Fitzgerald Chesterfield
@chestyfitz.bsky.social
food posting, sometimes recipes at wonkette
Some of it seems quite unpleasant
December 9, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Some of it seems quite unpleasant
I will come over and rip bonghits and piss in the corner of the bedroom when your kid gets to community college, at a fraction of the cost of a four-year
December 8, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I will come over and rip bonghits and piss in the corner of the bedroom when your kid gets to community college, at a fraction of the cost of a four-year
Makes me nostalgic for my poop and smoke days
December 8, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Makes me nostalgic for my poop and smoke days
I’m about to fett some cine
December 7, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I’m about to fett some cine
Cambozola was on manager’s special
December 7, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Cambozola was on manager’s special
Hey, have fun for a couple of hours
(Turn this skeet over)
(Turn this skeet over)
December 7, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Hey, have fun for a couple of hours
(Turn this skeet over)
(Turn this skeet over)
If you can’t find a sweatband, you can just tie a tube sock around your head (inside out works best)
December 7, 2025 at 2:52 PM
If you can’t find a sweatband, you can just tie a tube sock around your head (inside out works best)
As long as he puts his shoes on with no socks, he’s good to go
December 7, 2025 at 2:50 PM
As long as he puts his shoes on with no socks, he’s good to go
Flowers, slowed down a little bit
December 7, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Flowers, slowed down a little bit
these were the original lyrics, but because of cultural attitudes among Italian Americans at the time, Sinatra couldn’t admit he had a small dick
December 6, 2025 at 10:44 PM
these were the original lyrics, but because of cultural attitudes among Italian Americans at the time, Sinatra couldn’t admit he had a small dick
Missouri loves company
December 6, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Missouri loves company
Obi Wan Hamburger, you’re my only help
a woman in a white robe with a hood on her head
ALT: a woman in a white robe with a hood on her head
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Obi Wan Hamburger, you’re my only help
loved the Wreck of the Old 97
December 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
loved the Wreck of the Old 97