Alt: Cartoon panel from “Cinderella.” It’s a close-up of the prince’s hand sliding the glass slipper onto Cinderella‘s foot. It’s maybe a little too sexualized for kids.

Alt: Raúl Esparza as district attorney Rafael Barba on Law & Order: SVU. Barba rises from the prosecutor’s table and asserts: “Objection. Argumentative…and ridiculous.” Oh, and Esparza is really hot.

Alt: Old-school cartoon “commercial” that was run prior to a movie to advertise the snack bar. Dancing down a movie aisle, behind a sign that reads “refreshments,” are a box of popcorn, a beverage, a box of candy, and what looks like a pack of cigarettes. Which doesn’t seem all that refreshing. And we should all be thankful that the good old days of cigarette smoking indoors are long gone.

Alt: Chicago parking attendants tearing down the street in a purloined fancy red sports car. The driver and passenger scream with elation as the car hits a dip and flies into the air. From ferris Bueller‘s Day Off. It’s Cameron’s dad’s prize possession. Cameron is gonna be in some shit.

Alt: Little blond-haired white girl—aka Baby Chicken Baby Driver—driving a kid-size red convertible sports car. She’s skidding sideways out of her driveway, both hands off the wheel and raised in the two-horn rock-n-roll hand gesture—each pinky and forefinger raised.* She’s an insurance agent’s nightmare, but I’d ride shotgun with her any day. *I’m sure there’s a name for that! It escapes my foggy brain at the moment

Alt: Beyoncé and two dancers in leotards and high heels dancing in the video for Beyoncé’s “Single Ladies.”

Alt: White dude—who could maybe pass for Weird Al Yankovic if you’re looking at him in a tiny thumbnail, with long brown stringy curly hair, holding up a knife I guess, and saying, “I would like to purchase this”