chimpman.bsky.social
@chimpman.bsky.social
What is this place?
It’s a cat, if you want sympathy get a dog. Idiot
December 9, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Breakfast Beers
How about monkey tennis?
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 8, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Where are their bollocks, Susan
Nothing says getting into the festive spirit like going online to shout at some biscuits
December 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Full communism
December 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
December 8, 2025 at 1:59 PM
@rhymerrigby.bsky.social this is top work
Did a 21yr old estate agent write this? Sounds like they’re selling a bedsit in a shit part of town but it’s close to Hampstead (ie two boroughs over) or possibly a bad airport lounge
December 8, 2025 at 9:52 AM
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Was happy to support this.
NEW: 50+ transport and health groups have written to the Government calling for clear targets in the upcoming Cycling & Walking Investment Strategy 3, as well as a comprehensive plan for a national active travel network, matching the long-term strategic focus given to roads.
December 8, 2025 at 8:58 AM
London was much better in the old days when everyone spoke English and were integrated
I thought to go to the French church; but finding the Dutch congregation there, and then finding the French congregation’s sermon begun in the Dutch, I returned home.
December 7, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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He looks like he’s trying to stop his dog from leaving him
December 7, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Walked into Greenwich today and saw this little (read: MASSIVE) fellow going for a swim in Deptford Creek.

#London #Seal #DeptfordCreek
December 6, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I’ll be fucking furious if Crofton Park get one and the Brox doesn’t
December 6, 2025 at 6:08 PM
FISH!
December 6, 2025 at 6:03 PM
They should have gone with the initial proposal
December 5, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Made with real hands
in the movies this is the screensaver on the computers at the world’s most evil company
December 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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*Shocked face*
For the record. Duh.
December 5, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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column maybe coming on this but I don't hugely care about what 61-year-old Farage got up to at school? and I think that Fleet Street finally gunning for him is symptomatic of a culture where the gotcha/scoop factor matters so much that hidden past actions are seen as worse than current, public ones
December 5, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Inexplicably they never conquered the UK music scene
December 5, 2025 at 9:54 AM
December 5, 2025 at 9:12 AM
FIFA nonce prize
"Pipped" implies it was a close thing, and I'm really not sure that's true.
December 5, 2025 at 8:12 AM
i wouldnt to that if i were you
December 4, 2025 at 10:04 PM
My parents may have had minimal schooling but they were not idiots
December 4, 2025 at 4:08 PM
yeah, nice try. we defamed him and we're sorry (not sorry). Please dont sue our arses.

www.spectator.co.uk/article/an-a...
An apology to Hope Not Hate and Harry Shukman
In August, The Spectator began to investigate allegations that Harry Shukman, a 33-year-old freelance journalist, had used a fake British passport as part of a two-year undercover investigation into t...
www.spectator.co.uk
December 4, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Meal worms are the culinary trend sweeping Lewisham gardens “the birds love ‘em!” (Cc @katebevan.com )
December 4, 2025 at 12:18 PM