it's chintzy, bitch
@chintz.quest
gender ambivalent dyke. 30ish. anthropology major (community college editition). jack of all trades, master of fun
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@chintz.quest
· Aug 29
Getting into wound care as a hobby
2026 is gonna be the year of the mini dress as a tunic, i've decided
December 2, 2025 at 5:52 PM
2026 is gonna be the year of the mini dress as a tunic, i've decided
the year isn't over yet. there's still time for me to get a silver chain
December 2, 2025 at 5:49 PM
the year isn't over yet. there's still time for me to get a silver chain
Dating show where they match two people and tell them the person on the other end is a chatbot
December 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Dating show where they match two people and tell them the person on the other end is a chatbot
The thing is, i'm not a size 6 any more. But i also now have so much energy that I can do physically demanding housework without needing to stop after an hour
December 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
The thing is, i'm not a size 6 any more. But i also now have so much energy that I can do physically demanding housework without needing to stop after an hour
One of the cats doesn't understand why i'm sanding the wall and is very helpfully jumping at it so we're both attacking the walls together
November 30, 2025 at 6:21 PM
One of the cats doesn't understand why i'm sanding the wall and is very helpfully jumping at it so we're both attacking the walls together
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Also I get the sense that people who think sex can’t drive plot have never had sex that changes your whole outlook on life, and that makes me so sad for them.
November 29, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Also I get the sense that people who think sex can’t drive plot have never had sex that changes your whole outlook on life, and that makes me so sad for them.
Sometimes all of the low reviews for an item will be stuff like "this was MAGENTA instead of FUSCIA" but then sometimes the only high reviews are like "havent opened the box yet but it arrived at my house :)"
November 29, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Sometimes all of the low reviews for an item will be stuff like "this was MAGENTA instead of FUSCIA" but then sometimes the only high reviews are like "havent opened the box yet but it arrived at my house :)"
I do think the growing literacy issue in America is also at least partially responsible bad self-pub books
November 29, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I do think the growing literacy issue in America is also at least partially responsible bad self-pub books
The home improvement dyke is at it again
November 29, 2025 at 1:12 AM
The home improvement dyke is at it again
my tip of the day for those who need it is that white clothes are easier to find discounted bc they're harder to move and rit dye is like $5
November 28, 2025 at 10:31 PM
my tip of the day for those who need it is that white clothes are easier to find discounted bc they're harder to move and rit dye is like $5
Not to sound too early 2010s teen but having jeans without any rips in them feels wrong
November 28, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Not to sound too early 2010s teen but having jeans without any rips in them feels wrong
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with all disrespect to the brands, 30% off is really not all that exciting in this economy
November 28, 2025 at 7:34 PM
with all disrespect to the brands, 30% off is really not all that exciting in this economy
Like its not like my ability to access pornhub REALLY matters but
1. It's legit market research for my line of work
2. I just have to hope I stay allowed to use websites I like more I guess
1. It's legit market research for my line of work
2. I just have to hope I stay allowed to use websites I like more I guess
November 28, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Like its not like my ability to access pornhub REALLY matters but
1. It's legit market research for my line of work
2. I just have to hope I stay allowed to use websites I like more I guess
1. It's legit market research for my line of work
2. I just have to hope I stay allowed to use websites I like more I guess
Considering a black friday VPN discount because you live in a state where you can't access adult websites is such an American experience
November 28, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Considering a black friday VPN discount because you live in a state where you can't access adult websites is such an American experience
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November 28, 2025 at 3:39 AM
rare link to my evil wishlist where i ask for fancy things, mostly bc it has a link to my nsfw bsky account AND onlyfans. neither of which i promote much on here
throne.com/saintsybil
throne.com/saintsybil
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Netsuke of a Rat Grasping a Soybean Pod, 19th century Japan
November 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Netsuke of a Rat Grasping a Soybean Pod, 19th century Japan
I'd make such a good personal shopper, but that's one of those jobs that only exists for rich people who need to launder money
November 26, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I'd make such a good personal shopper, but that's one of those jobs that only exists for rich people who need to launder money
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coming up with ideas for new types of holes
November 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
coming up with ideas for new types of holes
Got a free penknife, increasing my overall DykeScore
November 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Got a free penknife, increasing my overall DykeScore
formal notice that i'm changing what my name is short for. but still going by nat. even if it makes slightly less sense now
November 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
formal notice that i'm changing what my name is short for. but still going by nat. even if it makes slightly less sense now
Totally forgot that the two year anniversary of my emergency wisdom tooth removal was 10 days ago
November 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Totally forgot that the two year anniversary of my emergency wisdom tooth removal was 10 days ago
i should really get back to doing more traditional art again...
November 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
i should really get back to doing more traditional art again...
Mattresses are so much more expensive when you're unemployed wtf
November 25, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Mattresses are so much more expensive when you're unemployed wtf
My gf and I watched Parasite last week and now I have a lot of opinions about the way ppl were talking about it when the movie first came out
November 25, 2025 at 3:52 AM
My gf and I watched Parasite last week and now I have a lot of opinions about the way ppl were talking about it when the movie first came out