Ty 😌 they need to make a silver chain grant for people who would look cool in one

can't afford one but like, maybe someone will leave one on the sidewalk in front of the house

The more fucked up and unethical it gets the better

Also I get the sense that people who think sex can’t drive plot have never had sex that changes your whole outlook on life, and that makes me so sad for them.

It's sooo easy to think youre uniquely talented but just dont have the resources to get into tradpub when like half your graduating class had a fifth grade reading level

see an ugly pastel? come up with a color you wouldn't mind wearing with that as an undertone (ex: crimson is great over coral pink, grass green over pale yellow)

or, yknow, just dye it black

Let me loose in goodwill like a hunting dog sent to retrieve a duck

I should tell my mom she's got a shot at a new career