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20 / he/him / Will probably have NSFW🔞18+ only please / #1 Valdor RS re:universe fan / bi / Ask me about my OC lore!
I have a particular crush that is like this, and I KNOW that it's crossing a line but I just... I don't know what to do
December 7, 2025 at 9:55 AM
this looks like a splatoon weapon
December 7, 2025 at 8:23 AM
I have to wonder, does he even know what he's complaining abt
December 7, 2025 at 1:28 AM
300 mph ass whooping coming my way but I'll be okay mhm yep I'll live mhm mhm I'm totally gonna feel what 16 weight + 16 offense feels like and be fine mhm mhm mhm
December 6, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Me standing behind the star machine as its charging up: "damn what that ass—"
December 6, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I do have that one hog form of my sona... I should consider him becoming elephant to get completely wrecked by some1
December 5, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I didn't expect you to make a post like this all of a sudden, even to filter ppl out, I'm just kinda surprised

I know better than to kinkshame on here don't get it twisted, it just was so funny to see on my TL so early in the day for me 😭😭😭
December 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
this doesn't deter me from your account but ???????
December 4, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Hey
December 4, 2025 at 3:58 PM
The OS layout you have is like 50 times funnier knowing that there have been ppl who actually get tripped up by it thinking its your actual desktop
December 3, 2025 at 7:26 PM
you know the answer~
December 3, 2025 at 7:23 PM
how many mom.png images can we (yes, WE) put on here
December 2, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Very very good opportunity to change the logo of "Kids Can Press" to "Kids Can Press Charges"
December 2, 2025 at 6:49 AM
are there really people who are like "this character design is too good, too bad they're for fetish scenarios!" because that doesn't make them any less valid
December 1, 2025 at 3:49 PM
see you in street fighter 5 everyone
December 1, 2025 at 12:25 AM
he could pin me under a handful of tons worth of weight and I'm sure that'd get my attention--I mean who said that
November 30, 2025 at 8:44 PM
is this cross
November 30, 2025 at 3:43 PM
HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY! You get to do anything you want to Hog Mike as a treat
November 29, 2025 at 2:13 PM
no worries, I think if anything that makes things even more interesting
November 29, 2025 at 1:56 PM