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Ghost of Christmas past or something
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“No pasarán”, No flag shaggers and please treat people with respect. Wülferhamptonian
No D.M’s unless I follow you.
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how long does it usually take for skinny jeans to start working?
December 5, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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day 2468 of hitting the pizza button on the microwave and still no pizza
December 6, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Batma Returns is a Christmas movie.
December 6, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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There are no old whippersnappers.
December 3, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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🚨NEW POLICY ANNOUNCEMENT🚨

All Evri executives to have their Christmas presents delivered by Evri, to see how they like it.

Love Christmas. Vote Binface.
December 3, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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Viscous condiments should come in short, stout jars designed for easy knife and spoon access rather than tall, thin squeeze bottles that inevitably waste 10-20% of the actual condiment at the bottom
December 2, 2025 at 3:33 PM
December 2, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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Once you realise the Cold War never ended and that people like Boris, Nigel and Donald are compromised, things make a lot more sense.

It fits together so perfectly it's unsettling.

Try it, look for yourself, but be warned, you may never feel comfortable again.

Who needs sleep anyway?
December 1, 2025 at 10:52 PM
"There will be no downside to Brexit. Only a considerable upside."
December 1, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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This time next year xmas is over.
November 28, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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Closing the drapes because the weather is none of my business
November 30, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Pie is breakfast.
November 28, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
You've just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.

Could be a lot worse I guess. 🤔
November 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Doesn’t get any better than this.🕶️🌞
November 26, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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is this dogshit ass decade over yet. can we have normal things again yet
November 25, 2025 at 7:15 AM
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
November 25, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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Having just been through the desert carrying a guy with no name, it felt good to get out of the rain.
November 24, 2025 at 2:17 PM
November 23, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Yesterday was lovely, I even had a bee for company.
November 22, 2025 at 7:55 AM
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You ever just sit down and realize that the rise of 21st century fascism is capital's answer to climate change?
November 21, 2025 at 12:14 PM
🌞🕶️☀️🥶
November 21, 2025 at 10:21 AM