Mr. Suave De Bone
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HBCU grad. AΦΑ. Did you know fried fish and spaghetti go together? Play with your dead, don’t play with me.
Food | History | Science | Anime | Video Games | That WooWoo Shit 🕯️
HBCU grad. AΦΑ. Did you know fried fish and spaghetti go together? Play with your dead, don’t play with me.
To the woman who was buying Chitlins, yesterday morning…
They better be for Christmas, cuz I know it’s no way you was grabbing the bucket Chitlins at 11am, the morning of Thanksgiving.
They better be for Christmas, cuz I know it’s no way you was grabbing the bucket Chitlins at 11am, the morning of Thanksgiving.
November 28, 2025 at 7:03 PM
To the woman who was buying Chitlins, yesterday morning…
They better be for Christmas, cuz I know it’s no way you was grabbing the bucket Chitlins at 11am, the morning of Thanksgiving.
They better be for Christmas, cuz I know it’s no way you was grabbing the bucket Chitlins at 11am, the morning of Thanksgiving.
Glad to be in that number, my brother in Christ.
Me seeing y’all be horny af and realizing that I, myself, am a saint 😌
November 28, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Glad to be in that number, my brother in Christ.
They asked me what I wanted for my birthday
Me: a PS5 and some new tires
Mom: ooo you getting old
Me: a PS5 and some new tires
Mom: ooo you getting old
November 28, 2025 at 3:34 PM
They asked me what I wanted for my birthday
Me: a PS5 and some new tires
Mom: ooo you getting old
Me: a PS5 and some new tires
Mom: ooo you getting old
There’s a way bigger issue, than the bird, that we need to discuss
November 28, 2025 at 3:32 PM
There’s a way bigger issue, than the bird, that we need to discuss
I’m a Sag with Jupiter in Libra, don’t ever lie to me.
November 28, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I’m a Sag with Jupiter in Libra, don’t ever lie to me.
I stopped looking at folks on social media for body inspo when I found out mfs I was close to were using apetamin and steroids.
1.) ??
2.) how tf you gon try to give me fitness advice knowing I have a degree in nutrition and that you’re cheating?
3.) why are yall shooting up on your cf?
1.) ??
2.) how tf you gon try to give me fitness advice knowing I have a degree in nutrition and that you’re cheating?
3.) why are yall shooting up on your cf?
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I stopped looking at folks on social media for body inspo when I found out mfs I was close to were using apetamin and steroids.
1.) ??
2.) how tf you gon try to give me fitness advice knowing I have a degree in nutrition and that you’re cheating?
3.) why are yall shooting up on your cf?
1.) ??
2.) how tf you gon try to give me fitness advice knowing I have a degree in nutrition and that you’re cheating?
3.) why are yall shooting up on your cf?
I’ve reached that age. I had to put my mama out her own kitchen, yesterday. She got a real stern “I need you to go sit down somewhere.”
Just spinning in circles asking questions. Lady, we got this 😂
Just spinning in circles asking questions. Lady, we got this 😂
November 28, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I’ve reached that age. I had to put my mama out her own kitchen, yesterday. She got a real stern “I need you to go sit down somewhere.”
Just spinning in circles asking questions. Lady, we got this 😂
Just spinning in circles asking questions. Lady, we got this 😂
Babe, stop laying there thinking about the food and go make you a plate for breakfast. It ain’t too early, and it’s okay.
Good morning!
Good morning!
November 28, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Babe, stop laying there thinking about the food and go make you a plate for breakfast. It ain’t too early, and it’s okay.
Good morning!
Good morning!
I’m just waking up yall. That post-dinner nap was something serious 😭
November 28, 2025 at 10:34 AM
I’m just waking up yall. That post-dinner nap was something serious 😭
I’m ready to go home and smoke. Time to pack this shit up
November 28, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I’m ready to go home and smoke. Time to pack this shit up
This is Anti-Black
Fried fish and spaghetti do not go together
5. What’s a controversial food take that you’d stand ten toes down and defend at all costs?
November 28, 2025 at 12:07 AM
This is Anti-Black
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this be me grocery shopping 😭 between sodium and sugar content i’m like maybe i’ll just survive off a water diet bc wtf lol
November 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
this be me grocery shopping 😭 between sodium and sugar content i’m like maybe i’ll just survive off a water diet bc wtf lol
Why is everything so salty?!?!
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November 24, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Why is everything so salty?!?!
Imma start commenting “ugly bitch.” under every AI edited pic mfs post
November 24, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Imma start commenting “ugly bitch.” under every AI edited pic mfs post
3 hours and I’m on vacation
November 24, 2025 at 3:17 PM
3 hours and I’m on vacation
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1hr30mins
10. What is the ideal duration for sex (including foreplay) for you?
November 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
1hr30mins
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Baby you can hit this don’t be scared
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November 23, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Baby you can hit this don’t be scared
Apple Music just played “Be Careful” - Cardi B, followed by “it’s Not Right, But It’s Okay” - Whitney Houston….
What is happening? What is the universe telling me? 😭
What is happening? What is the universe telling me? 😭
November 22, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Apple Music just played “Be Careful” - Cardi B, followed by “it’s Not Right, But It’s Okay” - Whitney Houston….
What is happening? What is the universe telling me? 😭
What is happening? What is the universe telling me? 😭
It’s officially 🔥🔥🔥SAG SZN 🔥🔥🔥
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November 22, 2025 at 2:04 PM
It’s officially 🔥🔥🔥SAG SZN 🔥🔥🔥
Also, to my fellow neurodivergents, a lot of times the thing that’s “wrong” or “doesn’t feel right” is your hunger.
You are hungry and dehydrated. Both of these things can lead to feelings of anxiety, depression, etc.
When things are going awry, check-in with yourself. Are you hungry or thirsty?
You are hungry and dehydrated. Both of these things can lead to feelings of anxiety, depression, etc.
When things are going awry, check-in with yourself. Are you hungry or thirsty?
November 22, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Also, to my fellow neurodivergents, a lot of times the thing that’s “wrong” or “doesn’t feel right” is your hunger.
You are hungry and dehydrated. Both of these things can lead to feelings of anxiety, depression, etc.
When things are going awry, check-in with yourself. Are you hungry or thirsty?
You are hungry and dehydrated. Both of these things can lead to feelings of anxiety, depression, etc.
When things are going awry, check-in with yourself. Are you hungry or thirsty?
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None of the videos sit right with me, even the way they’re talking and laughing in them gave me Get Out vibes. This era’s respectability politics wave.
November 22, 2025 at 1:27 PM
None of the videos sit right with me, even the way they’re talking and laughing in them gave me Get Out vibes. This era’s respectability politics wave.
1st Breakfast: oatmeal + fish w/ rice
2nd Breakfast (post gym): double bacon sandwich with butter and jelly
2nd Breakfast (post gym): double bacon sandwich with butter and jelly
What’s for breakfast?
November 22, 2025 at 1:29 PM
1st Breakfast: oatmeal + fish w/ rice
2nd Breakfast (post gym): double bacon sandwich with butter and jelly
2nd Breakfast (post gym): double bacon sandwich with butter and jelly
Because of our Ile’s last itagodun, we couldn’t eat out for the past 16 days. The way I’m about to treat myself this weekend 😭😭
November 22, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Because of our Ile’s last itagodun, we couldn’t eat out for the past 16 days. The way I’m about to treat myself this weekend 😭😭
Quarterzips, matcha/coffee shops, cutting off natural hair…
Have yall also noticed the rise in military recruitment ads on billboards? And the younger generations eating it up as “trends”.
They are “quite literally” silencing resistance.
Have yall also noticed the rise in military recruitment ads on billboards? And the younger generations eating it up as “trends”.
They are “quite literally” silencing resistance.
November 22, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Quarterzips, matcha/coffee shops, cutting off natural hair…
Have yall also noticed the rise in military recruitment ads on billboards? And the younger generations eating it up as “trends”.
They are “quite literally” silencing resistance.
Have yall also noticed the rise in military recruitment ads on billboards? And the younger generations eating it up as “trends”.
They are “quite literally” silencing resistance.