Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast
@chowder.bsky.social
Decrepit esports influencer, the Diogenes of Video Games, Godzilla of being a gay disaster, Load-Bearing Cis Guy of the trans community.
He/Him.
@TheChowderhead everywhere else.
He/Him.
@TheChowderhead everywhere else.
The sandwich exploded on me. I could feel it through my bulletproof vest. The worst part about it, though, was the smells. Onions. Mustard. I'll never forget what I went through that day. How could I. How could anyone. Mustard stains, oh god, the mustard stains.
November 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
The sandwich exploded on me. I could feel it through my bulletproof vest. The worst part about it, though, was the smells. Onions. Mustard. I'll never forget what I went through that day. How could I. How could anyone. Mustard stains, oh god, the mustard stains.
Watching two people who desperately want to laugh at someone who made their lives hell dying but can't because they're about to be the mayor and mayoress of New York City is hysterical. He literally just does this and tries his damndest to not say anything.
November 4, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Watching two people who desperately want to laugh at someone who made their lives hell dying but can't because they're about to be the mayor and mayoress of New York City is hysterical. He literally just does this and tries his damndest to not say anything.
They even have image edits of the characters in Broncos gear for taunting their opponents on social media. Incredible work. Just an absolutely devastating claim by the Broncos fanbase, they're having a fantastic season as well so the fans are going OFF.
November 4, 2025 at 3:00 PM
They even have image edits of the characters in Broncos gear for taunting their opponents on social media. Incredible work. Just an absolutely devastating claim by the Broncos fanbase, they're having a fantastic season as well so the fans are going OFF.
Easily one of the funniest crossovers of the modern era is the fact that the Denver Broncos fanbase has decided that they will co-opt one of the most popular video games of 2025 to make highlight reels with.
That game? Umamusume: Pretty Derby.
That game? Umamusume: Pretty Derby.
November 4, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Easily one of the funniest crossovers of the modern era is the fact that the Denver Broncos fanbase has decided that they will co-opt one of the most popular video games of 2025 to make highlight reels with.
That game? Umamusume: Pretty Derby.
That game? Umamusume: Pretty Derby.
We've been doing work on a baker's house for a bit and today he came into the office with a thank you gift, and HOLY SHIT THE BEST CANNOLIS IN BOSTON JUST GOT HAND DELIVERED TO THE OFFICE OH FUCK ME OH GOD
November 3, 2025 at 5:09 PM
We've been doing work on a baker's house for a bit and today he came into the office with a thank you gift, and HOLY SHIT THE BEST CANNOLIS IN BOSTON JUST GOT HAND DELIVERED TO THE OFFICE OH FUCK ME OH GOD
The plane they used in this scene was actively being used to transport arms around the world and the arms dealer they bought some of the guns in the film from was like "oh yeah I have a plane shipping guns down there, you wanna use it in the film?" Insane shit.
October 27, 2025 at 1:22 PM
The plane they used in this scene was actively being used to transport arms around the world and the arms dealer they bought some of the guns in the film from was like "oh yeah I have a plane shipping guns down there, you wanna use it in the film?" Insane shit.
One of my favorites movies is Lord of War, not because of the movie itself, but because everything involved in the production is absolutely insane.
October 27, 2025 at 1:19 PM
One of my favorites movies is Lord of War, not because of the movie itself, but because everything involved in the production is absolutely insane.
I have fucked over people with Eternal Weekend prize money with this card.
Now I show it to you, MTG community: The answer to Firebending in a single. goddamn. card.
Now I show it to you, MTG community: The answer to Firebending in a single. goddamn. card.
October 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I have fucked over people with Eternal Weekend prize money with this card.
Now I show it to you, MTG community: The answer to Firebending in a single. goddamn. card.
Now I show it to you, MTG community: The answer to Firebending in a single. goddamn. card.
They announced a Switch 2 version of Factorio and all I can think about is this post
October 24, 2025 at 2:05 PM
They announced a Switch 2 version of Factorio and all I can think about is this post
Me when Melville chucks another throwaway line into his books that will be better than anything I've ever written or will ever be able to write
October 20, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Me when Melville chucks another throwaway line into his books that will be better than anything I've ever written or will ever be able to write
Out boss wants us to have weekly meetings as an office on Mondays and Fridays. Had the first morning of meetings and they were all productive and blew by, unlike every other job I've ever worked. You can have... Meetings... That don't suck...?
October 20, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Out boss wants us to have weekly meetings as an office on Mondays and Fridays. Had the first morning of meetings and they were all productive and blew by, unlike every other job I've ever worked. You can have... Meetings... That don't suck...?
A reprint of Armageddon and these four would fix me, I fear.
October 13, 2025 at 5:17 PM
A reprint of Armageddon and these four would fix me, I fear.
Shout-out to my friend who pet a rabbit and got a ribbon for doing so while my other friend found a My Melody on the ground, based and farmpilled.
October 13, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Shout-out to my friend who pet a rabbit and got a ribbon for doing so while my other friend found a My Melody on the ground, based and farmpilled.
Went to the State Fair. Remains absolutely fantastic in terms of vibes.
October 13, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Went to the State Fair. Remains absolutely fantastic in terms of vibes.
LANCER MENTIONED
ENGAGE BIG SAL PROPAGANDA OPERATIONS
ENGAGE BIG SAL PROPAGANDA OPERATIONS
October 9, 2025 at 1:36 PM
LANCER MENTIONED
ENGAGE BIG SAL PROPAGANDA OPERATIONS
ENGAGE BIG SAL PROPAGANDA OPERATIONS
Oh yeah, looks good to me.
Looks good to the markerlight as well.
Looks good to the markerlight as well.
October 9, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Oh yeah, looks good to me.
Looks good to the markerlight as well.
Looks good to the markerlight as well.
With a cast iron meat grinder, you can turn your sprues into basing materials. Just cut em into big bits, pop 'em into the grinder, and boom. Instant rubble.
Alternatively, since 3rd edition there has been a forbidden technique for Necrons that Games Workship doesn't want you to know about.
Alternatively, since 3rd edition there has been a forbidden technique for Necrons that Games Workship doesn't want you to know about.
October 9, 2025 at 1:10 PM
With a cast iron meat grinder, you can turn your sprues into basing materials. Just cut em into big bits, pop 'em into the grinder, and boom. Instant rubble.
Alternatively, since 3rd edition there has been a forbidden technique for Necrons that Games Workship doesn't want you to know about.
Alternatively, since 3rd edition there has been a forbidden technique for Necrons that Games Workship doesn't want you to know about.
Scoop when asking why he's missing Commander with the Boys and heading to Taco Tuesday:
October 8, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Scoop when asking why he's missing Commander with the Boys and heading to Taco Tuesday:
me and the other four Massachusetts MTG influencers arguing over whether or not we're Strixhaven or Innistrad (We are both)
October 8, 2025 at 4:14 PM
me and the other four Massachusetts MTG influencers arguing over whether or not we're Strixhaven or Innistrad (We are both)
Not to be this guy, but I respectfully disagree with Amy. We've had Masshole representation for quite some time.
October 8, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Not to be this guy, but I respectfully disagree with Amy. We've had Masshole representation for quite some time.
After a month and a half, Walgreens finally filled my Adderall prescription.
We're so fucking back, folks.
We're so fucking back, folks.
October 7, 2025 at 3:58 PM
After a month and a half, Walgreens finally filled my Adderall prescription.
We're so fucking back, folks.
We're so fucking back, folks.
Views at the wedding I'm at are pretty solid. Only thing that could make it better is maybe an Amazon delivery center, maybe a Walmart.
October 4, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Views at the wedding I'm at are pretty solid. Only thing that could make it better is maybe an Amazon delivery center, maybe a Walmart.