Chris in DC
chrisb2.bsky.social
Chris in DC
@chrisb2.bsky.social
fka @Coastalelite28 on the other app
can't tell if this was a choice you made or circumstances prevented it and you're upset
December 2, 2025 at 1:04 PM
reminds me of someone complaining about sales like "up to 50%" - isn't stuff *always* technically up to 50% off?
December 2, 2025 at 12:17 PM
what is this magic
December 1, 2025 at 11:49 PM
was sighing over pepper mills at Sur La Table today
December 1, 2025 at 11:49 PM
when I heard the expression "Thanksgiving Eve"
a woman wearing sunglasses and a scarf is holding a drink and says shut it down .
ALT: a woman wearing sunglasses and a scarf is holding a drink and says shut it down .
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 10:14 PM
my first thought as well
December 1, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Franklin already got one, Kelly might get one. But I don't think anyone is signing Stoops to a 40m deal. There's almost always *some* negotiation here as these buyouts are more to prevent coach poaching.
December 1, 2025 at 1:38 PM
...where I grew up, the prefixes were 868, 860, 863, a few others. The suffixes then were like 28, 07, and and 61, 60, blah blah blah. Really we were memorizing 3 discreet patterns of 3+2+2, not a unique 7 digit number. And we didn't memorize area codes.
December 1, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I know Gladwell has come under fir lately but he talks about this in one of his books. Basically Chinese numbers are shorter and they can memorize longer strings. As for phone numbers, you might not realize it, but prefixes and suffixes have/had a specific pattern to them...
December 1, 2025 at 1:34 PM
correct. The renderings are comical.
November 28, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I hate this so much
November 28, 2025 at 2:38 PM
whoa whoa whoa that's the renamed Cocktail Party (I think??)
November 28, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Vince Dooley's failson is running in Georgia, sigh.
November 28, 2025 at 1:56 PM
yeah exactly. Any coach with a .700 career winning percentage has to be thinking "it's not that hard"
November 28, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I was thinking yesterday how ironic it is that the highlight of the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade...is Santa. But I've also enjoyed the handoff from Tom the Turkey to Santa. Just feels like it should be the end of the day, not the beginning.
November 28, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Tuberville set the bar low for coaches-turned-Senators.
November 28, 2025 at 1:28 PM
good thing Universal isn't about to throw her into a 3 month Oscar campaign...
November 27, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Nuzzi is a really unremarkable writer with a very clear Freudian daddy issue and that's really the extent of the whole thing
November 27, 2025 at 5:14 PM
up there with one of the members of Blink 182 harassing John Podesta about UFOs in the middle of the 2016 election
November 27, 2025 at 2:12 PM
my philosophy is that a 4 or 5 day holiday is not worth wasting 2 days in travel to accomplish. You're trading work stress for travel stress, not actually enjoying time off.
November 26, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I have seen lots of ads for the killer chimp but not the killer kangaroo
November 26, 2025 at 12:55 PM
the problem is at some level you need wonky-ass careerist nerds who love data and also hate immigrants and the few of them that *did* exist probably got DOGE'd
November 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
or these firms will never get paid or somehow sheer incompetence leads to both
November 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
so something similar happened to me once and a buddy and I basically reverse engineered the GPT prompt until we got very similar language to what was used.
November 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
wheeee
November 24, 2025 at 9:48 PM