i gubbed a cheeky wee half eccy and have to take a historic photo fuck
November 11, 2025 at 9:16 AM
i gubbed a cheeky wee half eccy and have to take a historic photo fuck
i think the most typical transmac name is peace, spelled piece, but then changed on a whim to pierce, but spelled pyerce.
November 7, 2025 at 2:53 AM
i think the most typical transmac name is peace, spelled piece, but then changed on a whim to pierce, but spelled pyerce.
i still haven't made my mind up about winrar i think ill keep the trial going for a little longer
November 2, 2025 at 3:02 PM
i still haven't made my mind up about winrar i think ill keep the trial going for a little longer
got called a noob today, theres a good chance i was being called a noob before this person was even born.
that reminds me of the livestream where the woman gave birth and a chat member goes "whos this fucking noob"
that reminds me of the livestream where the woman gave birth and a chat member goes "whos this fucking noob"
October 23, 2025 at 5:12 AM
got called a noob today, theres a good chance i was being called a noob before this person was even born.
that reminds me of the livestream where the woman gave birth and a chat member goes "whos this fucking noob"
that reminds me of the livestream where the woman gave birth and a chat member goes "whos this fucking noob"
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Can I come over your house and do this
October 13, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Can I come over your house and do this
being knowable is the classic eldritch horror fighting blunder, you gotta be unknowable, your gender should only be able to be expressed with an explosion of hornets from your mouth and your clothes should remind the unbidden ones of the stockholm sunset in 1971 march 12th
October 14, 2025 at 5:24 PM
being knowable is the classic eldritch horror fighting blunder, you gotta be unknowable, your gender should only be able to be expressed with an explosion of hornets from your mouth and your clothes should remind the unbidden ones of the stockholm sunset in 1971 march 12th
daytrading in Jita got me convinced idozers work
October 1, 2025 at 3:57 PM
daytrading in Jita got me convinced idozers work
im calling it, when hbomberguy releases his video on adobe their stock will take a 17% hit. This means everyone should short adobes stock.
this is a joke not financial advice. If you listen to the funny cow furry i aint taking flak for it.
this is a joke not financial advice. If you listen to the funny cow furry i aint taking flak for it.
September 29, 2025 at 4:28 PM
im calling it, when hbomberguy releases his video on adobe their stock will take a 17% hit. This means everyone should short adobes stock.
this is a joke not financial advice. If you listen to the funny cow furry i aint taking flak for it.
this is a joke not financial advice. If you listen to the funny cow furry i aint taking flak for it.
i've been pronouncing everything wrong, wikipedia tells me i should be pronouncing by a series of schwiggles
September 28, 2025 at 8:15 PM
i've been pronouncing everything wrong, wikipedia tells me i should be pronouncing by a series of schwiggles
when i was small i was told that if i turned the lights on and off really fast I'd blow the lightbulb
so when nobody was there to stop me i turned it on and off really fast for i swear like an hour and it never fucking blew up. I was so disappointed.
so when nobody was there to stop me i turned it on and off really fast for i swear like an hour and it never fucking blew up. I was so disappointed.
September 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
when i was small i was told that if i turned the lights on and off really fast I'd blow the lightbulb
so when nobody was there to stop me i turned it on and off really fast for i swear like an hour and it never fucking blew up. I was so disappointed.
so when nobody was there to stop me i turned it on and off really fast for i swear like an hour and it never fucking blew up. I was so disappointed.
opened a fortune cookie asking if my driving test was going to go well
"True happiness comes from within"
fuck
"True happiness comes from within"
fuck
September 24, 2025 at 6:27 PM
opened a fortune cookie asking if my driving test was going to go well
"True happiness comes from within"
fuck
"True happiness comes from within"
fuck
i really want to put "nunya" if asked for explanations for my job gap
live lame or starve cool, a difficult choice.
live lame or starve cool, a difficult choice.
September 22, 2025 at 10:25 PM
i really want to put "nunya" if asked for explanations for my job gap
live lame or starve cool, a difficult choice.
live lame or starve cool, a difficult choice.
Had the dentist tell me electric toothbrushes are normally overrated and overadvised but in my case it would be good.
I have suspicion that I'm being played and he says something like that to get everyone to use an electric toothbrush but i cant be sure, so he wins this time.
I have suspicion that I'm being played and he says something like that to get everyone to use an electric toothbrush but i cant be sure, so he wins this time.
September 22, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Had the dentist tell me electric toothbrushes are normally overrated and overadvised but in my case it would be good.
I have suspicion that I'm being played and he says something like that to get everyone to use an electric toothbrush but i cant be sure, so he wins this time.
I have suspicion that I'm being played and he says something like that to get everyone to use an electric toothbrush but i cant be sure, so he wins this time.
Just learned that cars have a thing called a "bite point" and im looking forward to being bitten by a car
September 17, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Just learned that cars have a thing called a "bite point" and im looking forward to being bitten by a car
I'll never be as cool as my dad, getting fucked up at a rave in an active minefield.
September 15, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I'll never be as cool as my dad, getting fucked up at a rave in an active minefield.
Whenever someone tells the fire marshal about something, its always fixed the next fucking day. We should tell the fire marshal about capitalism, has anyone thought to do that?! Putting profits over people increases the chance of a fire after all.
September 14, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Whenever someone tells the fire marshal about something, its always fixed the next fucking day. We should tell the fire marshal about capitalism, has anyone thought to do that?! Putting profits over people increases the chance of a fire after all.
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i'm tired of doing this streaming thing dog
September 12, 2025 at 4:57 PM
i'm tired of doing this streaming thing dog
restaurant near me offered a £25 discount for having ordered 5 times, now thats a discount with fucking cojones
September 11, 2025 at 5:50 PM
restaurant near me offered a £25 discount for having ordered 5 times, now thats a discount with fucking cojones
shout out to my boy salt the best preservative, no additives! Doubles as a transmasc name too
September 7, 2025 at 1:21 AM
shout out to my boy salt the best preservative, no additives! Doubles as a transmasc name too
we need something that turns traffic signs into anime girls to encourage learning in the youth, i want stopsign-chan to be cute but very easily upset if you disobey the stop sign so you feel bad, the alternative is running a stop sign and putting peoples lives at risk. Get it to parliament!
September 6, 2025 at 2:35 PM
we need something that turns traffic signs into anime girls to encourage learning in the youth, i want stopsign-chan to be cute but very easily upset if you disobey the stop sign so you feel bad, the alternative is running a stop sign and putting peoples lives at risk. Get it to parliament!
you know those classes some people took where you had to take care of the baby for a while
is there a similar class for pastry chef trainees and sourdough starters, and if you kill it you fail
is there a similar class for pastry chef trainees and sourdough starters, and if you kill it you fail
September 3, 2025 at 8:06 PM
you know those classes some people took where you had to take care of the baby for a while
is there a similar class for pastry chef trainees and sourdough starters, and if you kill it you fail
is there a similar class for pastry chef trainees and sourdough starters, and if you kill it you fail
you've heard of a mean lasagna now its time for a cruel lasagna
September 3, 2025 at 4:18 PM
you've heard of a mean lasagna now its time for a cruel lasagna
i dont really get nervous, i have anxiety, but i dont get nervous, i think anyone who doesn't feel the same way is going to think thats really fucked up so i wanted to share.
September 3, 2025 at 2:07 AM
i dont really get nervous, i have anxiety, but i dont get nervous, i think anyone who doesn't feel the same way is going to think thats really fucked up so i wanted to share.
just saw a restaurant with "cucumber & carrot sticks with hummus" on their kids menu
what the fuck
what the fuck
August 31, 2025 at 7:31 PM
just saw a restaurant with "cucumber & carrot sticks with hummus" on their kids menu
what the fuck
what the fuck