Chris Coleman
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Chris Coleman
@chriscoleman.name
· Nov 16
I made some decent Simpsons shitposts during the early days of Covid lockdown.
You will be visited by three spirits
December 9, 2025 at 11:14 AM
You will be visited by three spirits
You will be visited by three spirits
December 9, 2025 at 6:51 AM
You will be visited by three spirits
I always thought it was great having National Airport conveniently right across the river until these dork ass losers started using it a set for their stupid fucking movie projects.
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 9, 2025 at 6:04 AM
I always thought it was great having National Airport conveniently right across the river until these dork ass losers started using it a set for their stupid fucking movie projects.
Some asshole flew a USAF 747 over my house at 2,000 feet the other night.
(Spoiler: it was Hegseth)
(Spoiler: it was Hegseth)
December 8, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Some asshole flew a USAF 747 over my house at 2,000 feet the other night.
(Spoiler: it was Hegseth)
(Spoiler: it was Hegseth)
I saw a kei truck driving down the street like it was no big deal. What an incredible flex.
December 8, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I saw a kei truck driving down the street like it was no big deal. What an incredible flex.
Reposted by Chris Coleman
Better watch out on December 1: The Best VHS Ad-vent Calendar Ever is coming to town.
November 29, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Better watch out on December 1: The Best VHS Ad-vent Calendar Ever is coming to town.
Reposted by Chris Coleman
Win a Nobel Peace Prize with this one weird trick. Norwegians hate it!
Congress established the U.S. Institute of Peace in 1984. Putting a name on a wall or changing a website does not rename an agency, BBC @nytimes.com @CNN.com: no POTUS can rename an agency.
State may have discretion to rename a *building*, but not USIP itself.
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
State may have discretion to rename a *building*, but not USIP itself.
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
December 4, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Win a Nobel Peace Prize with this one weird trick. Norwegians hate it!
We're gamifying Chrome devtools now?
December 4, 2025 at 4:53 PM
We're gamifying Chrome devtools now?
Reposted by Chris Coleman
I see all you people clowning on the goofy text labels but not one of you bothers to mention that this room(?) has doors for a floor.
December 2, 2025 at 11:27 AM
I see all you people clowning on the goofy text labels but not one of you bothers to mention that this room(?) has doors for a floor.
Reposted by Chris Coleman
There’s a lot to hate about iOS 26, but one nice thing is that a big alert telling you that cellular data is turned off no long pops up as soon as you turn off cellular data.
December 2, 2025 at 1:44 PM
There’s a lot to hate about iOS 26, but one nice thing is that a big alert telling you that cellular data is turned off no long pops up as soon as you turn off cellular data.
There’s a lot to hate about iOS 26, but one nice thing is that a big alert telling you that cellular data is turned off no long pops up as soon as you turn off cellular data.
December 2, 2025 at 1:44 PM
There’s a lot to hate about iOS 26, but one nice thing is that a big alert telling you that cellular data is turned off no long pops up as soon as you turn off cellular data.
Reposted by Chris Coleman
HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
December 2, 2025 at 11:28 AM
HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
I see all you people clowning on the goofy text labels but not one of you bothers to mention that this room(?) has doors for a floor.
December 2, 2025 at 11:27 AM
I see all you people clowning on the goofy text labels but not one of you bothers to mention that this room(?) has doors for a floor.
Quick first pass at an animated pixel Nazgul. Needs a lot of work. I'm not very good at this
December 1, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Quick first pass at an animated pixel Nazgul. Needs a lot of work. I'm not very good at this
lol domain scammers can eat shit
December 1, 2025 at 3:46 PM
lol domain scammers can eat shit
Is it normal for a pecan pie to rise?
November 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Is it normal for a pecan pie to rise?
Reposted by Chris Coleman
Austin Powers ass undersecretary
November 26, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Austin Powers ass undersecretary
Reposted by Chris Coleman
Your car reminding you not to forget your baby in the back seat is woke
November 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Your car reminding you not to forget your baby in the back seat is woke
Apple, pay me $300,000 a year.
November 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Apple, pay me $300,000 a year.