Chris Eigeman
@chriseigeman.bsky.social
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Chris Eigeman
@chriseigeman.bsky.social
· Nov 23
A couple of my younger friends are soon to have their 1st baby and I have a little starter pack of advice for the non-birthing partners (yes, I know this sounds like a set up for a bit, but no).
Don't know if this is good news or bad, but now in the Spotify year end wrap up it guesses your age. According to the app, my teenager is 73, my wife 70 and I'm 84.
December 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Don't know if this is good news or bad, but now in the Spotify year end wrap up it guesses your age. According to the app, my teenager is 73, my wife 70 and I'm 84.
I will never be not thinking about this.
December 2, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I will never be not thinking about this.
The last time trump addressed congress, and the Dems help up little signs w different messages, I found it both silly and toothless. But if the next time he addresses congress, and ALL the dems silently held little signs that said "Quiet Piggy", oh I think I would cheer.
Great piece on Trump's 'Quiet, piggy' moment. This phrase could be the new shorthand way to explain how abusers silence their victims. Keep quiet or be punished cruelly.
www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/19/h...
www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/19/h...
Heidi Stevens: After Trump’s ‘Quiet, piggy’ moment, we’re done asking why survivors don’t come forward, right?
If we’re going to become a nation that truly protects children and women, we have to stop giving a pass to sexual abusers, writes Heidi Stevens.
www.chicagotribune.com
November 23, 2025 at 9:22 PM
The last time trump addressed congress, and the Dems help up little signs w different messages, I found it both silly and toothless. But if the next time he addresses congress, and ALL the dems silently held little signs that said "Quiet Piggy", oh I think I would cheer.
There's something so grotesque about this. "“I read it as a sign of physical submission to Donald Trump, a statement of fealty to him and the idea that the surface of a policy is the only thing that matters,” (from the Mother Jones linked article)
November 10, 2025 at 5:23 PM
There's something so grotesque about this. "“I read it as a sign of physical submission to Donald Trump, a statement of fealty to him and the idea that the surface of a policy is the only thing that matters,” (from the Mother Jones linked article)
Would have got them all but didn’t get 9 b/c didn’t get the part of Lloyd Dobler. #stillsore
November 8, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Would have got them all but didn’t get 9 b/c didn’t get the part of Lloyd Dobler. #stillsore
“I don’t know man. I’d put a bell in that coffin just to be sure .”
November 4, 2025 at 1:03 PM
“I don’t know man. I’d put a bell in that coffin just to be sure .”
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
October 21, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
I usually don’t but for this I fucking will.
Dolly Parton's sister is asking fans to "pray with me" amid the country music icon's health issues
Dolly Parton’s Sister Says ‘I Was Up All Night Praying’ Amid Country Icon’s Health Issues and Asks Fans to ‘Pray With Me’
Dolly Parton's sister Frieda is asking fans of the Queen of Country to "pray with me" amid Dolly's continued health struggles.
variety.com
October 7, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I usually don’t but for this I fucking will.
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I don't know, I thought Hegseth's speech was rather inspiring. (Sometimes I do jokes for my 75 year-old followers.) www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdKy...
Foster Brooks Roasts Bob Hope Man of the Hour
YouTube video by John W Hardin
www.youtube.com
September 26, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I don't know, I thought Hegseth's speech was rather inspiring. (Sometimes I do jokes for my 75 year-old followers.) www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdKy...
Reposted by Chris Eigeman
this is the best screenwriting software available today.*
(*aye—i'll die on this hill)
(*aye—i'll die on this hill)
September 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
this is the best screenwriting software available today.*
(*aye—i'll die on this hill)
(*aye—i'll die on this hill)
Wait, you're telling me now I'm not a Pisces?? Next you're going to say I'm not a Myers Brigs EMFT, or Autumn isn't my clothing pallet.
September 8, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Wait, you're telling me now I'm not a Pisces?? Next you're going to say I'm not a Myers Brigs EMFT, or Autumn isn't my clothing pallet.
Driving w my Kid in the mid west, and saw an exit for Ashtabula (had no idea it was in OH) Kid put on "You're Gonna Make Me Lonesome When You Go" (my work is done) and we drove into town. Had a v good lunch and watched the Little League World Series (Aruba v. Taipei I think).
August 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Driving w my Kid in the mid west, and saw an exit for Ashtabula (had no idea it was in OH) Kid put on "You're Gonna Make Me Lonesome When You Go" (my work is done) and we drove into town. Had a v good lunch and watched the Little League World Series (Aruba v. Taipei I think).
Reposted by Chris Eigeman
Reposted by Chris Eigeman
May James Dobson burn and rot below for all eternity. A cruel, venal man who caused grave harm with every breath he took.
August 21, 2025 at 5:39 PM
May James Dobson burn and rot below for all eternity. A cruel, venal man who caused grave harm with every breath he took.
Quisling Caddie
July 27, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Quisling Caddie
Oh. The company is "Astronomer". I thought he was an astronomer and in my brain I was like, yeah, I don't know, I don't think astronomers cheat.
July 17, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Oh. The company is "Astronomer". I thought he was an astronomer and in my brain I was like, yeah, I don't know, I don't think astronomers cheat.
RIP to a great one. Quick Moyers story:
BREAKING: Bill Moyers, the former White House press secretary turned prize-winning TV journalist, has died at 91.
Bill Moyers, the former White House press secretary turned acclaimed TV journalist, dead at 91
Bill Moyers, the former White House press secretary who became one of television’s most honored journalists, has died at 91.
bit.ly
June 26, 2025 at 8:36 PM
RIP to a great one. Quick Moyers story:
Fantastic
something i want to do more of is share beautifully written pieces that i read. this is one of them www.theatlantic.com/magazine/arc...
The World’s Hardest Bluffing Game
Why are some Iraqis so good at figuring out when a person is lying?
www.theatlantic.com
June 19, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Fantastic
Ohh come on. RIP to a great one.
rest in peace, Harris Yulin. one of those legendary character actors.
June 11, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Ohh come on. RIP to a great one.
EYEWITNESS (and every other one).
June 8, 2025 at 10:36 PM
EYEWITNESS (and every other one).
Here's what we did for long, twisty drives through the mountains. To figure milage, you got a big map, string, and thumb tacks and you pinned the string along the route and then measured its length against the map's scale and that's how many miles it was. I shit you not.
I am officially one of The Ancients, Keeper of Knowledge of the Before Time
June 4, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Here's what we did for long, twisty drives through the mountains. To figure milage, you got a big map, string, and thumb tacks and you pinned the string along the route and then measured its length against the map's scale and that's how many miles it was. I shit you not.
My grandmother's was "It's better to be 20 minutes late in this world than 20 years too early in the next".
My mother's #1 driving rule when I was 16 was that it's always fine (and safer) to miss a turn/exit. You can literally just get the next one and turn around. I am amazed how many people were apparently never taught this.
May 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
My grandmother's was "It's better to be 20 minutes late in this world than 20 years too early in the next".
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A conversation on the East Side of Manhattan.
May 14, 2025 at 7:21 PM
A conversation on the East Side of Manhattan.
When my wife puts hard boiled eggs back in the carton w uncooked ones, she takes a pen and writes "Woo" on them and I couldn't be more impressed.
#Knitch-y
#Knitch-y
May 9, 2025 at 7:29 PM
When my wife puts hard boiled eggs back in the carton w uncooked ones, she takes a pen and writes "Woo" on them and I couldn't be more impressed.
#Knitch-y
#Knitch-y