Chris Parry ⚒️
@chrisjparry.bsky.social
Tired former tweeter. Boss at Equity.Guru and Nation Extreme Wrestling. Emotional support dad. Financial journalist and marketing goon. West Ham United/Altrincham FC.
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You know when you watch old wild west movies, or play Red Dead: Redemption, & the villain is a Pinkerton?
They were private police back in the time of Lincoln, specializing in strike breaking & assassinations & were so reviled Congress passed a law stopping them from govt work.
So they still exist /
They were private police back in the time of Lincoln, specializing in strike breaking & assassinations & were so reviled Congress passed a law stopping them from govt work.
So they still exist /
January 14, 2025 at 10:20 PM
You know when you watch old wild west movies, or play Red Dead: Redemption, & the villain is a Pinkerton?
They were private police back in the time of Lincoln, specializing in strike breaking & assassinations & were so reviled Congress passed a law stopping them from govt work.
So they still exist /
They were private police back in the time of Lincoln, specializing in strike breaking & assassinations & were so reviled Congress passed a law stopping them from govt work.
So they still exist /
Tonight's Nation Exteme Wrestling show at The Wise in East Vancouver is officially sold out. Third sellout running.
Next show on Feb 1 is on sale now at www.eventbrite.ca/e/nation-ext...
Next show on Feb 1 is on sale now at www.eventbrite.ca/e/nation-ext...
January 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Tonight's Nation Exteme Wrestling show at The Wise in East Vancouver is officially sold out. Third sellout running.
Next show on Feb 1 is on sale now at www.eventbrite.ca/e/nation-ext...
Next show on Feb 1 is on sale now at www.eventbrite.ca/e/nation-ext...
Circular firing squaaaaad... FIRE 🔥
December 28, 2024 at 8:08 PM
Circular firing squaaaaad... FIRE 🔥
Oh dear. Stock down 16% so far.
Saved $35k, lost $2m in market valuation.
Also, I'm not alone.
Saved $35k, lost $2m in market valuation.
Also, I'm not alone.
December 27, 2024 at 8:45 PM
Oh dear. Stock down 16% so far.
Saved $35k, lost $2m in market valuation.
Also, I'm not alone.
Saved $35k, lost $2m in market valuation.
Also, I'm not alone.
A client decided to break their contract, leaving me owed $40k.
If their share price drops half a cent, that's about 15% of their valuation.
Penny wise, pound foolish when I have a fat audience.
Wanna see a dead body?
Prospera Energy: Fuck yooooou #PEI
equity.guru/2024/12/25/p...
If their share price drops half a cent, that's about 15% of their valuation.
Penny wise, pound foolish when I have a fat audience.
Wanna see a dead body?
Prospera Energy: Fuck yooooou #PEI
equity.guru/2024/12/25/p...
December 25, 2024 at 6:52 PM
A client decided to break their contract, leaving me owed $40k.
If their share price drops half a cent, that's about 15% of their valuation.
Penny wise, pound foolish when I have a fat audience.
Wanna see a dead body?
Prospera Energy: Fuck yooooou #PEI
equity.guru/2024/12/25/p...
If their share price drops half a cent, that's about 15% of their valuation.
Penny wise, pound foolish when I have a fat audience.
Wanna see a dead body?
Prospera Energy: Fuck yooooou #PEI
equity.guru/2024/12/25/p...
Want to buy into a football club?
Brera Holdings $BREA on the NASDAQ has been grabbing small clubs in non-traditional places, but now look set to take a stake in Serie B's Juve Stabia.
Is it a good deal? As a part owner in a 5th level UK club, I have some insight.
equity.guru/2024/12/24/b...
Brera Holdings $BREA on the NASDAQ has been grabbing small clubs in non-traditional places, but now look set to take a stake in Serie B's Juve Stabia.
Is it a good deal? As a part owner in a 5th level UK club, I have some insight.
equity.guru/2024/12/24/b...
December 24, 2024 at 9:08 AM
Want to buy into a football club?
Brera Holdings $BREA on the NASDAQ has been grabbing small clubs in non-traditional places, but now look set to take a stake in Serie B's Juve Stabia.
Is it a good deal? As a part owner in a 5th level UK club, I have some insight.
equity.guru/2024/12/24/b...
Brera Holdings $BREA on the NASDAQ has been grabbing small clubs in non-traditional places, but now look set to take a stake in Serie B's Juve Stabia.
Is it a good deal? As a part owner in a 5th level UK club, I have some insight.
equity.guru/2024/12/24/b...
Yeah, we're super different.
December 21, 2024 at 10:52 PM
Yeah, we're super different.
The pig butcher sexbot accounts got WHACKED this weekend.
Well played @safety.bsky.app
Well played @safety.bsky.app
December 16, 2024 at 5:21 PM
The pig butcher sexbot accounts got WHACKED this weekend.
Well played @safety.bsky.app
Well played @safety.bsky.app
Mostly even but we're the most likely to be on the attack.
December 9, 2024 at 9:04 PM
Mostly even but we're the most likely to be on the attack.
I think the catfish pig butcher sex robots are getting a little out of control here @support.bsky.team.
How many of the 24m users are real?
How many of the 24m users are real?
December 4, 2024 at 5:14 PM
I think the catfish pig butcher sex robots are getting a little out of control here @support.bsky.team.
How many of the 24m users are real?
How many of the 24m users are real?
In case you're wondering how the catfish scene on BlueSky is going:
December 3, 2024 at 11:20 PM
In case you're wondering how the catfish scene on BlueSky is going:
Oh crap, I might be on the naughty list.
December 3, 2024 at 8:08 PM
Oh crap, I might be on the naughty list.
Big Hedy Lamar energy and I'm here for it.
December 3, 2024 at 8:02 PM
Big Hedy Lamar energy and I'm here for it.
West Ham starting XI is a dice roll.
Emerson, Paqueta, Todibo, Antonio, and Summerville out.
Ings gets his deserved shot. Kudus and Coufal with a point to prove.
Don't hate it. Lots of power on the subs bench.
Never a dull moment as a Hammers fan.
#COYI
Emerson, Paqueta, Todibo, Antonio, and Summerville out.
Ings gets his deserved shot. Kudus and Coufal with a point to prove.
Don't hate it. Lots of power on the subs bench.
Never a dull moment as a Hammers fan.
#COYI
December 3, 2024 at 7:45 PM
West Ham starting XI is a dice roll.
Emerson, Paqueta, Todibo, Antonio, and Summerville out.
Ings gets his deserved shot. Kudus and Coufal with a point to prove.
Don't hate it. Lots of power on the subs bench.
Never a dull moment as a Hammers fan.
#COYI
Emerson, Paqueta, Todibo, Antonio, and Summerville out.
Ings gets his deserved shot. Kudus and Coufal with a point to prove.
Don't hate it. Lots of power on the subs bench.
Never a dull moment as a Hammers fan.
#COYI
Just wandered back to the dark place for a minute and, nope. Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
December 3, 2024 at 5:40 PM
Just wandered back to the dark place for a minute and, nope. Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
88k followers, 181k following, two posts, no replies.
Check before auto following back, people.
Check before auto following back, people.
December 2, 2024 at 5:40 PM
88k followers, 181k following, two posts, no replies.
Check before auto following back, people.
Check before auto following back, people.
But don't take it from me:
See what the BlueSky Roaster has to say!
Sports, comedy, financial advice, politics, thought leadership, and weeping!
blueskyroast.com
See what the BlueSky Roaster has to say!
Sports, comedy, financial advice, politics, thought leadership, and weeping!
blueskyroast.com
December 1, 2024 at 12:01 AM
But don't take it from me:
See what the BlueSky Roaster has to say!
Sports, comedy, financial advice, politics, thought leadership, and weeping!
blueskyroast.com
See what the BlueSky Roaster has to say!
Sports, comedy, financial advice, politics, thought leadership, and weeping!
blueskyroast.com
Half time at West Ham-Arsenal, 2-5.
Scoring 5 goals from 6 shots on target with only a 2.66 xG is bananas.
Hammers should put the kids in and turn up the passion level to a thousand.
Scoring 5 goals from 6 shots on target with only a 2.66 xG is bananas.
Hammers should put the kids in and turn up the passion level to a thousand.
November 30, 2024 at 6:40 PM
Half time at West Ham-Arsenal, 2-5.
Scoring 5 goals from 6 shots on target with only a 2.66 xG is bananas.
Hammers should put the kids in and turn up the passion level to a thousand.
Scoring 5 goals from 6 shots on target with only a 2.66 xG is bananas.
Hammers should put the kids in and turn up the passion level to a thousand.
Show me the women who raised you
November 29, 2024 at 11:56 PM
Show me the women who raised you
This Thanksgiving, please don't let your family become relentless weed murderers, like Terry.
November 28, 2024 at 6:59 PM
This Thanksgiving, please don't let your family become relentless weed murderers, like Terry.
How do companies let things get this bad?
November 28, 2024 at 6:15 PM
How do companies let things get this bad?
Good job, @altrinchamfc.bsky.social, back in the race with the #2 toppled.
November 26, 2024 at 9:49 PM
Good job, @altrinchamfc.bsky.social, back in the race with the #2 toppled.
I don't know what you mean.
November 26, 2024 at 7:10 PM
I don't know what you mean.