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Christian O’Bluesky
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I’m no prize either, though.
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Shin Godzilla is now on HBO Max. Pretty good stuff: big, stomping monster movie that's also a mix of political satire and political theory, as well as an homage to the old Godzilla films. This review by Simon Abrams does it justice:

www.rogerebert.com/reviews/shin...
Shin Godzilla movie review & film summary (2016) | Roger Ebert
A modern monster movie that isn't just the same ol', same 'ol.
www.rogerebert.com
December 5, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Holy shit, Vance and I are on the same page about something.
Makes me feel kinda gross honestly.
JD Vance: "How many of you really like turkey?"
Many soldiers raise their hands.
Vance: "You're all full of shit."
November 27, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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I know most of the focus is on RFK Jr.'s weird horny texts, but the news that he used to spam Bill Nye with anti-vax weirdness and Bill was like, "Dude, you're you're confusing correlation for causation" is the only RFK text-message news I will ever need.
November 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Sets for Batman Returns were kept very cold for the comfort of the real-life penguins involved. This meant that cast/crew repeatedly got sick during filming. The real-life penguins though would often fall in love with their animatronic counterparts or feel so settled that they began mating.
November 21, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Jamelle is one of the good ones still at the NYT.
wrote about the president’s flagrant and destructive corruption in a column that references street fighter, the simpsons, machiavelli, and a host of revolutionary-era americans (gift link)
Opinion | The White House Gold Rush Is On
www.nytimes.com
November 19, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
November 18, 2025 at 9:44 AM
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I beg of you: please read the plot summary of this film

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Luc...
November 16, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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i just realized what hes describing here is a fundraising email, they sold us out for for the promise of dope ass fundraising emails
Kaine on why he thinks just getting a vote on healthcare is a win: "We're the minority party, but everybody will get to see who is standing for them when it comes to lowering their healthcare costs"
November 11, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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After those results, the Democratic response to GOP pressure to cave on the shutdown should simply be
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair and making a funny face .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair and making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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Guillermo del Toro on wealth: "a wealthy man is a man who has enough, not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite someone for a beer? You're rich. If you have a yacht, planes, islands, and you still need more? You're not rich."
October 27, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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MSNBC captured the crowd from the Boston "No Kings" rally:
October 18, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Please be conscious if you protest this weekend that there are feds at the protest. They look like you and they sound like you, not like Steve Buscemi in that one clip with the skateboard. Thinking you can spot them is self delusion. Nobody you haven’t met needs to know your last name.
October 14, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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October 14, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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Listen to the response to this and look how easy it is to say it.
We have armed secret police kidnapping people off the street based on the color of their skin.

When we win: we will haul them before a Senate committee. The masks will come off. There will be consequences.
October 12, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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The idea that there are activists and citizens who attend protests because it’s what they believe in is completely foreign to them. If it isn’t a personal grift, they don’t understand the motivation.
Sean Duffy: "The No Kings protest, Maria, really frustrating. This is part of antifa, paid protesters. It begs the question who's funding it."
October 13, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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October 9, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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If we are taking in “trillion” of dollars in tariffs:

1. Why haven’t we paid down a cent of the debt?

2. Why can’t we afford to not fuck millions of people over with expiring insurance subsidies?

3. Why is none of it being used to help the abysmal job market?
October 9, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Bill Burr keeps cycling through excuses for doing the Riyadh Comedy Festival: defector.com/bill-burr-ke...
Bill Burr Keeps Cycling Through Excuses For Doing The Riyadh Comedy Festival | Defector
By default, Bill Burr exists in a state of his ass being chapped, but clearly it’s been feeling more chapped than usual. The comedian has continued to address his decision to perform at the Riyadh…
defector.com
October 8, 2025 at 7:45 PM
It me
Area Man Has Far Greater Knowledge Of Marvel Universe Than Own Family Tree https://theonion.com/area-man-has-far-greater-knowledge-of-marvel-universe-t-1819571080/
October 8, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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I ain’t dead yet!
YouTube video by Dolly Parton
www.youtube.com
October 8, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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It should be very very clear to everyone right now that the Attorney General was asked under oath if she possesses pics of the President with undressed teens and she refused to say “no.”
October 7, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Pictured: Audrey Horne whose corrupt businessman father co-owned a brothel that employed her high school friend who he slept with before she was murdered.

Homeland Security. When they’re right, they’re right!
October 3, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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In the (attached below) ad from Homeland Security, Pee Wee German, Dyllis Filler and the rest of the drooling goons imply that, when all the brown people are gone, America will be like Twin Peaks again.
October 3, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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I often say that conservatives want to repeal the various Civil Rights Act but it’s probably more accurate to say they want to overturn the Reconstruction amendments.
September 26, 2025 at 10:37 PM