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Marlon Rando
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George Costanza in the streets, Pat Butcher in the sheets :: freelance Social Media Consultant :: AWPC World Powerlifting Champion 2022 & 2023 :: She/Her/They
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[These are the current waiting times on Psychiatry UK, btw. Even if you get a diagnosis, you can be waiting up to ten months for a meds prescription].
Current NHS (Right to Choose) Waiting Times RTC Service Type Waiting Time Adult ADHD Initial Assessment (from referral acceptance) Average of 37 weeks Adult Autism Assessment (from referral acceptance) Average of 24 weeks Adult ADHD Medication (titration after initial assessment) Average of 43 weeks
December 4, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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In conclusion
Eric Cantona saying “I love football”
December 2, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Asked my Dad what he thought about the budget. He has been typing for five minutes.
An image from WhatsApp of my Dad, aka 'Dad Hotline' with typing written underneath in italics.
November 26, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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Rachel Reeves announcing the budget
Tweet from @dril - “I am sceptical of the concept “too big to fail” mainly because I am extremely big and I fail constantly
November 26, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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Biting my lip and kicking my legs at the pics of big Alex Skarsgård in this Guardian article on 'Pillion.' www.theguardian.com/film/2025/no...
Alexander Skarsgård, Harry Melling and Harry Lighton in a picture for the Guardian. They are three white men. Alex Skarsgard is looking like a goofy little goober.
November 21, 2025 at 10:05 AM
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Image of Ed Miliband saying "So am I tough enough? Hell yes I'm tough enough!" An image with a chyron underneath saying in large letters ED MILIBAND RESIGNS
November 13, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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As a Manchester City fan, it gives me no pleasure to say that Federico Chiesa is my new favourite footballer.
Interviewer: "Is pineapple on pizza acceptable?" Chiesa: "I don't care." Interviewer: "Can you have a cappuccino after 12 o'clock?" Chiesa: "I don't care." Interviewer: "If I went to your house, what would be your signature dish?" Chiesa: "Don't come to my house."
November 12, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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An image of Kylie Jenner, a dark haired white woman wearing a navy blue t-shirt. She is holding her baby bump and the subtitle below her says [next thing I knew, I was pregnant]
November 11, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Two skeletons laughing at each other
November 9, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Me flirting
November 9, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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Artist's rendition of @paulmcmc.bsky.social coming into my office to inform me that Dick Cheney had died.
A drawing of Paul Revere's midnight ride, a man in a red coat holding a lamp riding a horse at night. He is shouting at people THE BRITISH ARE COMING. A man is running out of a house with a gun.
November 4, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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The Sickos image from The Onion of a man peering through a window saying "Yes...Ha Ha Ha...Yes!"
November 4, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is 'wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded." THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
October 31, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Happy Halloween to this cursed tweet and this cursed tweet only.
Why do bash “dead-beat” dads for not being there for their kids but we never question if the child has bad vibes? Or if they’re just unpleasant to be around?
October 31, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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Dyche ball at Forest, you say?
A picture of Sean Dyche, a bald ginger man stood against a green wall glaring at the camera. There is a quote underneath him saying “UTTER WOKE NONSENSE”
October 18, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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A man with a lit flare stuck up his b*m Keir Starmer saying ‘That’s real Britain.’
September 30, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Man shouts ‘it’s trying to bite my arse’ as swan attacks him in lake. Keir Starmer saying ‘that’s real Britain.’
September 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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An image of an old man saying I THINK IT IS A GOOD JOKE AND I STAND BY IT.
September 30, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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September 30th/October 1st

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The cover of Nick Drake's album, 'Bryter Layter.' It shows a long haired man sat on a stool holding an acoustic guitar. The cover of Boris's 'Akuma No Uta.' It shows a long haired man sitting on a stool with a double necked guitar.
September 30, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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Happy 13th anniversary to Danny Dyer’s iconic 9/11 tweet.
A tweet from Danny Dyer saying ‘Can’t believe it’s been nearly 11 years since them slags smashed into the twin towers it still freaks my nut out to this day 9/11 ch 4 10 00.’
September 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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This stuff totally fucked up my armpits and caused an incredibly painful rash to break out in that area, so I may have just shouted VINDICATION out loud in a restaurant.
Article from BBC News showing Mitchum deodorant with the headline ‘Deodorant firm sorry after ‘itchy, burning armpits’ claims.
September 10, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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A holiday hotty who has just eaten some of the best cheesy potatoes of her life.
A white woman with numerous tattoos and pink hair looking at the camera. She is wearing hoop earrings and orange lipstick.
September 9, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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In Crete which is full of delicious food, beautiful sandy beaches, cheap cigarettes and many many many many cats.
A black and white cat with very round eyes and a black spot on its nose A white cat with ginger and black markings An orange cat. I don’t think it was his turn for the braincell today. A black and white cat lounging on a stool
September 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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This headline just describes everyone who listens to NTS Radio, tbh. I don't see what the big deal is.
Headline from The Telegraph which says "'Gay, vegan and lives in Hackney': The firebrand with a plan to reinvent the Greens."
September 2, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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Kevin Shields had the right idea.
Headline from the Guardian. Kevin Shields: "Britpop was pushed by the government." My Bloody Valentine leader raises possibility the mid-90s pop movement was part of an establishment conspiracy.
August 29, 2025 at 7:06 AM