Dan B
@chronomojo.bsky.social
Former banker still in possession of a soul, still a podcaster without a podcast.
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So now that mad men is on HBO, I'm giving it a try for the first time since it was Netflix back when Netflix wasn't ass. The handmaid goes to get some birth control pill and the doctor says it'll be $11 a month, and I said "Jesus Christ!"
My wife asked why. Here's why.
My wife asked why. Here's why.
December 1, 2025 at 10:39 PM
So now that mad men is on HBO, I'm giving it a try for the first time since it was Netflix back when Netflix wasn't ass. The handmaid goes to get some birth control pill and the doctor says it'll be $11 a month, and I said "Jesus Christ!"
My wife asked why. Here's why.
My wife asked why. Here's why.
November 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
This may be the greatest text message I've ever sent, along with a pretty good follow up.
October 27, 2025 at 1:26 PM
This may be the greatest text message I've ever sent, along with a pretty good follow up.
Okay, so now @nytimes.com is just plain old being overt in their ripoff?
#nyt #nytimes #newyorktimes #connections #onlyconnect
#nyt #nytimes #newyorktimes #connections #onlyconnect
October 27, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Okay, so now @nytimes.com is just plain old being overt in their ripoff?
#nyt #nytimes #newyorktimes #connections #onlyconnect
#nyt #nytimes #newyorktimes #connections #onlyconnect
Just living on a Sunday morning. Got my English muffin and tea and I'm warmin' (...cause I left the windows open last night and it's chilly here!)
(Do I cc @kayhanley.bsky.social ? Nah, maybe I should leave her alone. She prolly gets bugged with this stuff every week...)
Meh. Oh well. Hi anyway! 👋
(Do I cc @kayhanley.bsky.social ? Nah, maybe I should leave her alone. She prolly gets bugged with this stuff every week...)
Meh. Oh well. Hi anyway! 👋
September 21, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Just living on a Sunday morning. Got my English muffin and tea and I'm warmin' (...cause I left the windows open last night and it's chilly here!)
(Do I cc @kayhanley.bsky.social ? Nah, maybe I should leave her alone. She prolly gets bugged with this stuff every week...)
Meh. Oh well. Hi anyway! 👋
(Do I cc @kayhanley.bsky.social ? Nah, maybe I should leave her alone. She prolly gets bugged with this stuff every week...)
Meh. Oh well. Hi anyway! 👋
Another #wktvfail
This is LITERALLY my only option for local news. These are adults. These people drive on the same roads you drive on. These people vote. THESE PEOPLE CAN OWN GUNS!
Shields, guys. The words is shields.
This is LITERALLY my only option for local news. These are adults. These people drive on the same roads you drive on. These people vote. THESE PEOPLE CAN OWN GUNS!
Shields, guys. The words is shields.
September 20, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Another #wktvfail
This is LITERALLY my only option for local news. These are adults. These people drive on the same roads you drive on. These people vote. THESE PEOPLE CAN OWN GUNS!
Shields, guys. The words is shields.
This is LITERALLY my only option for local news. These are adults. These people drive on the same roads you drive on. These people vote. THESE PEOPLE CAN OWN GUNS!
Shields, guys. The words is shields.
. @nytimes.com : "Please use the app so we can cram ads down your throat. Here are badges to encourage this move."
#nytimes #puzzles #nytimespuzzles
#nytimes #puzzles #nytimespuzzles
September 19, 2025 at 11:50 AM
. @nytimes.com : "Please use the app so we can cram ads down your throat. Here are badges to encourage this move."
#nytimes #puzzles #nytimespuzzles
#nytimes #puzzles #nytimespuzzles
So fox took ZERO feedback on how badly this scoring bug was hated?
September 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
So fox took ZERO feedback on how badly this scoring bug was hated?
This might be the stupidest sentence I've read in my entire fucking life.
July 31, 2025 at 1:04 PM
This might be the stupidest sentence I've read in my entire fucking life.
Trend it!
(Thanks, Jon Wurster and whoever submitted it to him...)
(Thanks, Jon Wurster and whoever submitted it to him...)
July 7, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Trend it!
(Thanks, Jon Wurster and whoever submitted it to him...)
(Thanks, Jon Wurster and whoever submitted it to him...)
🧵 1/4
Is it?
Highly?
Really?
What a waste of time, effort, energy, and money.
I like ketchup on breakfast food. My wife doesn't. We both say 🤷♂️ and go on about our lives.
"Highly debated?" This is some today show-level shit.*
Is it?
Highly?
Really?
What a waste of time, effort, energy, and money.
I like ketchup on breakfast food. My wife doesn't. We both say 🤷♂️ and go on about our lives.
"Highly debated?" This is some today show-level shit.*
June 16, 2025 at 12:52 PM
🧵 1/4
Is it?
Highly?
Really?
What a waste of time, effort, energy, and money.
I like ketchup on breakfast food. My wife doesn't. We both say 🤷♂️ and go on about our lives.
"Highly debated?" This is some today show-level shit.*
Is it?
Highly?
Really?
What a waste of time, effort, energy, and money.
I like ketchup on breakfast food. My wife doesn't. We both say 🤷♂️ and go on about our lives.
"Highly debated?" This is some today show-level shit.*
Why has the Mets game been on this angle for the entire at bat?
This is awkward.
This is awkward.
June 15, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Why has the Mets game been on this angle for the entire at bat?
This is awkward.
This is awkward.
Apparently Joe Don Baker died a week ago, but the media couldn't be bothered to get of of their collective lazy asses to report it.
May 15, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Apparently Joe Don Baker died a week ago, but the media couldn't be bothered to get of of their collective lazy asses to report it.
Sometimes I roll with my wife's typos.
April 30, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Sometimes I roll with my wife's typos.
"Careless People" by Sarah Wynn-Williams, a former Facebook employee.
It's been banned from being advertised on meta platforms. Doesn't that make you think that you should DEFINITELY read this book?
It's been banned from being advertised on meta platforms. Doesn't that make you think that you should DEFINITELY read this book?
March 13, 2025 at 8:58 PM
"Careless People" by Sarah Wynn-Williams, a former Facebook employee.
It's been banned from being advertised on meta platforms. Doesn't that make you think that you should DEFINITELY read this book?
It's been banned from being advertised on meta platforms. Doesn't that make you think that you should DEFINITELY read this book?
We thought this egg felt light. Lighter than usual. We know for a fact that cabldbury eggs have shrunk the eggs big time over the years, and we complained, "now they're making them lighter?" So I took a bite, and this is what I got. Disappointment.
March 6, 2025 at 11:15 PM
We thought this egg felt light. Lighter than usual. We know for a fact that cabldbury eggs have shrunk the eggs big time over the years, and we complained, "now they're making them lighter?" So I took a bite, and this is what I got. Disappointment.
This one hurts. RIP, Michelle Trachtenberg.
February 26, 2025 at 6:30 PM
This one hurts. RIP, Michelle Trachtenberg.
