Chruck tha Shrim
@chruckthashrim.bsky.social
No AI
No porn
No calls for real-world violence (political or otherwise)
No scams or begging for $$$
*fart noise*
No porn
No calls for real-world violence (political or otherwise)
No scams or begging for $$$
*fart noise*
Pinned
Just a heads-up that I'm gonna block anyone that posts anything that indicates they don't like Steely Dan.
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn't a selfie
December 9, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn't a selfie
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif
December 8, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif
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I'm depressed because as a lazy person, I shouldn't be doing anything ever.
December 7, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I'm depressed because as a lazy person, I shouldn't be doing anything ever.
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The union voted for a strike last night!
December 7, 2025 at 2:00 PM
The union voted for a strike last night!
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if you get bit by a bat that's on ecstacy you contract ravies
April 7, 2025 at 8:09 PM
if you get bit by a bat that's on ecstacy you contract ravies
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"I don't trust first lines in books or short stories that are meant to grab the reader."
December 6, 2025 at 4:55 PM
"I don't trust first lines in books or short stories that are meant to grab the reader."
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“do you want anything from McDonald’s”
me: round egg please
me: round egg please
December 5, 2025 at 10:41 PM
“do you want anything from McDonald’s”
me: round egg please
me: round egg please
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I was scrolling headlines last night when suddenly
December 1, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I was scrolling headlines last night when suddenly
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should i mail you my penis or do you wanna fedex your pussy
December 6, 2025 at 12:08 AM
should i mail you my penis or do you wanna fedex your pussy
Finally, tonight's the night. So glad Shudder picked this up.
December 5, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Finally, tonight's the night. So glad Shudder picked this up.
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Chris Achilleos, 1978
December 5, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Chris Achilleos, 1978
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This is such a powerful image
November 8, 2023 at 5:16 PM
This is such a powerful image
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Love the confidence of being like call me Boobie Feaster
December 4, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Love the confidence of being like call me Boobie Feaster
THANKYOU. Read better fantasy, folks.
Harry Potter is fucking awful too.
December 4, 2025 at 1:16 PM
THANKYOU. Read better fantasy, folks.
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it's only tuesday
December 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM
it's only tuesday
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SIDES
Fries, You Fools
Onion Rings to Rule Them All
MAINS
Ent-Moot (v)
You Shall Not Pasta (gf)
All Shall Love Meat and Despair
Fries, You Fools
Onion Rings to Rule Them All
MAINS
Ent-Moot (v)
You Shall Not Pasta (gf)
All Shall Love Meat and Despair
December 2, 2025 at 11:56 PM
SIDES
Fries, You Fools
Onion Rings to Rule Them All
MAINS
Ent-Moot (v)
You Shall Not Pasta (gf)
All Shall Love Meat and Despair
Fries, You Fools
Onion Rings to Rule Them All
MAINS
Ent-Moot (v)
You Shall Not Pasta (gf)
All Shall Love Meat and Despair
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You’ve always been more than that.
#TwinPeaks
#TwinPeaks
December 2, 2025 at 11:45 PM
You’ve always been more than that.
#TwinPeaks
#TwinPeaks
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And then I was like, whatever motherfuckers. And then the motherfuckers whatevered
December 2, 2025 at 2:11 PM
And then I was like, whatever motherfuckers. And then the motherfuckers whatevered
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"You can't just put tinsel on Danny DeVito and call it a Christmas tree"
WELL...
WELL...
December 2, 2025 at 1:10 PM
"You can't just put tinsel on Danny DeVito and call it a Christmas tree"
WELL...
WELL...
What I'm wearing to the Bluesky Christmas Party:
December 2, 2025 at 1:57 PM
What I'm wearing to the Bluesky Christmas Party: