the chrysptkeeper
@chrysscott.bsky.social
chrys scott is a beguiling dilettante pun crocker
anti-fascist, anti-racist, anti-capitalist
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I ❤️ books, music, movies, art, and smashing patriarchal and colonial systems
anti-fascist, anti-racist, anti-capitalist
LAND BACK
I ❤️ books, music, movies, art, and smashing patriarchal and colonial systems
I would give you some scritches if I could, buddy
November 14, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I would give you some scritches if I could, buddy
I'm glad you think you're mostly okay, but I'd be even gladder if you saw a doctor asap. Be careful out there, we need you.
November 14, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I'm glad you think you're mostly okay, but I'd be even gladder if you saw a doctor asap. Be careful out there, we need you.
I'm still not over that we have that pos when we could have had Feingold and/or Mandela Barnes. But no.
November 14, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I'm still not over that we have that pos when we could have had Feingold and/or Mandela Barnes. But no.
El-would? (I'll see myself out)
November 13, 2025 at 11:43 AM
El-would? (I'll see myself out)
Can I get a pedo plus one for the big pedo show at the pedo palace?
November 13, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Can I get a pedo plus one for the big pedo show at the pedo palace?
I asked that, too, when I first joined, and nobody answered. So I just started swearing, and so far it's fine?
November 13, 2025 at 10:54 AM
I asked that, too, when I first joined, and nobody answered. So I just started swearing, and so far it's fine?
I thought this was a picture of my cat, but my son pointed out that it's not screaming
November 13, 2025 at 10:51 AM
I thought this was a picture of my cat, but my son pointed out that it's not screaming
RIP Murphy, you were a great dad
November 13, 2025 at 7:36 AM
RIP Murphy, you were a great dad
It is so hard to lose someone you love so much. Keep him close in your heart He will always be there.
November 13, 2025 at 7:27 AM
It is so hard to lose someone you love so much. Keep him close in your heart He will always be there.
Gregory: The dog did nothing in the night-time
Holmes: That is the curious incident
Holmes: That is the curious incident
November 13, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Gregory: The dog did nothing in the night-time
Holmes: That is the curious incident
Holmes: That is the curious incident
I remember learning that from some nuns in CCD when I was a kid
November 13, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I remember learning that from some nuns in CCD when I was a kid
These are lovely. What a good reminder. A prompt to remember ones own moments that stick in the memory and we're grateful for
November 13, 2025 at 1:32 AM
These are lovely. What a good reminder. A prompt to remember ones own moments that stick in the memory and we're grateful for
Him: GO AHEAD AND FUCKING TURN DON'T WAIT FOR ME JESUS CHRIST JUST FUCKING TURN ALREADY!!!
Me: YEAH I WASN'T PLANING TO WAIT, DOOFUS YOU'RE NOT EVEN AT THE CORNER YET
Him: more yelling and swearing
Me: *loud cackling*
Me: YEAH I WASN'T PLANING TO WAIT, DOOFUS YOU'RE NOT EVEN AT THE CORNER YET
Him: more yelling and swearing
Me: *loud cackling*
November 13, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Him: GO AHEAD AND FUCKING TURN DON'T WAIT FOR ME JESUS CHRIST JUST FUCKING TURN ALREADY!!!
Me: YEAH I WASN'T PLANING TO WAIT, DOOFUS YOU'RE NOT EVEN AT THE CORNER YET
Him: more yelling and swearing
Me: *loud cackling*
Me: YEAH I WASN'T PLANING TO WAIT, DOOFUS YOU'RE NOT EVEN AT THE CORNER YET
Him: more yelling and swearing
Me: *loud cackling*
Happy birthday! Thank you for sharing your wonderful art with us. I really enjoy seeing it every day!
November 12, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Happy birthday! Thank you for sharing your wonderful art with us. I really enjoy seeing it every day!
Gotta make room for more mediocre white men, I guess
November 12, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Gotta make room for more mediocre white men, I guess
Let the children boogie
November 12, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Let the children boogie
Also, it was launched on the day of Prince's birth
November 11, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Also, it was launched on the day of Prince's birth