I've been so depressed and self-isolating lately, and the most my doctor can say is 'we can try this next pill and if you make a joke about your own mental health you go to the hospital' this sucks
November 13, 2025 at 6:26 AM
I've been so depressed and self-isolating lately, and the most my doctor can say is 'we can try this next pill and if you make a joke about your own mental health you go to the hospital' this sucks
the new Digimon game got me a bit on a Digimon kick, the anime kinda holds up in a corny way
A lot of the jokes added are a bit 'abridged series' but in a way that get a smile out of me and the interpersonal relationships are handled well for a show meant to sell you a toy
A lot of the jokes added are a bit 'abridged series' but in a way that get a smile out of me and the interpersonal relationships are handled well for a show meant to sell you a toy
November 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM
the new Digimon game got me a bit on a Digimon kick, the anime kinda holds up in a corny way
A lot of the jokes added are a bit 'abridged series' but in a way that get a smile out of me and the interpersonal relationships are handled well for a show meant to sell you a toy
A lot of the jokes added are a bit 'abridged series' but in a way that get a smile out of me and the interpersonal relationships are handled well for a show meant to sell you a toy
If you were a giant your mini golf would just be regular golf
October 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
If you were a giant your mini golf would just be regular golf
bout to go a little wild tonight
October 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
bout to go a little wild tonight
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The fairies and elfs in my house keep knocking me down the stairs cause they don't like the dry frosted mini wheats I keep leaving them
September 29, 2025 at 9:52 PM
The fairies and elfs in my house keep knocking me down the stairs cause they don't like the dry frosted mini wheats I keep leaving them
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Gonna just say, if it's this easy to protest against the monolith that is Disney. Then there is no excuse for people to be clinging to Harry Potter. Like, if the needle can be moved against Disney, people can make it move against JK Rowling. Stop the flow of money into her accounts,
If you protested Jimmy Kimmel being pulled off the air by canceling Disney+ or some similarly simple action that had clear, direct, effective results, it feels good that you helped get him back, right? The neat part of you can choose another simple action, and keep that awesome feeling going.
September 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Gonna just say, if it's this easy to protest against the monolith that is Disney. Then there is no excuse for people to be clinging to Harry Potter. Like, if the needle can be moved against Disney, people can make it move against JK Rowling. Stop the flow of money into her accounts,
So like pharma is gonna turn on him for hurting their Tylenol bottom line right?
September 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
So like pharma is gonna turn on him for hurting their Tylenol bottom line right?
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Yooo are we back??? A faithful sequel in this day and age?????
September 20, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Yooo are we back??? A faithful sequel in this day and age?????
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Me: I need more power
Gf being cute: I’m stronger than 10,000 samurai😊
Me: haha..no you’re not. The strength of ten thousand samurai is immeasurable.
[2 hrs later] Ten thousand. Wtf
In tears as I bend the knee in servitude: Daimyo..
Her thinking Im proposing: ohmygodohmygod
Gf being cute: I’m stronger than 10,000 samurai😊
Me: haha..no you’re not. The strength of ten thousand samurai is immeasurable.
[2 hrs later] Ten thousand. Wtf
In tears as I bend the knee in servitude: Daimyo..
Her thinking Im proposing: ohmygodohmygod
September 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Me: I need more power
Gf being cute: I’m stronger than 10,000 samurai😊
Me: haha..no you’re not. The strength of ten thousand samurai is immeasurable.
[2 hrs later] Ten thousand. Wtf
In tears as I bend the knee in servitude: Daimyo..
Her thinking Im proposing: ohmygodohmygod
Gf being cute: I’m stronger than 10,000 samurai😊
Me: haha..no you’re not. The strength of ten thousand samurai is immeasurable.
[2 hrs later] Ten thousand. Wtf
In tears as I bend the knee in servitude: Daimyo..
Her thinking Im proposing: ohmygodohmygod
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Don’t care about the guy who isn’t aging. Give me an article about a guy who unlocked the ability to double jump
September 17, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Don’t care about the guy who isn’t aging. Give me an article about a guy who unlocked the ability to double jump
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DOWNLOAD:
fyrefestTix-REALmp3.pdf.exe
fyrefestTix-REALmp3.pdf.exe
I feel like there is something poetic about this.
LimeWire acquires Fyre Festival, has vague plans to offer 'real experiences'
LimeWire, now revived as an NFT marketplace, has acquired the Fyre Festival brand.
www.engadget.com
September 17, 2025 at 3:11 AM
DOWNLOAD:
fyrefestTix-REALmp3.pdf.exe
fyrefestTix-REALmp3.pdf.exe
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Here is some non-satire for you:
Trans rights forever.
Trans rights forever.
September 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Here is some non-satire for you:
Trans rights forever.
Trans rights forever.
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dog ear a book and Mayor McCheese will beat your ass
September 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
dog ear a book and Mayor McCheese will beat your ass
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it always feels like we're being forced to throw a dinner party for the worst people on earth, and we have to shut up and smile and be gracious, no complaints, while the worst people on earth are our honored guests and we best not embarrass ourselves in front of them no matter what they do to us
September 11, 2025 at 6:26 AM
it always feels like we're being forced to throw a dinner party for the worst people on earth, and we have to shut up and smile and be gracious, no complaints, while the worst people on earth are our honored guests and we best not embarrass ourselves in front of them no matter what they do to us
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Imagine being such a piece of shit that more people are mourning a Japanese race horse that lost every single race over you.
September 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Imagine being such a piece of shit that more people are mourning a Japanese race horse that lost every single race over you.
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no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say charlie kirk died from a grand piano falling on his head and his mouth turned into piano keys and then a flower pot fell on his dick and it honked like a bike horn. don’t say stuff like that
September 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM
no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say charlie kirk died from a grand piano falling on his head and his mouth turned into piano keys and then a flower pot fell on his dick and it honked like a bike horn. don’t say stuff like that
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if charlie kirk didn't get shot the right wing would be equally and as consequentially as mad about a tv commercial or restaurant logo or something else, they're gonna do what they're gonna do regardless
September 10, 2025 at 10:34 PM
if charlie kirk didn't get shot the right wing would be equally and as consequentially as mad about a tv commercial or restaurant logo or something else, they're gonna do what they're gonna do regardless
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Okay, now do one for every person killed in Gaza this week, individually, by name
September 10, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Okay, now do one for every person killed in Gaza this week, individually, by name
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If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.
www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...
www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...
We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk
If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.
www.jezebel.com
September 8, 2025 at 4:51 PM
If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.
www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...
www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...
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I came for the frog saunas, and stayed for the dick-punch to capitalism:
September 3, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I came for the frog saunas, and stayed for the dick-punch to capitalism:
ICE can stay the fuck out my neighborhood
September 9, 2025 at 10:41 PM
ICE can stay the fuck out my neighborhood
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Federal immigration agents were seemingly forced to retreat from a roofing job site in Rochester, NY, after being confronted by more than 100 protesters
The workers stayed on the roof and agents drove away in a Border Patrol SUV on four flat tires, which had been slashed
The workers stayed on the roof and agents drove away in a Border Patrol SUV on four flat tires, which had been slashed
ICE agents in the Park Ave neighborhood spark large-scale protest
The group shouted “shame” and "Gestapo,” and applauded as agents in the ICE-led action drove a Border Patrol SUV away on four flat tires, which had been slashed.
www.wxxinews.org
September 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Federal immigration agents were seemingly forced to retreat from a roofing job site in Rochester, NY, after being confronted by more than 100 protesters
The workers stayed on the roof and agents drove away in a Border Patrol SUV on four flat tires, which had been slashed
The workers stayed on the roof and agents drove away in a Border Patrol SUV on four flat tires, which had been slashed
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I say "I don't know... that's scary..." a lot because of this comic
September 5, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I say "I don't know... that's scary..." a lot because of this comic