Not Tom Selleck
@circuitdad.bsky.social
Queer, artistic, creative, sometimes inspiring, mostly hungry, offers mustache rides and working on my #CircuitDadBod
Saturday evening come see the Queer Urban Orchestra perform the Planets!
Www.queerurbanorchestra.org/tickets
Www.queerurbanorchestra.org/tickets
October 17, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Saturday evening come see the Queer Urban Orchestra perform the Planets!
Www.queerurbanorchestra.org/tickets
Www.queerurbanorchestra.org/tickets
October 17, 2025 at 10:37 PM
SUNDAY TEA DANCE
@urbanbearnyc.bsky.social
@urbanbearnyc.bsky.social
September 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM
SUNDAY TEA DANCE
@urbanbearnyc.bsky.social
@urbanbearnyc.bsky.social
September 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
SATURDAY AFTERNOON
3 dollar bill bk
3 dollar bill bk
September 26, 2025 at 6:33 PM
SATURDAY AFTERNOON
3 dollar bill bk
3 dollar bill bk
September 26, 2025 at 6:33 PM
September 19, 2025 at 3:31 AM
SATURDAY GOGO DANCING
September 10, 2025 at 6:41 PM
SATURDAY GOGO DANCING
September 10, 2025 at 6:39 PM
September 5, 2025 at 5:11 PM
September 5, 2025 at 5:11 PM
August 24, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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today, in paragraphs I think about most every day of my life:
August 2, 2023 at 5:59 PM
today, in paragraphs I think about most every day of my life:
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the most Washington Post editorial board maneuver ever: Make a tweet that’s mostly about Trump trying to overturn an election and how this fact is undermining faith in US institutions and turn it into a story about… why we need to make grandma work longer and cut veteran benefits
August 3, 2023 at 3:50 AM
the most Washington Post editorial board maneuver ever: Make a tweet that’s mostly about Trump trying to overturn an election and how this fact is undermining faith in US institutions and turn it into a story about… why we need to make grandma work longer and cut veteran benefits
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Walked into McDonald’s wearing my Grimace costume and the manager shot me with a speargun
August 3, 2023 at 4:43 AM
Walked into McDonald’s wearing my Grimace costume and the manager shot me with a speargun
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That’s a real Musk job you did there. You really did a Musk job on that one. *trying to get something catch on* You really Musked the hell out of this. Musked it to pieces.
August 3, 2023 at 2:03 AM
That’s a real Musk job you did there. You really did a Musk job on that one. *trying to get something catch on* You really Musked the hell out of this. Musked it to pieces.
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Here in tech bro world we have so many innovations for you to try:
Expensive unregulated taxi
Expensive unregulated hotel
Picture of monkey (formerly valuable)
Imaginary restaurant that serves bad food
Imaginary scam money
Twitter but it sucks now (in 12 different flavors!)
Expensive unregulated taxi
Expensive unregulated hotel
Picture of monkey (formerly valuable)
Imaginary restaurant that serves bad food
Imaginary scam money
Twitter but it sucks now (in 12 different flavors!)
August 2, 2023 at 9:08 PM
Here in tech bro world we have so many innovations for you to try:
Expensive unregulated taxi
Expensive unregulated hotel
Picture of monkey (formerly valuable)
Imaginary restaurant that serves bad food
Imaginary scam money
Twitter but it sucks now (in 12 different flavors!)
Expensive unregulated taxi
Expensive unregulated hotel
Picture of monkey (formerly valuable)
Imaginary restaurant that serves bad food
Imaginary scam money
Twitter but it sucks now (in 12 different flavors!)
Reposted by Not Tom Selleck
This is literally what the CIA was spreading through Indonesia before they helped kill millions of people
August 3, 2023 at 10:12 AM
This is literally what the CIA was spreading through Indonesia before they helped kill millions of people
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Self-driving car: 𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘰 𝘵𝘰𝘥𝘢𝘺?
Me: [drunk] My ex is having a BBQ. Let’s drop by and surprise her.
Self-driving car: 𝘜𝘮, 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦, 𝘍𝘪𝘵𝘻𝘺. 𝘞𝘦’𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘰𝘯.
*drives around in circles until I pass out*
Me: [drunk] My ex is having a BBQ. Let’s drop by and surprise her.
Self-driving car: 𝘜𝘮, 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦, 𝘍𝘪𝘵𝘻𝘺. 𝘞𝘦’𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘰𝘯.
*drives around in circles until I pass out*
August 3, 2023 at 10:16 AM
Self-driving car: 𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘰 𝘵𝘰𝘥𝘢𝘺?
Me: [drunk] My ex is having a BBQ. Let’s drop by and surprise her.
Self-driving car: 𝘜𝘮, 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦, 𝘍𝘪𝘵𝘻𝘺. 𝘞𝘦’𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘰𝘯.
*drives around in circles until I pass out*
Me: [drunk] My ex is having a BBQ. Let’s drop by and surprise her.
Self-driving car: 𝘜𝘮, 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦, 𝘍𝘪𝘵𝘻𝘺. 𝘞𝘦’𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘰𝘯.
*drives around in circles until I pass out*