The Monkey Who Had Seen the World
@circumcised.bsky.social
Artist, dog lover, poet, avid reader, painfully shy. Not necessarily in that order.
my computers fucked
October 29, 2025 at 7:31 AM
my computers fucked
I came up with this exact song not knowing about either the Addams Family nor Whoomp There It Is only to find out someone already made it.
October 29, 2025 at 7:17 AM
I came up with this exact song not knowing about either the Addams Family nor Whoomp There It Is only to find out someone already made it.
Put that screwdriver down right fucking now.
August 12, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Put that screwdriver down right fucking now.
This blew my mind,
August 11, 2025 at 4:37 PM
This blew my mind,
the breyers pledge
August 4, 2025 at 3:59 AM
the breyers pledge
Just took this screenshot. Crazy ass coincidence.
July 17, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Just took this screenshot. Crazy ass coincidence.
Some great snack choices here for men
April 20, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Some great snack choices here for men
Damn I wish I had come up with Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee
March 16, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Damn I wish I had come up with Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee
Stressed as fuck. Had to call off work and now treating myself to another rewatch of Toy Story followed by Toy Story ✌️ on @disneyplushelp.bsky.social
February 10, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Stressed as fuck. Had to call off work and now treating myself to another rewatch of Toy Story followed by Toy Story ✌️ on @disneyplushelp.bsky.social
I was today years old when I learned The Brave Little Toaster went to Mars
February 8, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I was today years old when I learned The Brave Little Toaster went to Mars
If my child behaves he receives a golden bauble.
If he misbehaves he receives a black bauble. A fun Christmas tradition in my family.
If he misbehaves he receives a black bauble. A fun Christmas tradition in my family.
December 7, 2024 at 7:11 PM
If my child behaves he receives a golden bauble.
If he misbehaves he receives a black bauble. A fun Christmas tradition in my family.
If he misbehaves he receives a black bauble. A fun Christmas tradition in my family.
So I just learned that you can use ChatGPT to make your own Starbucks drink hacks you can ask the barista to make. I can’t wait to try this tomorrow morning
November 27, 2024 at 4:30 AM
So I just learned that you can use ChatGPT to make your own Starbucks drink hacks you can ask the barista to make. I can’t wait to try this tomorrow morning
show ur “wicked part 1” photosss
November 25, 2024 at 2:35 AM
show ur “wicked part 1” photosss
My plan for tonight!
November 23, 2024 at 5:52 PM
My plan for tonight!
A simple retweet could bring him home
November 23, 2024 at 5:48 PM
A simple retweet could bring him home
So much to read, so little time.
November 22, 2024 at 6:00 PM
So much to read, so little time.