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Citizen Bernard
@citizenbernard.bsky.social
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Meowsachusetts is our home MinuteCats Bernard 🐈 & Macey 🐈‍⬛ Miss their sweet 😽 sisfur Bianca 💔 But we’ve work to do And Bianca lives on in our lives, always and faithfully Bianca était ma raison d’être Les chats sont ma façon de vivre Toujours
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Citizen Bernard @citizenbernard.bsky.social · Dec 5
This is the first minute of a short video I made with time lapse files I took of Bianca in the months before she passed. I share this with love & joy & some sorrow but mostly the first 2. Being outside together was a new thing -Bianca was the first cat I trained. BEST thing we did together 🩵🐾💚🐾
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Citizen Bernard @citizenbernard.bsky.social · 6h
Ever see the episode of The Simpsons where Homer has to go to the fatherhood Institute because he fails a test to see how much he knows about Bart that Patty and Selma make him take

It’s the soapbox derby episode very good very classic
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Citizen Bernard @citizenbernard.bsky.social · 6h
Flurnoodli - mew kan wryte “FLANTHERIHOOD” & obv McQuooon woob be nixt tu ware mew siht wiff mew swehturvist & pype
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Citizen Bernard @citizenbernard.bsky.social · 7h
soch dignity…
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Citizen Bernard @citizenbernard.bsky.social · 7h
Maibee he’s go thro menopause tuue, jest lyk myn hoomin …
A short haired male cat with predominantly white fur on his body and black and tan stripes around his face is lying on his human‘s bed a top a white fleece blanket. He’s lying on his side and looking over his left shoulder towards the camera. He is in the middle of a very gentle sleepy blink when the picture is taken.
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Citizen Bernard @citizenbernard.bsky.social · 7h
They’re all probably basic too, except me and you
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Citizen Bernard @citizenbernard.bsky.social · 7h
There’s no such thing as governing when your objective in every activity you do, including every breath and every sneeze is to first serve & then serve yourself again and before you move on to something else, put some away for yourself for later & hide platters & leftovers
All other humans = Meta
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Citizen Bernard @citizenbernard.bsky.social · 7h
Hauw Ihm nivur meht mew baphor Ihm wundurr, suweete nu fwin Teckla

💙🩵🐾
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Citizen Bernard @citizenbernard.bsky.social · 8h
Menopause made my brain fail me in ways that I couldn’t even notice because of their efficacy

But then, when I remembered that I used to be smart, I got really scared that I wouldn’t be smart ever again and everything I wrote for the rest of my days would be one long run-on sentence
😬😆😹😻
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Citizen Bernard @citizenbernard.bsky.social · 8h
Az Teanige humans say:

“I have died”

No, that’s not right. What is it…

“I’m dead!“

Wyu iz dat shawkinglee eskwizit chat?
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Citizen Bernard @citizenbernard.bsky.social · 8h
God, you’re gorgeous
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Citizen Bernard @citizenbernard.bsky.social · 8h
It might be this one actually that one does match the requirements
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Citizen Bernard @citizenbernard.bsky.social · 8h
It was like apricot
For your autobio
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Citizen Bernard @citizenbernard.bsky.social · 9h
Ihm peese heeur moore ebout la vie de Chorleeei Braun?
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Citizen Bernard @citizenbernard.bsky.social · 9h
Flanoy ar mew gunna poost dat foto ?
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Citizen Bernard @citizenbernard.bsky.social · 9h
Charlie Brown is definitely the cat that saved my life and everyone else’s in
da Nang
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Citizen Bernard @citizenbernard.bsky.social · 9h
Ooooo dats ryte!!
Ihm furrgawt dat pikchur ov mew dat was jest gawrgeuss
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Citizen Bernard @citizenbernard.bsky.social · 9h
Mew tew in da survice tugever?
Nam?
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Citizen Bernard @citizenbernard.bsky.social · 10h
OK. I’m outside and it’s getting dark otherwise cat recognition is one of my superpowers and I’m kind of falling in love with Charlie Brown if I’m honest gonzo and of course I’m still in love with you.
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Citizen Bernard @citizenbernard.bsky.social · 10h
Secretary Reich, would you describe the argument against jailing Nixon and give your thoughts on its role in today’s mess because he was not held responsible and it was not a deterrent for future power-hungry monsters
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Citizen Bernard @citizenbernard.bsky.social · 10h
This is Apricot from the rescue where I volunteer and he has long ago been adopted, but he taught me that cats automatically assume this pose when they finish writing books it’s a natural biological fact that’s pretty cool if you ask me
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Citizen Bernard @citizenbernard.bsky.social · 10h
Is Comey‘s dismissal a hopeful sign?
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Citizen Bernard @citizenbernard.bsky.social · 10h
We gawt problems if it’s CB and you pounce
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Citizen Bernard @citizenbernard.bsky.social · 10h
Not if that’s Charlie Brown
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Citizen Bernard @citizenbernard.bsky.social · 10h
Posing for the book jacket photo because you finished writing your autobiography already?
what’s it called? “Will there ever be a rainbow at Dave Wagner‘s house?“
A tell all that puts all others to shame

did you know Dave cut his toenails in the sink?
by sandal and Freya
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Citizen Bernard @citizenbernard.bsky.social · 10h
It’s way wurse when he’s standing up & doesn’t have crap on his face
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