he knows a thing or two about DL d*cks

It was late October so I assume he was in the last days of his winter preparation

Maybe he wasn't upset about them speaking the obvious, and was instead frustrated because he had bigger problems going on

He talks like if a nerd from the 1950’s got transported into the future and is trying to become a Manosphere podcaster

“I got bigger problems” is an insane line. Is he storing food for the winter? Does he have to make the journey into town?

Goonstress

They should bring a larger desk next time.

Only issue is that I don’t like back to back scary months. I was thinking March

All while in a hot bath

this reads like an SCP Article.

SCP 18947- Object Class: Keter

The Individual ████ ████ ████ ████ ████████ ████ ████ she/they ████ ████ ████ ████ ████████ disembowel

I actually saw Klaus from 2019 not that long ago, and it was really good. My nieces and nephews liked it a lot and its probably moved into their Christmas movie rotation. Can't think of any others that really nail the aesthetic

He doesn’t even kill the donkey! Like if she got mad and punished him that would at least be something happening!