Cjelex
cjelex.bsky.social
Cjelex
@cjelex.bsky.social
Loathsome Dung Eater
he knows a thing or two about DL d*cks
December 1, 2025 at 11:36 PM
It was late October so I assume he was in the last days of his winter preparation
December 1, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Maybe he wasn't upset about them speaking the obvious, and was instead frustrated because he had bigger problems going on
December 1, 2025 at 10:07 PM
He talks like if a nerd from the 1950’s got transported into the future and is trying to become a Manosphere podcaster
December 1, 2025 at 9:30 PM
“I got bigger problems” is an insane line. Is he storing food for the winter? Does he have to make the journey into town?
December 1, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Goonstress
December 1, 2025 at 8:41 PM
December 1, 2025 at 7:08 PM
They should bring a larger desk next time.
December 1, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Only issue is that I don’t like back to back scary months. I was thinking March
December 1, 2025 at 12:29 AM
All while in a hot bath
November 29, 2025 at 11:36 PM
this reads like an SCP Article.

SCP 18947- Object Class: Keter

The Individual ████ ████ ████ ████ ████████ ████ ████ she/they ████ ████ ████ ████ ████████ disembowel
November 29, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I actually saw Klaus from 2019 not that long ago, and it was really good. My nieces and nephews liked it a lot and its probably moved into their Christmas movie rotation. Can't think of any others that really nail the aesthetic
November 28, 2025 at 4:50 PM
He doesn’t even kill the donkey! Like if she got mad and punished him that would at least be something happening!
November 27, 2025 at 11:29 PM