Matthew M
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@cjzero.bsky.social The Islanders just beat Las Vegas in OT on a SHORTY!
November 14, 2025 at 5:51 AM
@cjzero.bsky.social The Islanders just beat Las Vegas in OT on a SHORTY!
This New York Rangers season will go down in history as one of the prime examples of why you shouldn’t buy season tickets for sports
November 9, 2025 at 1:22 AM
This New York Rangers season will go down in history as one of the prime examples of why you shouldn’t buy season tickets for sports
@cjzero.bsky.social can we get a clip of the TNT crew as the guys from Slapshot?
October 31, 2025 at 12:51 AM
@cjzero.bsky.social can we get a clip of the TNT crew as the guys from Slapshot?
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I actually don’t think the Dem spin on who did the shutdown is necessary because it is probably a good idea to try to limit government functions if you think the ruling party is doing accelerated fascism
October 2, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I actually don’t think the Dem spin on who did the shutdown is necessary because it is probably a good idea to try to limit government functions if you think the ruling party is doing accelerated fascism
Nothing like the time honored tradition of the Mets missing the playoffs on the last day of the regular season by losing to the Marlins…
September 28, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Nothing like the time honored tradition of the Mets missing the playoffs on the last day of the regular season by losing to the Marlins…
Europe wins the Ryder Cup and Long Islanders go home sad! Have fun sitting in traffic!!!
September 28, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Europe wins the Ryder Cup and Long Islanders go home sad! Have fun sitting in traffic!!!
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September 17, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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Hey should I not pay my federal quarterly taxes by Monday? I feel like I'm not getting the bang for my buck that I should be getting...
September 7, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Hey should I not pay my federal quarterly taxes by Monday? I feel like I'm not getting the bang for my buck that I should be getting...
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BREAKING: Eric Adams Advisor Winnie Greco Handed a CITY Reporter Cash Stuffed in a Bag of Potato Chips
www.thecity.nyc/2025/08/20/w...
www.thecity.nyc/2025/08/20/w...
Eric Adams Advisor Winnie Greco Handed a CITY Reporter Cash Stuffed in a Bag of Potato Chips
THE CITY reported the incident to law enforcement and was promptly contacted by the Brooklyn U.S. attorney’s office.
www.thecity.nyc
August 20, 2025 at 11:38 PM
BREAKING: Eric Adams Advisor Winnie Greco Handed a CITY Reporter Cash Stuffed in a Bag of Potato Chips
www.thecity.nyc/2025/08/20/w...
www.thecity.nyc/2025/08/20/w...
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Jessica: What he is doing with redistricting this cycle, going after universities and law firms, firing people who give him information he doesn't want like the head of the BLS…
Gutfeld: What your alternative?
Jessica: To have a democratic president.
Gutfeld: What your alternative?
Jessica: To have a democratic president.
August 14, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Jessica: What he is doing with redistricting this cycle, going after universities and law firms, firing people who give him information he doesn't want like the head of the BLS…
Gutfeld: What your alternative?
Jessica: To have a democratic president.
Gutfeld: What your alternative?
Jessica: To have a democratic president.
@pablo.show *Jeremy Tache voice* Let's gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
July 18, 2025 at 2:54 AM
@pablo.show *Jeremy Tache voice* Let's gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Amazingly, word for word what my 92 year old grandmother said to me today about my father
"u should forgive and forget they are just smol beans...racist, misogynistic, anti-trans smol beans they can not help it"
July 17, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Amazingly, word for word what my 92 year old grandmother said to me today about my father
Guilty as charged
the complaint here seems to be “the extremely rich children of NYC are class traitors”
this kind of panic is completely disconnected from objective reality, what on earth are they expecting will happen if the city becomes (optimistically) 10% more responsive to the needs of people who will never know anyone who has a line drawing of themselves in the newspaper
June 20, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Guilty as charged
Best of 3, with 2 at home
June 13, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Best of 3, with 2 at home
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
June 12, 2025 at 11:11 AM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
Me, looking at my white John Starks jersey that I've had for 25 years, after wearing it out to the packed bar tonight, and looking at it for stains and not seeing anything... "OPSEC is clean"
June 1, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Me, looking at my white John Starks jersey that I've had for 25 years, after wearing it out to the packed bar tonight, and looking at it for stains and not seeing anything... "OPSEC is clean"
@mets.com the new Mr Met leaves a lot to be desired, completely blew off the crowd on the way out of the coke deck tonight, couldn’t even turn for a quick picture
May 1, 2025 at 5:21 AM
@mets.com the new Mr Met leaves a lot to be desired, completely blew off the crowd on the way out of the coke deck tonight, couldn’t even turn for a quick picture
May 1, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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Walz: If you say you love freedom but you don't believe freedom is for everybody, then the thing you love is not freedom, it is privilege.
April 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Walz: If you say you love freedom but you don't believe freedom is for everybody, then the thing you love is not freedom, it is privilege.
Not that this quote in particular should be the big takeaway from this read, but boy this quote really feels like it's speaking to me personally and gives me hope for myself
"For a long time, I internalized this idea that you have to be a morning person in order to be successful. I’ve accepted myself as someone who is not a morning person but is still able to get it done."
The Fed-Up-Federal-Worker Whisperer
When someone has a hot tip about Trump 2.0’s assault on the government, they take it to independent journalist Marisa Kabas.
www.thecut.com
March 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Not that this quote in particular should be the big takeaway from this read, but boy this quote really feels like it's speaking to me personally and gives me hope for myself