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emily "jimmy clamdove" 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸
@clamdove.bsky.social
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chronic dumbass, chronic smartass. dni if you dont want to

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clamdove.bsky.social
sorry this is where my mind immediately went lmao
picture of gta v crashing, provoking the standard "program has stopped working" windows error message, while subtitles say "Prepare for the No Crashes Challenge."
November 7, 2025 at 6:50 AM
clamdove.bsky.social
screenshot of an unsent skeet from me. it is 139 characters over the character limit. the text of the skeet is as follows: in super mario bros (1993), king koopa is played by dennis hopper on gorillaz's 2005 album "demon days", the song "fire coming out of the monkey's head" contains spoken word vocals provided by dennis hopper demon days also has a song called "november has come", with rapping done by mf doom mf doom's 2004 album "mm food" has a song called "hoe cakes", featuring the line "own his own throne, the boss like king koopa" it's all conected...
November 5, 2025 at 6:19 AM
clamdove.bsky.social
this piece of official art from the mario world manual (left), which is in turn an edit of art made for mario 1 (right) looks even more similar!
art of bowser from the mario world manual. it looks a lot like the mario 1 sprite, but with colors matching that of the sm64 model (aside from his horns and spikes being yellow, and his eyes being blue), and with proportions that are a little closer to said model. his spikes are longer, and he has a mohawk and eyebrows. interestingly, the spikes on his shell have rings around their bases, and he has spikes on his tail (perhaps the tail spikes weren't present in mario 64 to make it clearer that you could grab his tail without getting hurt?) ditto, but made for mario 1. his hair is yellow instead of red, and the spikes on his shell dont have rings. also the image is cropped such that the end of his tail is missing
October 22, 2025 at 6:19 PM
clamdove.bsky.social
i have a theory that the reason sm64 bowser looks Like That is because hes partially based on the smb1 sprites. note the posture and the shape of the jaw
left: one of bowser's sprites in super mario bros 1 right: bowser's model in super mario 64 (1996) of note is that both depictions share a hunched posture and an unusually-large snout however, smb1 bowser has bigger and differently-shaped eyes, no eyebrows, a different color palette, a different arrangement of spikes on his shell, no mohawk, differently-positioned horns (positioned closer to where his mohawk is in sm64), no tail, and a few other differences i didnt notice or dont feel are significant
October 22, 2025 at 6:00 PM
clamdove.bsky.social
bitch im not writing at all!!
a screenshot of me in the "reply" textbox on bluesky, with no words written. at the bottom of the window is a popup asking me if im writing in latin
October 22, 2025 at 2:17 AM
clamdove.bsky.social
this is how i say goodnight to my wife
screenshot of an instagram message which says "fairly average french onion soup <3333"
October 18, 2025 at 5:33 AM
clamdove.bsky.social
this is supposedly a poster for spinal tap 2. but it clearly says spinal tap π
poster for the movie "spin̈al tap ii: the end continues". notably, the ii in the logo is spelt with a piece of stonehenge (two vertical stones with a horizontal stone laid on top), such that it more closely resembles the greek letter pi (the vertical stone on the right is even slightly curved like the right leg of pi often is!)
October 4, 2025 at 6:03 PM
clamdove.bsky.social
a photo of "weird al" yankovic on a white background, with a speech bubble at the top such that it looks like he's saying the text of the post above (only the post above contains no text, so it doesnt actually make that much sense)
October 3, 2025 at 1:47 AM
clamdove.bsky.social
i didnt like how nintendo took the fire flower design from the 80s (rejecting the mario world one in the process) and based most of the flower powerup designs on it. so i made my own designs which stand out more and more effectively convey what they do
from left to right, top to bottom: fire flower, ice flower, bubble flower, two designs for the superball flower, and gold flower. all of these are crudely-drawn and lack shading. all of the flowers have the same green stem, save for the superball flower on the left and the gold flower, which are described below. each of my designs has official art of the flower beneath it, while the fire and superball flowers also have their in-game sprites present the fire flower is mostly based off of its mario world design the ice flower has a cyan snowflake for a head the bubble flower's head is three circles connected by a thin stem, meant to look like bubbles. the bottom bubble is colored like the middle of the official design's head, while the top two bubbles are colored like the purple section that surrounds it. the stem is cyan, like the official design both designs of the superball flower have balls for heads. the design on the left is light pink with a grey stem. its leaves are ovals with lines in them to represent the veins or whatever it is that actual leaves have, but they're in such a pattern that they make the leaves resemble footballs. the leaves are staggered vertically the design on the right has a dark blue head. it is unique in that it has shading, purely so that i could use both colors of the official art beneath it the gold flower is entirely gold-colored, with an elongated stem and a gold ingot for a head. it has a smiley face with dollar signs for eyes i dont have enuf room to include all the text in the image. said text can be found in my reply
September 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
clamdove.bsky.social
wow ok it decided to add a black background instead of transparency. here
mario world fire flower sprite but this time with a white background (as opposed to a black background, which completely obscures the sprite's outline
September 9, 2025 at 11:33 PM
clamdove.bsky.social
i wish they kept the fire flower design they used in super mario world
a: look at the lil guy
b: it's actually shaped like fire rather than just being colored like fire
sprite of the fire flower in super mario world artwork of a fire flower, from super mario world's manual (the artwork is low-resolution and has lots of compression artifacts)
September 9, 2025 at 11:31 PM
clamdove.bsky.social
good lord
20 bsky notifications
September 8, 2025 at 11:20 AM
clamdove.bsky.social
centrists:
a screencap of citizen kang, from treehouse of horror vii (the simpsons s08e01). "bob dole" stands behind a podium next to "bill clinton", and states "THE POLITICS OF FAILURE HAVE FAILED. WE NEED TO MAKE THEM WORK AGAIN."
September 4, 2025 at 7:57 PM
clamdove.bsky.social
hell, maybe they could even bring back these strange fellers from super mario kart
a thwomp as seen in super mario kart. it's a stone cylinder with an angry face on it
August 30, 2025 at 10:51 PM
clamdove.bsky.social
these three thwomp designs should be allowed to coexist. maybe theyd each be their own subspecies
a thwomp as seen in super mario galaxy. its edges are not pointy, making it appear safe to touch artwork of a thwomp from new super mario bros u. its edges are spiky, making it obvious that it is not safe to touch its sides artwork of a thwomp from mario party 3. it's that weird blue cube thwomp design they used in the n64 era
August 30, 2025 at 10:48 PM
clamdove.bsky.social
!!!!!!!!!!
from left to right: undertale art book, undertale collector's edition for nintendo switch
August 19, 2025 at 6:48 PM
clamdove.bsky.social
THE FIRST GAME I BOUGHT WAS MIGHTY NO 9 😭
24 Aug, 2017 Sonic Mania 24 Aug, 2017 Purchased CDN$ 25.00 Wallet Credit 9 Jul, 2017 Who's Your Daddy 9 Jul, 2017 Purchased CDN$ 5.00 Wallet Credit 14 May, 2017 Half-Life 14 May, 2017 Purchased CDN$ 5.00 Wallet Credit 6 May, 2017 Purchased CDN$ 5.00 Wallet Credit 22 Dec, 2016 Garry's Mod 22 Dec, 2016 Purchased CDN$ 5.00 Wallet Credit 9 Jul, 2016 Mighty No. 9 - Release 9 Jul, 2016 Purchased CDN$ 25.00 Wallet Credit
August 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
clamdove.bsky.social
a youtube thumbnail featuring mon mothma, a neimoidian character i dont know the name of, a human star wars character i dont know the name of, and the words "NO CIS ALLOWED"
August 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
clamdove.bsky.social
sometimes. this is a thing that happens in multiple programs, not just the one game. heres a comparison between what these look like at 1080p (monitor res, left) vs lower resolutions (right)

i had to get pics with my phone bc it doesnt show up in screenshots. but also i had f.lux on so whoops
August 2, 2025 at 6:05 AM
clamdove.bsky.social
i got confused
a screenshot of the character/thing naming screen at the beginning of earthbound. the textbox flavor has been set to mint. ness is named "Frisk", paula is named "Chara", jeff is named "Kris", and poo is named "Susie"
August 2, 2025 at 1:00 AM
clamdove.bsky.social
i really like this comment i saw
a comment from Chaosdoesthings on youtube, 9 days ago. their avatar is a picture of shadow the hedgehog The people complaining about "childish intrests" are the same people who get invested in sports to the point they actually get annoyed when their team doesnt win the comment has 4.2k likes, and was hearted by the creator of the video it's under
July 22, 2025 at 7:12 PM
clamdove.bsky.social
was looking through my youtube subscriptions and found three channels called "Placeholder". i dont remember subscribing to any channels with that name. anyone else encounter something similar?
three youtube channels in my subscriptions called "Placeholder", each with an entirely black profile picture
June 22, 2025 at 7:27 AM
clamdove.bsky.social
the anal probe from cartman gets an anal probe looks like a white wisp
a screenshot from south park s01e01, "cartman gets an anal probe". cartman is standing next to kyle and kenny, with a robot sticking out of his ass. the floor behind him is on fire, and he is scared a white wisp from sonic
June 13, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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June 11, 2025 at 2:18 AM
clamdove.bsky.social
i dont even like mario 64 *that* much. neither do i like the 3d all stars version
a picture of my switch, with the file select in 3d all stars mario 64 open. all 4 save files have 120 stars
May 30, 2025 at 11:39 PM