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Dr. Seasonal Creep
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Same evolutionary biologist and Trek Miles O'Brien hater as on Twitter. She/her and they/them are both accurate.
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THE ANNUITY
I took a picture of my Jednota newsletter advertising their upcoming annuity.
September 6, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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I still yell TOO SWEET FROM THE BEANS every time I make a bean dish.
This is an excerpt from Sarah Gailey's worst party guest story: "Smoothies made from beans. Other stuff too? YEAH VINEGAR IS IN THERE SO IT DOESN'T GET TOO SWEET FROM THE BEANS" It makes sense in context.
August 12, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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This is the situation at my house:
A big, old tree has fallen across the Pittsburgh street, crushing two cars. The one on the side with leaves is mine.
May 1, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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It's a screenshot of Rebecca Shaw's headline "I knew one day I'd have to watch powerful men burn the world down - I just didn't expect them to be such losers." Great article; it was excplicitly about Musk and Zuckerberg et. al. but applies here as well.
March 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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no cheating. your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist

Putricia would be a great therapist. Watching the flower was good for my mental health.
This is Putricia, the corpse flower from the Royal Botanic Garden in Sydney, Australia. She bloomed last week; this pic features her being mostly open.
January 30, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Rod Serling: this character is 36 years old.

The character in question:
An elderly man, probably in his eighties, smiling and giving a thumbs up. He is DEFINITELY not 36.
January 1, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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In the foreground is Callan, a Californian rabbit who looks like a Jorunna parva sea slug. In the background is Sparkles, an English spot rabbit. He does not look like any manner of slug.
November 5, 2024 at 7:14 PM
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You look FABULOUS.
In the Wild Unknown tarot, The Hermit is an incredibly cute box turtle in its shell, with a lantern resting atop its carapace.
September 27, 2024 at 11:42 PM
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What would probably actually happen if aliens came here:
the cover of the Strugatskys' book Roadside Picnic
September 26, 2024 at 2:15 AM
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Conspiracy theorists' idea:
the cover of Harry Turtledove's first Worldwar book
September 26, 2024 at 2:13 AM
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Tina's description:
the cover of Arthur C. Clarke's book Rendezvous with Rama
September 26, 2024 at 2:12 AM
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Me the day after a vaccine: THE HUMAN HEAD WEIGHS 800 POUNDS
It's the kid from Jerry Maguire, and as far as I remember, his estimate was eight pounds.
September 25, 2024 at 9:23 PM
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The media is treating the election as entertainment, and it's so fucking unethical. Like, look at this:
The headline is "Joe Biden is brain-damaged: US expert asks Democrats to remove him immediately, let Kamala Harris take charge" except that the "US expert" they're referencing is Tucker Carlson. Tucker fucking Carlson.
July 3, 2024 at 7:28 PM
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Is. Is this real? And dudes still follow this guy?
Andrew Tate says "Sex is for making children. Any man who has sex with women because it feels good is gay. Oh my pee pee feels good this is great! In fact if you are 40 with less than 5 children you're probably gay. All that feel-good pee pee sex and hardly any genetic legacy?"
April 25, 2024 at 3:06 PM
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This warrants a Picard facepalm.
March 20, 2024 at 5:02 PM
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This is my son, Kosciusko.
He's a white angora rabbit with red eyes, but I've given him a rather tragic pandemic halrecut, so he doesn't look like a fuzzy sphere.
February 20, 2024 at 1:15 PM
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The duck says "I'd love to come to your thing, but I've already tucked my foot, so... sorry. Nothing can be done."
February 9, 2024 at 3:24 AM
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Oh, good; I never know how much people like bunnies. Here are four more.
Callan is on top of her carrier, looking like a Jorunna parva sea slug. Kosciusko is a red-eyed white angora, but we keep him neatly trimmed. Letty is a New Zealand white rabbit with red eyes. She's huge. Bruce Leah is also a white rabbit with red eyes, but she's a small lionhead.
January 28, 2024 at 1:17 AM
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Sparkles the bunny is hiding in an edible hut.
January 27, 2024 at 11:57 PM
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I am now certain that this is the situation.
The person who posted that is certainly a cat at the keyboard.
January 26, 2024 at 10:24 PM
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If you see this, post rabbit.
This red-eyed white lionhead rabbit is Bruce Leah. She's available for adoption in Pittsburgh.
January 19, 2024 at 7:59 PM
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I got Daphne!
Telepathically killed Margaret Thatcher with youd powerful brain waves. Your vibes are simply pff the fucking charts. The most delightful person to hang out with. You have trouble juggling deadlines with ADHD-like symptoms, but you're still here. That's what's important.
December 31, 2023 at 6:36 PM
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This annual offer stands this year as well.
For a fee, I will Zoom in to your holiday celebrations and argue with your conservative relatives, leaving you free to eat unimpeded.
December 23, 2023 at 6:40 PM
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Did someone ask for a rabbit? Inquiring Bruce Leah wants to know.
Bruce Leah is a white lionhead with ruby eyes, standing on her hind paws.
November 18, 2023 at 4:42 AM
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This is rabbit Bruce Leah, standing on her hi d paws and looking curious. She's white, with Tina Turner hair and a guinea pig face.
November 17, 2023 at 3:41 AM