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“Toast cannot be explained by any rational means. Toast is me. I am Toast” Margaret Atwood
“A loud & persistent rapping at someones back door” Terry Boers
Iowa Hawkeye
Proud father of an autistic badass
Fuck this shit.
November 29, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Oh, YOU’re tired?
NO SHIT?
November 29, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Midwestern boy enjoying a 9pm snack (we did our Thanksgiving dinner today).
November 29, 2025 at 3:23 AM
John Marston would say Bren needs more instruction.
November 29, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Ordered this cheap five cup kit and had a blast showing some of my family how to play Liars Dice.
Brennan, to his credit, is better at math than any of us outside my chem engineering father, but is a terrible liar.
He needs some help. Lol.
November 29, 2025 at 3:08 AM
November 29, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Good better best
Never let it rest
Until your good gets better
And your better gets best

BEAR DOWN
November 28, 2025 at 11:02 PM
83 total yards in the first half for the Eagles.
November 28, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Iowa buckets AGAIN!?

What WHAAAAT?

This isn’t a shit pre conference schedule. This is a 64 dance team.
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 AM
November 26, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Congrats to the 172 people in the entire country that wanted…”this.”
Also, what the fuck is wrong with you?
November 26, 2025 at 3:12 AM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
November 25, 2025 at 7:22 PM
When I get an email that addresses me by my full first name only because that’s what’s on my debit or credit card…
November 25, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Dude looks like a Lindsey Graham starter kit.
November 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
And her farts. It’s her basest nature. Hot air and shit.
November 24, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I’ve got all the time in the world for this.
November 24, 2025 at 4:40 AM
“And that's pret-ty sneak-ky sis, oh yo
I got my socks off, my rocks off, my Nestle's cup of cocoa
Holly Hobbie tried to slob me, tried to rob me silly stunt
Diggedy-dun dun dun dun dun, dun dun!
They want EFX, some live EFX
They want EFX, some live EFX
Snap a neck for some live EFX”
November 23, 2025 at 4:44 PM
LETS GO
November 23, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Hmmm.
November 23, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I’m 46 and I’ve been playing video games since I was a kid. I don’t think there’s a NPC I hate more in any game on any system as much as Herbert Moon in RDR.
He’s not even a villain, just a character.
But he’s a dipshit antisemite racist bigot, and the fucker cheats at poker EVERY time.
November 23, 2025 at 7:35 AM
No, you ponderous, exhausting jackass.
November 22, 2025 at 10:14 PM
It’s Michigan State, Kirk.
Do your job and don’t embarrass us.
November 22, 2025 at 8:10 PM
November 22, 2025 at 5:50 PM
He’s not wrong.
November 22, 2025 at 3:47 PM
MAGA endorsed. “Fake news” and such.
November 22, 2025 at 8:09 AM