Roxanne Paris Barker
@classicroxanne.bsky.social
Part-time ice cream maker and full-time “What If?” machine. I like writing and death and cute stuff. I exist online at www.classicroxanne.com.
I pledge allegiance, to this car, manufactured in Japan’s Suzuka Plant.
December 7, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I pledge allegiance, to this car, manufactured in Japan’s Suzuka Plant.
Hahha gonna commit election fraud so I can vote for you twice.
December 3, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Hahha gonna commit election fraud so I can vote for you twice.
I hope I look that good when I’m 1,715.
December 2, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I hope I look that good when I’m 1,715.
“Intestines full of congealed Big Macs, worms and spiders, just like last time! Healthy as a horse!” says the White House, who always tells the truth.
December 2, 2025 at 3:23 AM
“Intestines full of congealed Big Macs, worms and spiders, just like last time! Healthy as a horse!” says the White House, who always tells the truth.
If even ONE journalist would flat out ask this brigade of clowns ‘Why can’t you stop lying about every single thing?’, it would instantly add 5 years to my life.
December 1, 2025 at 11:12 PM
If even ONE journalist would flat out ask this brigade of clowns ‘Why can’t you stop lying about every single thing?’, it would instantly add 5 years to my life.
Hahah exactly. That’s every single comedian’s goal.
December 1, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Hahah exactly. That’s every single comedian’s goal.
It was everything I’ve ever wanted from the Macy’s parade.
November 28, 2025 at 5:05 PM
It was everything I’ve ever wanted from the Macy’s parade.