Clay Bones
claybones.bsky.social
Clay Bones
@claybones.bsky.social
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Philly
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put on BEST OF THE BEST to just have something on in the background but turns out i am a sucker for any martial arts competition movie no matter how mid?
November 29, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I'm in the same room as stranger things and is the acting always so rough?
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Correct take here. I thought since they flooded the channel with so much garbage the star wars fan might become more discerning, but if anything, the opposite seems to have happened.
very funny that within like 20 minutes of these posts i already got a “he has this bad take because works for the new york times” quote post. no, i have this correct take because i’m not so blinded by fan service slop that i can’t evaluate a film on its own merits
November 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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ranking comedies specifically is inherently a doomed enterprise because you're trying to balance a movie's Importance and Historical Context with the movie's laffs and chuckles. you can't win, you can only make people mad. that said, only #15 for jacques tati's masterpiece Playtime is outrageous
The movie listed at #1 is so incredibly misplaced that it calls into question the veracity of the entire list. It belongs on the list, yes, but SO MUCH further down. An absolute, credibility-wrecking flub. Boo, @variety.com! Boo!

variety.com/lists/best-c...
The 100 Best Comedy Movies of All Time
Variety's list of the 100 best comedy movies of all time includes 'Annie Hall,' 'Pretty Woman,' 'Waiting for Guffman' and 'Young Frankenstein.'
variety.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Which one of my box of cables?
Bluesky, how big is your box of old cables? If you know you know.
November 24, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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Time for a THANKSGIVEAWAY! 🦃

The winner will receive 1 Commander Masters set booster & Star Wars Pod Racer for Gameboy color! Yes, the rumble pack works. 😃

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November 17, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Bought this book to help manage my ADHD... Two years ago. Will get back to it any day now.
November 19, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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Me, this morning, when people want to say anything critical about the Mariners re-signing Josh Naylor extension. I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over this sick music.
November 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Dota 2
November 17, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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"what's this 9.99 monthly charge on the card hon"

"oh that's so i can text with satan"

...

"it's a chatbot that pretends to be satan. i pay money for it"
November 14, 2025 at 11:51 PM
This reporter thinks everyone is stone cold stupid.

The nyt will publish anything if it smears a left wing figure and everyone with a brain knows it.
I am not defending Landon’s relationship with Epstein. In fact, the NYT didn’t even try to defend it. He left the paper. What I’m saying is that a piece of investigative journalism that exposes a secret, criminal act such as statutory rape requires far more than what is in these emails.
November 13, 2025 at 5:47 PM
an option to turn off minimaps
November 11, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I refuse to give a shit about an ad for jeans. We got real shit going on.
November 8, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Picked up a Wii classic at the thrift store this morning.
November 3, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I'm 7 hours in and the new Pokémon game seems mind numbingly bad?
Like, the map is entirely one note (same tiles repeated over and over) and as near as I can tell you can do exactly 3 things in this game. Catch Pokémon, pick things up, fight Pokémon.
October 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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October 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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September 30, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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I’ve come to a verdict on whether it’s weirder for Funko pop guys to leave them in the box or take them out.

The verdict is that it’s weirder to take them out.

Thank you for your patience
September 21, 2025 at 3:27 PM