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Cloud Native Yoda
@cloudnativeyoda.bsky.social
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post about star wars and cloud native things i do.
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November 12, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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October 30, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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blog.vllm.ai/2025/10/27/s...
"death star plans briefing scene" title: vLLM Team Standup subtitle: Refactoring of the vLLM Semantic Router’s Rust-based classification layer addresses this problem through architectural modularity, Low-Rank Adaptation, and concurrency optimization.
October 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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Darth Vader thumbs up. “Cvss score 10/10”
October 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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darth maul firing up his two-sided lightsaber. first side "anti-trans legislation". second side "mass shootings"
October 22, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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October 20, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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ChatGPT prompt: "What can I help with" Emperor Palpatine: "Use my knowledge, I beg you!"
October 18, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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Darth Vader, thumbs up. “You want how many billions of GPU capacity? you got it.”
September 16, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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Emperor shoots force lightning. Caption “ Give in to the force of the bitnami subscription… it is the only way you will see your beloved containers and helm charts again”
July 30, 2025 at 7:56 AM
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native sidecars: proof of the force (of community)
top panel: screenshot of an article titled "Kubernetes 1.33 release adds native support for container sidecars". Luke says "I don't believe it" bottom panel: Yoda says "That is why you fail"
July 14, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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And for the support of this declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Prometheus and Grafana, we mutually pledge to each other our logs, our metrics, and our sacred uptime.

Deploy or deploy not, there is no try.

MAY THE FOURTH (OF JULY) BE WITH YOU!
a picture of Yoda waving a US flag, warming a hot dog on a stick, over a campfire
July 4, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Declaration of Cloud Native Independence

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all containers are created stateless, that they are endowed by their orchestrators with certain unalienable rights, that among these are scalability, observability, and the pursuit of zero downtime.
An illustrated poster styled like a historical parchment scroll, titled 'Declaration of Cloud Native Independence'. The design features whimsical cloud-native elements: Kubernetes pods wearing tricorn hats, containers marching in formation, a Prometheus figure holding a flaming torch of observability, and a wise Yoda-like character in a DevOps hoodie saying 'Deploy or deploy not. There is no try.' The text includes stylized excerpts like 'We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all containers are created stateless...' in elegant calligraphy. Background includes cloud infrastructure motifs, CI/CD pipelines as winding roads, and Helm charts as ancient maps.
July 4, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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congratulations to senator @jbryce.bsky.social on his appointment as supreme chancellor of the cloud native federation, following its takeover of the old republic
Palpatine to Amidala: "Now they will elect a new Chancellor, a strong Chancellor, one who will not let our tragedy continue."
June 25, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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hold the galaxy of microservices together, kubernetes does
Picture: Obi-wan explaining the Force to Luke Title: Luke hears about Kubernetes for the first time from old Ben "obi-wan" McLuckie Caption: Kubernetes is what gives your applications their power. It surrounds them, penetrates them, and holds the galaxy of microservices together.
June 25, 2025 at 10:43 AM
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dark but real
top frame: "finance says your 'open source' team isn't generating any revenue" bottom frame: anakin with outstretched lightsaber, about to attack the younglings
June 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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yodaops tip: alter the working yaml you should not
Vader to Boba Fett: “I am altering the yaml. Pray I don’t alter it any further.”
June 21, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows
Yoda lightsaber duel with count Dooku
June 6, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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yoda at keyboard, coding. caption "when you stop vibe coding and start vibe meming"
June 2, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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"please explain @kubernetes.bsky.social in the style of Obi-Wan Kenobi explaining the Force to a young Luke Skywalker"
chat-gpt prompt "please explain Kubernetes in the style of Obi-Wan Kenobi explaining the Force to a young Luke Skywalker" response: "Ah, young Padawan, you wish to understand Kubernetes—the great orchestrator of containers, much like the Force binds all living things. Kubernetes is what gives your applications their power. It surrounds them, penetrates them, and holds the galaxy of microservices together. You see, in the old ways, developers would deploy applications manually, bound by the constraints of single machines. But Kubernetes, like the Force, grants you control over an entire fleet of nodes, distributing workloads across them with balance and harmony. A Pod, much like a Jedi Knight, is the fundamental unit of deployment, containing one or more containers, each working together in perfect synergy. These Pods are ephemeral—here one moment, gone the next—but Kubernetes ensures they are reborn, maintaining the will of the system. A Deployment, young one, is your way of declaring how many replicas of your application must exist, much like the Jedi Council ensures the Order endures. If a Pod falls, Kubernetes ensures another rises in its place. And then, there are Services, the beacons through which your applications communicate—like the Holocrons of old, guiding lost packets to their rightful destinations. But beware, for with great power comes great responsibility. The Dark Side lurks in the form of misconfigurations and improper resource management. If you let your YAML files become cluttered and unchecked, chaos will reign. So remember, Luke—Kubernetes is an elegant system for a more civilized age. Use it wisely, and may the cluster always be in your favor." Obi-Wan Kenobi, caption: "Kubernetes is an elegant system for a more civilized age"
March 27, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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hmm and if attend i do, gain a cloud native degree i will?
AI generated image of Yoda wearing a university cap and gown
March 22, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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Top: Obi-Wan, labeled with Wiz logo: "$23 billion and that's our final offer" Bottom: 8 months later... Watto, labeled with Google logo: "ok, ok, we'll do the deal at $32 billion"
March 19, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Kylo Ren: I want you to look into travel for the next KubeCon NA Officer: Sir, it's going to be in the United States. If you make the slightest mistake on your entry visa, or they don't like your gender expression or skin color, they will lock you up for days or weeks without due process. Kylo, in rage wielding lightsaber: Do they not know that Canada and Mexico are right there?
March 19, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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one for all my cloud native padawans whose new year's resolution is to start a company around their open source project
Palpatine: have you heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the open source founder? He built a company, grew the company, had a nice litle business. Sold it to a mega corporation. They killed the project, but he made a billion dollars. Anakin: is it possible to learn this power? Palpatine: I can introduce you to him. He now runs a VC firm that invests in open source founders.
January 5, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Kylo ren walks into the snowy night clutching his fiery lightsaber. Caption: “I’m ready for you, 2025”
January 1, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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may the new year happiness be with you
Princess Leia: help me, 2025. You’re my only hope.
January 1, 2025 at 9:44 AM