do you think vaping one 5% nicotine juul pod per day is affecting blood flow to my dick
February 2, 2025 at 6:44 PM
do you think vaping one 5% nicotine juul pod per day is affecting blood flow to my dick
my ex, who was hurt and surprised that I could “move on so quickly” is now dating someone. and you know what. I’m happy for him
February 2, 2025 at 6:44 PM
my ex, who was hurt and surprised that I could “move on so quickly” is now dating someone. and you know what. I’m happy for him
I don’t know what the fuck is happening anymore I gotta go to work
February 2, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I don’t know what the fuck is happening anymore I gotta go to work
happy 8 months to my sexy foot queen
February 2, 2025 at 6:40 PM
happy 8 months to my sexy foot queen
they are watching the rest of the birds
January 11, 2025 at 4:15 PM
they are watching the rest of the birds
I’m watching a woodpecker scurry up and down a tree
January 11, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I’m watching a woodpecker scurry up and down a tree
me and my wife the first time we go to Margaritaville
January 11, 2025 at 7:50 AM
me and my wife the first time we go to Margaritaville
hello my pussy juices are flowing
January 11, 2025 at 7:40 AM
hello my pussy juices are flowing
my coworker gave me a clown and I put it outside today. it’s one of those ones where if u lay it down it blinks. her name is clementine
January 11, 2025 at 7:39 AM
my coworker gave me a clown and I put it outside today. it’s one of those ones where if u lay it down it blinks. her name is clementine
nobody favs my shit on Twitter anymore
January 11, 2025 at 7:39 AM
nobody favs my shit on Twitter anymore
wish my wife was sucking on my tits rn
December 17, 2024 at 2:36 PM
wish my wife was sucking on my tits rn
I shouldn’t have to tattoo a shrimp on someone on my birthday I should get to lie in bed forever and goink my wangus
December 17, 2024 at 2:35 PM
I shouldn’t have to tattoo a shrimp on someone on my birthday I should get to lie in bed forever and goink my wangus
Actually maybe I want my tits but I want them to be like…banging hot crazy tits I don’t know should I go to Tijuana
December 14, 2024 at 9:16 AM
Actually maybe I want my tits but I want them to be like…banging hot crazy tits I don’t know should I go to Tijuana
I’m just chilling and thinking about how much I love my nipples but I don’t want my tits
December 14, 2024 at 9:15 AM
I’m just chilling and thinking about how much I love my nipples but I don’t want my tits
I don’t think I want my tits anymore
December 14, 2024 at 9:15 AM
I don’t think I want my tits anymore
it’s wash your monkey thursday
November 22, 2024 at 4:49 AM
it’s wash your monkey thursday
my ex took the dog (I wanted him to) and now the cats and I are at peace without the dog’s hall monitor energy
November 22, 2024 at 4:40 AM
my ex took the dog (I wanted him to) and now the cats and I are at peace without the dog’s hall monitor energy
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(rocking chair, mumbling) Brita filter do be getting funky
November 22, 2024 at 3:20 AM
(rocking chair, mumbling) Brita filter do be getting funky
guy at work today showed me a flyer for a show called Cave Hole and the venue was called Gunk House
November 22, 2024 at 4:38 AM
guy at work today showed me a flyer for a show called Cave Hole and the venue was called Gunk House
took an double dose of ex lax last night and boy does that shit WORK
November 20, 2024 at 3:08 PM
took an double dose of ex lax last night and boy does that shit WORK
oh my god she’s going to smoke weed
November 20, 2024 at 4:47 AM
oh my god she’s going to smoke weed
today was good I posted a story asking if anyone had an extra ticket to chat pile and this chick I don’t know that’s friends w one of the openers got me on the guest list god is sooo fuckong good
November 20, 2024 at 4:45 AM
today was good I posted a story asking if anyone had an extra ticket to chat pile and this chick I don’t know that’s friends w one of the openers got me on the guest list god is sooo fuckong good
have to go to a meeting at work today (on my day off) so I’m deciding that I will look very sexy since I don’t have to wear a hat and crocs
November 18, 2024 at 5:42 PM
have to go to a meeting at work today (on my day off) so I’m deciding that I will look very sexy since I don’t have to wear a hat and crocs
having to respond to an ex who is also a reply guy and tell him that you’re dating someone bc they won’t stop asking you to hang out is so embarrassing
November 18, 2024 at 5:38 PM
having to respond to an ex who is also a reply guy and tell him that you’re dating someone bc they won’t stop asking you to hang out is so embarrassing