Clark
@clrkaitken.bsky.social
I just wanna shit talk the Leafs in peace.
You are also more likely to be invited to and attend the sort of conferences where they hype that shit non-stop
November 29, 2025 at 4:57 PM
You are also more likely to be invited to and attend the sort of conferences where they hype that shit non-stop
I think we can agree Stadler and Waldorf are the two guys that only speak Spanish/Portuguese
November 26, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I think we can agree Stadler and Waldorf are the two guys that only speak Spanish/Portuguese
Han is Gonzo and Gal Gadot is a chicken
November 26, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Han is Gonzo and Gal Gadot is a chicken
I also want a Muppets Fast Five but I can’t decide if it works better with Vin Diesel or The Rock
November 26, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I also want a Muppets Fast Five but I can’t decide if it works better with Vin Diesel or The Rock
Triple Bill
Muppets Knives Out with Daniel Craig
Muppets Oceans 11 with Andy Garcia
Muppets Top Gun with Val Kilmer
Muppets Knives Out with Daniel Craig
Muppets Oceans 11 with Andy Garcia
Muppets Top Gun with Val Kilmer
November 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Triple Bill
Muppets Knives Out with Daniel Craig
Muppets Oceans 11 with Andy Garcia
Muppets Top Gun with Val Kilmer
Muppets Knives Out with Daniel Craig
Muppets Oceans 11 with Andy Garcia
Muppets Top Gun with Val Kilmer
In university one of my best friends pranked his roommate by getting a bunch of people together and we covered everything in his room with pages of an old Income Tax Act (we were all Accohnting students).
November 23, 2025 at 3:19 PM
In university one of my best friends pranked his roommate by getting a bunch of people together and we covered everything in his room with pages of an old Income Tax Act (we were all Accohnting students).
Two things I watch the most of now are F1, because for one cost I can get literally everything in their archives, and soccer, because there are ubiquitous free sources out there.
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Two things I watch the most of now are F1, because for one cost I can get literally everything in their archives, and soccer, because there are ubiquitous free sources out there.
They fired Babs and he was making a shitload, and then they would not stop complaining about how much money they had to pay him not to coach.
November 19, 2025 at 2:59 PM
They fired Babs and he was making a shitload, and then they would not stop complaining about how much money they had to pay him not to coach.
The Leafs Are Actually Bad
November 18, 2025 at 3:41 PM
The Leafs Are Actually Bad
Didn’t even mention whether when they bark they shoot bees out of their mouth.
November 18, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Didn’t even mention whether when they bark they shoot bees out of their mouth.
That Montreal series broke their fucking brains
November 18, 2025 at 1:14 AM
That Montreal series broke their fucking brains
There’s an episode of Man on the Inside that goes deep on the reality of elderly people succumbing to dementia, and watching it a few months after my grandfather passed away from dementia it absolutely broke me.
November 13, 2025 at 8:27 PM
There’s an episode of Man on the Inside that goes deep on the reality of elderly people succumbing to dementia, and watching it a few months after my grandfather passed away from dementia it absolutely broke me.
It’s 2026 and 2027 they’ve traded, but both have protection that could push them to 2028.
November 13, 2025 at 12:49 AM
It’s 2026 and 2027 they’ve traded, but both have protection that could push them to 2028.
Anytime you can get a guy as tall as Aaron Ekblad and one concussion away from being done like Aaron Ekblad but without the actual talent of Aaron Ekblad you gotta do it
November 12, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Anytime you can get a guy as tall as Aaron Ekblad and one concussion away from being done like Aaron Ekblad but without the actual talent of Aaron Ekblad you gotta do it
They gave Berube 5 years?
After all they complained about having to eat so many years of Babcock’s deal?
Stupid ass team
After all they complained about having to eat so many years of Babcock’s deal?
Stupid ass team
November 12, 2025 at 1:15 AM
They gave Berube 5 years?
After all they complained about having to eat so many years of Babcock’s deal?
Stupid ass team
After all they complained about having to eat so many years of Babcock’s deal?
Stupid ass team
They don’t teach phonics currently in Ontario schools and it’s a fucking nightmare
November 11, 2025 at 7:13 PM
They don’t teach phonics currently in Ontario schools and it’s a fucking nightmare
Just one more grit bro. Just one more grit.
November 10, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Just one more grit bro. Just one more grit.
Gimme pretty much any movie Tom Cruise has ever made, but Star Wars.
Top Gun, but Star Wars.
Cocktail, but Star Wars.
The Color of Money, but Star Wars.
Mission Impossible, but Star Wars.
Days of Thunder, but Star Wars to put some respect on podracing.
Top Gun, but Star Wars.
Cocktail, but Star Wars.
The Color of Money, but Star Wars.
Mission Impossible, but Star Wars.
Days of Thunder, but Star Wars to put some respect on podracing.
November 8, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Gimme pretty much any movie Tom Cruise has ever made, but Star Wars.
Top Gun, but Star Wars.
Cocktail, but Star Wars.
The Color of Money, but Star Wars.
Mission Impossible, but Star Wars.
Days of Thunder, but Star Wars to put some respect on podracing.
Top Gun, but Star Wars.
Cocktail, but Star Wars.
The Color of Money, but Star Wars.
Mission Impossible, but Star Wars.
Days of Thunder, but Star Wars to put some respect on podracing.
The Royal Road has been renamed the Proximity Mine
November 6, 2025 at 6:12 PM
The Royal Road has been renamed the Proximity Mine
Dying laughing at the worst attempt at a triangle choke I’ve ever seen, and the women screaming about the schools.
November 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Dying laughing at the worst attempt at a triangle choke I’ve ever seen, and the women screaming about the schools.