Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee
@clydeleesmith.bsky.social
Huntsville, Alabama. NASA worm logo forever. #WDE anyway.
"Yowza! Good thing I'm dead!"
November 29, 2025 at 2:03 AM
"Yowza! Good thing I'm dead!"
Live look in at Michigan basketball.
November 27, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Live look in at Michigan basketball.
Meanwhile on BlueSky my betters are having a kidding/not-kidding spree about white Southerners being genetically inferior.
Nothing new, just annoyed by the hypocrisy.
Signed,
Cletus-adjacent Bell Curve crackerbilly
Nothing new, just annoyed by the hypocrisy.
Signed,
Cletus-adjacent Bell Curve crackerbilly
November 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Meanwhile on BlueSky my betters are having a kidding/not-kidding spree about white Southerners being genetically inferior.
Nothing new, just annoyed by the hypocrisy.
Signed,
Cletus-adjacent Bell Curve crackerbilly
Nothing new, just annoyed by the hypocrisy.
Signed,
Cletus-adjacent Bell Curve crackerbilly
Last day at Floyd County High. Feels like yesterday and forever ago all at once.
November 24, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Last day at Floyd County High. Feels like yesterday and forever ago all at once.
"TRUMP HA SEMPRE RAGIONE"
November 23, 2025 at 5:14 AM
"TRUMP HA SEMPRE RAGIONE"
Quiet, Queeg.
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Quiet, Queeg.
Quiet, piggy.
November 20, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Quiet, piggy.
AI OVERVIEW: "For a Norwood 7, which is the most advanced stage of hair loss, options are limited but typically involve a complete shave or a buzz cut to maintain a uniform look."
ME: Ok let's do it.
ME, LATER: "Nailed it."
ME: Ok let's do it.
ME, LATER: "Nailed it."
November 19, 2025 at 8:26 PM
AI OVERVIEW: "For a Norwood 7, which is the most advanced stage of hair loss, options are limited but typically involve a complete shave or a buzz cut to maintain a uniform look."
ME: Ok let's do it.
ME, LATER: "Nailed it."
ME: Ok let's do it.
ME, LATER: "Nailed it."
Pure speculation but I'm calling my shot anyway. If not Prager then some MAGAphilic media outfit must surely see an opportunity.
November 17, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Pure speculation but I'm calling my shot anyway. If not Prager then some MAGAphilic media outfit must surely see an opportunity.
HE TOOK A HUMAN BRIDE!
November 17, 2025 at 7:15 PM
HE TOOK A HUMAN BRIDE!
Apparently color film was seared and fused into the hapless photographers' hands. Here are a couple of monochrome images, presented here as a warning for future generations.
November 17, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Apparently color film was seared and fused into the hapless photographers' hands. Here are a couple of monochrome images, presented here as a warning for future generations.
November 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Spoiler: He eventually quit his day job.
November 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Spoiler: He eventually quit his day job.
(Obligatory)
November 10, 2025 at 6:20 AM
(Obligatory)
He glitched like Wes Bynum in the NBAElite11 video game.
November 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
He glitched like Wes Bynum in the NBAElite11 video game.
Where have I seen this before? Oh yes ha ha ha yes.
November 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Where have I seen this before? Oh yes ha ha ha yes.
November 6, 2025 at 11:47 PM
It's official: I, the former Capitalist Running Dog Pool Noodle King of Texas will now be known the Revolutionary People's Commissar of Socialist Pool Noodle Production! COMPLETE THE FIVE YEAR PLAN IN FOUR YEARS! Elections have consequences, you know.
November 5, 2025 at 4:59 AM
It's official: I, the former Capitalist Running Dog Pool Noodle King of Texas will now be known the Revolutionary People's Commissar of Socialist Pool Noodle Production! COMPLETE THE FIVE YEAR PLAN IN FOUR YEARS! Elections have consequences, you know.
SXM 308. Some Deep Tracks are revelations, like an extra Christmas gift hidden beneath torn wrapping paper that you almost overlooked.
Then there are Deep Tracks that should be driven out to a cotton field near Bobo, forced to dig its own grave and then beheaded with the shovel.
Then there are Deep Tracks that should be driven out to a cotton field near Bobo, forced to dig its own grave and then beheaded with the shovel.
October 29, 2025 at 10:46 PM
SXM 308. Some Deep Tracks are revelations, like an extra Christmas gift hidden beneath torn wrapping paper that you almost overlooked.
Then there are Deep Tracks that should be driven out to a cotton field near Bobo, forced to dig its own grave and then beheaded with the shovel.
Then there are Deep Tracks that should be driven out to a cotton field near Bobo, forced to dig its own grave and then beheaded with the shovel.
This image is not for the squeamish or my friends on the West Coast and beyond. That's pretty low even for here.
But elsewhere on this same stretch of road, a popup food bank for federal employees.
But elsewhere on this same stretch of road, a popup food bank for federal employees.
October 29, 2025 at 8:27 PM
This image is not for the squeamish or my friends on the West Coast and beyond. That's pretty low even for here.
But elsewhere on this same stretch of road, a popup food bank for federal employees.
But elsewhere on this same stretch of road, a popup food bank for federal employees.
Irrational exuberance at John Hunt Park.
October 28, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Irrational exuberance at John Hunt Park.