#RetirementMode #WheresTheFunInThat
#RetirementMode #WheresTheFunInThat
I replied, " yeah, it's hard to get here in a straight line. "
I replied, " yeah, it's hard to get here in a straight line. "
I said because they all have phones
I said because they all have phones
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Proud to release 3 heartfelt stories that help kids discover about who they are and the community around them. These aren’t just stories, they’re invitations to connect, reflect, and grow.
Learn more at : xfactor.link/books
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Had to get a running start but I made it
Had to get a running start but I made it
I Remember when I went to the zoo one time and saw an elephant
I Remember when I went to the zoo one time and saw an elephant
A time traveler walks into a bar
A time traveler walks into a bar
It's a big no no
It's a big no no
But they got it all backwards
But they got it all backwards
Witnesses were stunned , startled, stupefied, shocked, dazed, bewildered, dumbfounded, and astonished
Witnesses were stunned , startled, stupefied, shocked, dazed, bewildered, dumbfounded, and astonished
The direction the first letter is facing
The direction the first letter is facing
The librarian says," it might be on the shelf over there."
The librarian says," it might be on the shelf over there."
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By @coachthomastech.bsky.social
A playful tale packed with #STEM learning, problem-solving, and the power of perseverance.
Check it out at: www.xfactor.link/prise
@mbfxc.bsky.social @prideinstem.bsky.social @thestemvillage.bsky.social
Yeah, neither did he
Yeah, neither did he
So that when people ask me if I play an instrument I can say "yes, I play a little guitar."
So that when people ask me if I play an instrument I can say "yes, I play a little guitar."
The doctor replies," well tell him I can't see him right now."
The doctor replies," well tell him I can't see him right now."
Maybe that's why they're so silly
Maybe that's why they're so silly
It's nothing special, but it fits the bill
It's nothing special, but it fits the bill
I replied," Calvin and Klein."
He said, "Isn't that a brand of underwear?"
I said," Yup. they're boxers."
I replied," Calvin and Klein."
He said, "Isn't that a brand of underwear?"
I said," Yup. they're boxers."
The spokesman said it was made with cutting edge technology
The spokesman said it was made with cutting edge technology
She said, "Thanks, that means a great deal."
She said, "Thanks, that means a great deal."
Never get over it
Never get over it
She was watching our wedding video again
She was watching our wedding video again