Coan
@coan.bsky.social
Professional Everyman, doing whatever I'm paid to do (currently LFW). Ideally Community Management. Canadian dual-citizen in MD, cat dad, geek, etc.
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I have come to the idea that we have to collectively, brutally, ritualistically kill Target just to show capital that we truly aren’t fucking around.
December 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I have come to the idea that we have to collectively, brutally, ritualistically kill Target just to show capital that we truly aren’t fucking around.
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my stupid stupid brain had to draw this
December 1, 2025 at 6:05 AM
my stupid stupid brain had to draw this
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BECAUSE NO ONE HAS MONEY!!!!
Early Data Shows U.S. Black Friday In-Store Traffic Down 3.6% YoY, as Shoppers Delay Big Purchases and Prioritize Essentials, According to RetailNext-bw
December 1, 2025 at 12:06 AM
BECAUSE NO ONE HAS MONEY!!!!
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Shareholders
November 30, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Shareholders
One of the best stops I had when we were in Pike Place earlier this year was stopping into a used bookstore (B L M F) and hearing the owner rec books as a master of his domain.
November 30, 2025 at 2:39 AM
One of the best stops I had when we were in Pike Place earlier this year was stopping into a used bookstore (B L M F) and hearing the owner rec books as a master of his domain.
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This blanket is ANGRY
November 28, 2025 at 6:59 AM
This blanket is ANGRY
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The candles they love to reach for first are the ones that burn the brightest for the longest, but they throw those stubs away just as fast when the last flicker dies.
While work-life balance may give you a sense of happiness and fulfillment, it isn’t always realistic, says Walmart executive vice president and chief people officer Donna Morris.
Walmart exec: ‘I’ve never believed in the term work-life balance’—this is the mantra that made her highly successful instead
Many professionals see work-life balance as a non-negotiable. Walmart CPO Donna Morris says people should practice work-life integration instead. Here's why.
cnb.cx
November 28, 2025 at 3:42 AM
The candles they love to reach for first are the ones that burn the brightest for the longest, but they throw those stubs away just as fast when the last flicker dies.
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happy thanksgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
happy thanksgiving!
Accidentally listed stuff on Ebay last week not thinking about how they'd end in the middle of Thanksgiving afternoon.
Somewhere out there are people trying to bid on a goth mommy or catboy instead of enjoying the day. (FFX 1/6 scale figures)
Somewhere out there are people trying to bid on a goth mommy or catboy instead of enjoying the day. (FFX 1/6 scale figures)
November 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Accidentally listed stuff on Ebay last week not thinking about how they'd end in the middle of Thanksgiving afternoon.
Somewhere out there are people trying to bid on a goth mommy or catboy instead of enjoying the day. (FFX 1/6 scale figures)
Somewhere out there are people trying to bid on a goth mommy or catboy instead of enjoying the day. (FFX 1/6 scale figures)
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2024: people embarrassed by what's on their Spotify wrapped
2025: people embarrassed to admit they still use Spotify
2025: people embarrassed to admit they still use Spotify
November 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
2024: people embarrassed by what's on their Spotify wrapped
2025: people embarrassed to admit they still use Spotify
2025: people embarrassed to admit they still use Spotify
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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do you have any idea how much you have to piss somebody off to make them change their gauge
#Finland will begin to #Russia - proof its rail network, integrate with EU train infrastructure.
The Finnish government has announced the conversion of its rail network from Russian gauge (1,524 mm) to European standard (1,435 mm).
www.trenvista.net/en/news/flas...
The Finnish government has announced the conversion of its rail network from Russian gauge (1,524 mm) to European standard (1,435 mm).
www.trenvista.net/en/news/flas...
November 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
do you have any idea how much you have to piss somebody off to make them change their gauge
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ME WATCHING YOU ANSWER THE QUESTION
November 26, 2025 at 4:08 AM
ME WATCHING YOU ANSWER THE QUESTION
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I am ELIGIBLE 😏
Reasons to nom Caves of Qud for the Steam Awards:
▶ Loved by science fiction writers, sickos and critics alike
▶ Flexible pick, can nominate for almost every category
▶ The one the cool kids are picking
▶ This is the ONLY year you can do this
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▶ Loved by science fiction writers, sickos and critics alike
▶ Flexible pick, can nominate for almost every category
▶ The one the cool kids are picking
▶ This is the ONLY year you can do this
store.steampowered.com/steamawards/...
November 25, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I am ELIGIBLE 😏
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I will be the first to admit I couldn’t understand why anyone would oppose Assisted Dying… and then I became disabled and had it “offered” to me.
It’s not compassionate when there’s coercion.
It’s not dignified when it’s offered in lieu of care.
Listen to disabled people.
It’s not compassionate when there’s coercion.
It’s not dignified when it’s offered in lieu of care.
Listen to disabled people.
November 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I will be the first to admit I couldn’t understand why anyone would oppose Assisted Dying… and then I became disabled and had it “offered” to me.
It’s not compassionate when there’s coercion.
It’s not dignified when it’s offered in lieu of care.
Listen to disabled people.
It’s not compassionate when there’s coercion.
It’s not dignified when it’s offered in lieu of care.
Listen to disabled people.
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when we say we want more streets to be pedestrianized, this is what we mean
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
when we say we want more streets to be pedestrianized, this is what we mean
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Every American should have this in their wallet:
November 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Every American should have this in their wallet:
So, for those who asked.
Agree with @adree.bsky.social in that it lacked flavour and was kinda dry overall.
Also a hot mess in opening it up, I had to put a lot of toppings back on. A lot had fallen to the wayside in it's baking tray.
Agree with @adree.bsky.social in that it lacked flavour and was kinda dry overall.
Also a hot mess in opening it up, I had to put a lot of toppings back on. A lot had fallen to the wayside in it's baking tray.
November 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
So, for those who asked.
Agree with @adree.bsky.social in that it lacked flavour and was kinda dry overall.
Also a hot mess in opening it up, I had to put a lot of toppings back on. A lot had fallen to the wayside in it's baking tray.
Agree with @adree.bsky.social in that it lacked flavour and was kinda dry overall.
Also a hot mess in opening it up, I had to put a lot of toppings back on. A lot had fallen to the wayside in it's baking tray.
Picked this up while at Costco earlier so I can start being rich in caps for when the AI bubble bursts.
Costco NE Fallout
Made with pure cane sugar and featuring the most unique packaging in the beverage industry, Jones Soda is a one-of-a-kind premium craft soda known for its bold, unique flavors, colors, and ever-changi...
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November 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Picked this up while at Costco earlier so I can start being rich in caps for when the AI bubble bursts.
Trying to hype myself up to go to Costco during thanksgiving week.
November 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Trying to hype myself up to go to Costco during thanksgiving week.
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unfortunately you just gotta assume that any screenshot without a verifying link is fake until proven otherwise
This tweet is fake
November 24, 2025 at 2:31 PM
unfortunately you just gotta assume that any screenshot without a verifying link is fake until proven otherwise
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November 24, 2025 at 5:17 AM
If this is just for the single holiday meal, Ham. Otherwise, green bean casserole.
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 5:22 AM
If this is just for the single holiday meal, Ham. Otherwise, green bean casserole.
Anyway, todays attempt at birb photography.
The last shot was ~ 1km away and the light was not on my side today, so I didn't really make a ton of effort in post. I just figured it neat that I could make the eagles out at all at that distance.
The last shot was ~ 1km away and the light was not on my side today, so I didn't really make a ton of effort in post. I just figured it neat that I could make the eagles out at all at that distance.
November 24, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Anyway, todays attempt at birb photography.
The last shot was ~ 1km away and the light was not on my side today, so I didn't really make a ton of effort in post. I just figured it neat that I could make the eagles out at all at that distance.
The last shot was ~ 1km away and the light was not on my side today, so I didn't really make a ton of effort in post. I just figured it neat that I could make the eagles out at all at that distance.