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Coan
@coan.bsky.social
Professional Everyman, doing whatever I'm paid to do (currently LFW). Ideally Community Management. Canadian dual-citizen in MD, cat dad, geek, etc.
As plugged in as I've been at times, I can't fathom knowing the entire team as a snapshot (let alone ever), and, the top...even 10% of the community.

The game is still so big.
December 2, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I'm waiting for the internet to explode, but I expect an extended maintenance message in about 30 minutes or so saying another 1-3 hours before it goes live.
December 2, 2025 at 8:54 PM
bedroom 4 full bsth#3
December 1, 2025 at 11:14 PM
It's nice to visit and vacation and do winter related things, but fuck the reality of dealing with that bullshit for potentially 6 months of the year.
November 30, 2025 at 6:42 PM
did they forget to cheese the mac and cheese?
November 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
shredduce has it's place...but it's not in burgers.

As much as veg prep sucked decades ago when I worked there, it did make for a better burger.
November 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Time to just start drinking it.

I'm sure Edward and Alex would help.
November 29, 2025 at 5:50 AM
a cartoon of cat in the hat holding a tray
Alt: a cartoon of cat in the hat holding a tray with green ham and eggs
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Goes well with the people who want to serve green ham instead of turkey.
November 27, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I do, but, I also trust that our cut resistant gloves are stored right next to it.
November 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
No recipes for green beet casserole?
November 27, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I thought it was already flooded with dodgy assets.
November 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I wanna say "oh, did someone steal your sweetroll?" said in that really mocking tone of voice.

Which, I guess is another part of it, if you're writing the line yourself, you probably have delivery in mind for the VO.
November 27, 2025 at 5:12 AM