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my new favorite medical illustration regarding an experimental approach to shooting hyperoxygenated liquid up the bum ... so many exquisite details in one little drawing
November 28, 2025 at 4:21 PM
my new favorite medical illustration regarding an experimental approach to shooting hyperoxygenated liquid up the bum ... so many exquisite details in one little drawing
i remember when this was considered the height of luxury
November 28, 2025 at 4:07 AM
i remember when this was considered the height of luxury
his Colin Robinson cosplay is incredible
November 18, 2025 at 12:40 AM
his Colin Robinson cosplay is incredible
it's 2am and this nasi lemak joint in Penang is popping off
(shout out to Malaysian food - built for deliciousness, not the gram)
(shout out to Malaysian food - built for deliciousness, not the gram)
November 15, 2025 at 6:25 PM
it's 2am and this nasi lemak joint in Penang is popping off
(shout out to Malaysian food - built for deliciousness, not the gram)
(shout out to Malaysian food - built for deliciousness, not the gram)
i don't know the context of the original post, but either this is an Andy Kaufman level brilliant performance, or this man booked every seat on the struggle bus and posted this as a desperate cry for help. i see no in between.
this is either the face of an oscar winner or, more likely ...
this is either the face of an oscar winner or, more likely ...
November 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
i don't know the context of the original post, but either this is an Andy Kaufman level brilliant performance, or this man booked every seat on the struggle bus and posted this as a desperate cry for help. i see no in between.
this is either the face of an oscar winner or, more likely ...
this is either the face of an oscar winner or, more likely ...
Consulting more ancient texts ... the flip side of this card has Mrs. Ward's recipe. She was a friend of my grandparents, and adjusting for batch size she calls for double that amount of ginger. (She also used more molasses - Mrs. Ward knew what was up and wasn't scared of flavor.)
November 12, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Consulting more ancient texts ... the flip side of this card has Mrs. Ward's recipe. She was a friend of my grandparents, and adjusting for batch size she calls for double that amount of ginger. (She also used more molasses - Mrs. Ward knew what was up and wasn't scared of flavor.)
So cool it's narrated by The Chief!
November 12, 2025 at 1:56 AM
So cool it's narrated by The Chief!
when we raised silk worms in school I never imagined one day I'd have one as a cocktail garnish. of course, if a five year old is imagining cocktail garnishes something has gone horribly wrong ...
November 11, 2025 at 1:28 PM
when we raised silk worms in school I never imagined one day I'd have one as a cocktail garnish. of course, if a five year old is imagining cocktail garnishes something has gone horribly wrong ...
though chuck Schumer works too ...
November 10, 2025 at 10:59 AM
though chuck Schumer works too ...
that incredulous look of "are you really not giving me scritches right now? maybe you just need a reminder how to start. don't worry I gotchu" made me smile every time
November 5, 2025 at 5:13 PM
that incredulous look of "are you really not giving me scritches right now? maybe you just need a reminder how to start. don't worry I gotchu" made me smile every time
Cosa would see an underutilized hand and either helpfully move it into scratching position or provide it with a toy to throw for her.
She obviously understood that clear communication of needs and desires is essential in any relationship.
She obviously understood that clear communication of needs and desires is essential in any relationship.
November 5, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Cosa would see an underutilized hand and either helpfully move it into scratching position or provide it with a toy to throw for her.
She obviously understood that clear communication of needs and desires is essential in any relationship.
She obviously understood that clear communication of needs and desires is essential in any relationship.
this is now my second favorite translation of spicy options for food delivery in thailand.
(my favorite is best shared in person over a drink)
(my favorite is best shared in person over a drink)
November 3, 2025 at 2:55 PM
this is now my second favorite translation of spicy options for food delivery in thailand.
(my favorite is best shared in person over a drink)
(my favorite is best shared in person over a drink)
since I'm not training until tomorrow afternoon I'll take this opportunity to say ... put more beers in litre cans you cowards!
(this message brought to you by the council to reduce packaging waste)
(this message brought to you by the council to reduce packaging waste)
November 3, 2025 at 1:25 PM
since I'm not training until tomorrow afternoon I'll take this opportunity to say ... put more beers in litre cans you cowards!
(this message brought to you by the council to reduce packaging waste)
(this message brought to you by the council to reduce packaging waste)
i'm old enough to remember when you woild go to a baseball game and always see at least one guy wearing these bad boys and filling out this paper
November 2, 2025 at 3:35 AM
i'm old enough to remember when you woild go to a baseball game and always see at least one guy wearing these bad boys and filling out this paper
if you're feeling down, just remember there are people who taste-tested the rejected versions of this product
October 29, 2025 at 2:36 AM
if you're feeling down, just remember there are people who taste-tested the rejected versions of this product
sure does look like I bought a scooter in thailand 🤷♂️
October 22, 2025 at 1:47 PM
sure does look like I bought a scooter in thailand 🤷♂️
1) got the VPN and the 7 day trial up and running in Thailand just in time to tune into the Spanish broadcast of the M's for Cal's dinger
2) the anouncer just dropped a rendition of "Go see Cal" which is one helluva deep cut for us california old heads
2) the anouncer just dropped a rendition of "Go see Cal" which is one helluva deep cut for us california old heads
October 21, 2025 at 1:45 AM
1) got the VPN and the 7 day trial up and running in Thailand just in time to tune into the Spanish broadcast of the M's for Cal's dinger
2) the anouncer just dropped a rendition of "Go see Cal" which is one helluva deep cut for us california old heads
2) the anouncer just dropped a rendition of "Go see Cal" which is one helluva deep cut for us california old heads
TIL some temples in Thailand have herbal saunas. Best 20 baht I've spent in a while.
October 19, 2025 at 11:03 AM
TIL some temples in Thailand have herbal saunas. Best 20 baht I've spent in a while.
I know the internet's odds are impossible, but I wish Glen Phillips (lead singer of Toad the Wet Sprocket) knew how often I thought of his song "Dr. Dresser"
I suspect it's far far more often than he'd ever imagine & I'd like to think he'd find a little delight in that.
(I admittedly wish he knew.)
I suspect it's far far more often than he'd ever imagine & I'd like to think he'd find a little delight in that.
(I admittedly wish he knew.)
October 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I know the internet's odds are impossible, but I wish Glen Phillips (lead singer of Toad the Wet Sprocket) knew how often I thought of his song "Dr. Dresser"
I suspect it's far far more often than he'd ever imagine & I'd like to think he'd find a little delight in that.
(I admittedly wish he knew.)
I suspect it's far far more often than he'd ever imagine & I'd like to think he'd find a little delight in that.
(I admittedly wish he knew.)