Coconut Butt 🥥 🍑 *NSFW*
@coconutbutt.bsky.social
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about me: 40 | 🏳️🌈 he/him | 🏳️⚧️ ally | 🍑 fun sized with a fatty
serving size: two handfuls
ingredients: nsfw with a sprinkle of wholesome content, good vibes, adhd, anxiety, depression, natural flavor
join the fun and repost 😈
about me: 40 | 🏳️🌈 he/him | 🏳️⚧️ ally | 🍑 fun sized with a fatty
serving size: two handfuls
ingredients: nsfw with a sprinkle of wholesome content, good vibes, adhd, anxiety, depression, natural flavor
Pinned
my booty just be out there and i’m here for it because every day is hump day over here 😛
why my brain keep playing with me, mf i just wanna go to sleep, it 3:17am
*sigh*
my brain rn:
*sigh*
my brain rn:
a cartoon eevee is walking on a concrete surface
ALT: a cartoon eevee is walking on a concrete surface
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 9:17 AM
why my brain keep playing with me, mf i just wanna go to sleep, it 3:17am
*sigh*
my brain rn:
*sigh*
my brain rn:
ooo, hmm, i’m gonna go with this one
what y’all think 🤔
what y’all think 🤔
November 29, 2025 at 7:50 AM
ooo, hmm, i’m gonna go with this one
what y’all think 🤔
what y’all think 🤔
exhibit a 😄
November 29, 2025 at 6:17 AM
exhibit a 😄
*remembers i’m a gusher*
oh, juiciest, okay 😏
oh, juiciest, okay 😏
November 29, 2025 at 5:31 AM
*remembers i’m a gusher*
oh, juiciest, okay 😏
oh, juiciest, okay 😏
November 29, 2025 at 3:11 AM
November 29, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
November 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
Repost and let people guess your love language.
1. Words of affirmation
2. Acts of service
3. Receiving gifts
4. Quality time
5. Physical touch
*grown up edition* 😈
1. Words of affirmation
2. Acts of service
3. Receiving gifts
4. Quality time
5. Physical touch
*grown up edition* 😈
November 29, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Repost and let people guess your love language.
1. Words of affirmation
2. Acts of service
3. Receiving gifts
4. Quality time
5. Physical touch
*grown up edition* 😈
1. Words of affirmation
2. Acts of service
3. Receiving gifts
4. Quality time
5. Physical touch
*grown up edition* 😈
3k followers, thank y’all 🥹
❤️ back at ya 😘
❤️ back at ya 😘
November 29, 2025 at 1:45 AM
3k followers, thank y’all 🥹
❤️ back at ya 😘
❤️ back at ya 😘
the way whole sticks of butter just disappeared like after a thanos snap yesterday 🫰 ✨
November 29, 2025 at 1:38 AM
the way whole sticks of butter just disappeared like after a thanos snap yesterday 🫰 ✨
not even a competition
A furby would kill a labubu in unarmed combat
November 29, 2025 at 1:17 AM
not even a competition
about to hit up the gym
the gym:
the gym:
November 29, 2025 at 12:55 AM
about to hit up the gym
the gym:
the gym:
just a boy and his pup (circa 2018)
November 28, 2025 at 9:29 PM
just a boy and his pup (circa 2018)
now this is some truth, cause sometimes what comes out of my mouth and facial expression does not match what’s in my head 😂
be wanting to give all the smoke but then i’m like
be wanting to give all the smoke but then i’m like
November 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
now this is some truth, cause sometimes what comes out of my mouth and facial expression does not match what’s in my head 😂
be wanting to give all the smoke but then i’m like
be wanting to give all the smoke but then i’m like
oh, and in case you were wondering, i cook from scratch most of the time, so when i try something new, i go all in 😍
November 28, 2025 at 9:13 PM
oh, and in case you were wondering, i cook from scratch most of the time, so when i try something new, i go all in 😍
green means go 🚦 😈
November 28, 2025 at 3:59 PM
green means go 🚦 😈
Mac and cheese was 🔥🔥🔥😍
smoked mozzarella, smoked havarti, smoked gouda, smoked cheddar, and parmesan
smoked mozzarella, smoked havarti, smoked gouda, smoked cheddar, and parmesan
November 28, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Mac and cheese was 🔥🔥🔥😍
smoked mozzarella, smoked havarti, smoked gouda, smoked cheddar, and parmesan
smoked mozzarella, smoked havarti, smoked gouda, smoked cheddar, and parmesan
everybody was
*checks notes*
kung fu fighting
*checks notes*
kung fu fighting
November 28, 2025 at 3:35 PM
everybody was
*checks notes*
kung fu fighting
*checks notes*
kung fu fighting
was feeling adventurous and made two desserts yesterday, and both were firsts for me:
cinnamon apple pie
caramel pecan cheesecake bars
cinnamon apple pie
caramel pecan cheesecake bars
November 28, 2025 at 8:37 AM
was feeling adventurous and made two desserts yesterday, and both were firsts for me:
cinnamon apple pie
caramel pecan cheesecake bars
cinnamon apple pie
caramel pecan cheesecake bars
*turns volume up*
sorry, can’t hear you over all this ass
repost if you’re also turnt up 📣 😄
#newthreadthursday
sorry, can’t hear you over all this ass
repost if you’re also turnt up 📣 😄
#newthreadthursday
November 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
*turns volume up*
sorry, can’t hear you over all this ass
repost if you’re also turnt up 📣 😄
#newthreadthursday
sorry, can’t hear you over all this ass
repost if you’re also turnt up 📣 😄
#newthreadthursday
idk about y’all but i’m ready to get stuffed
November 27, 2025 at 12:39 AM
idk about y’all but i’m ready to get stuffed
that time i made a drop biscuit bread loaf for breakfast but was craving dessert later, so i made a bourbon french toast and paired it with a gooey butter cake ice cream 🤤 😍
November 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
that time i made a drop biscuit bread loaf for breakfast but was craving dessert later, so i made a bourbon french toast and paired it with a gooey butter cake ice cream 🤤 😍
It’s actually a really simple ask….
November 26, 2025 at 4:04 AM
It’s actually a really simple ask….