Coleslaw-core
@coleslaw-core.bsky.social
Dumb af
Like, really dumb.
Some sort of cryptid.
Will occasionaly share pics of RC cars
Is actually nobody of interest.
Is a sentient pile of slaw who lives in a power ranger helmet.
Here to make stupid memes, shitpost, etc.
Conservatives can get bent.
Like, really dumb.
Some sort of cryptid.
Will occasionaly share pics of RC cars
Is actually nobody of interest.
Is a sentient pile of slaw who lives in a power ranger helmet.
Here to make stupid memes, shitpost, etc.
Conservatives can get bent.
Pinned
I'd eat ass if it came with a side of coleslaw.
Replacing your Christmas decorations with coleslaw. I hope you like tubs full of coleslaw.
Thank me later.
Thank me later.
December 2, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Replacing your Christmas decorations with coleslaw. I hope you like tubs full of coleslaw.
Thank me later.
Thank me later.
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How de pee-pee de borg?
a chef in a kitchen with the words borg written on the bottom
ALT: a chef in a kitchen with the words borg written on the bottom
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December 1, 2025 at 9:11 PM
How de pee-pee de borg?
Woke up under the weather this morning.
Send ginger ale.
Send ginger ale.
December 2, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Woke up under the weather this morning.
Send ginger ale.
Send ginger ale.
What do you mean my power rangers suit doesn't count as an office approved outfit? You told me to wear a suit!
December 2, 2025 at 12:57 AM
What do you mean my power rangers suit doesn't count as an office approved outfit? You told me to wear a suit!
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Picture of me from last summer.
November 25, 2024 at 3:53 PM
Picture of me from last summer.
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today is so monday it’s not even funny
December 1, 2025 at 4:01 PM
today is so monday it’s not even funny
I love that when I work from home I get to use Arizona Ice Tea and weed as my morning pick-me-up.
December 1, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I love that when I work from home I get to use Arizona Ice Tea and weed as my morning pick-me-up.
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Were I king, I'd endeavour so that no man would go hungry or cold in mine realm.
Oft I fantasize of such things while at mine post.
Oft I fantasize of such things while at mine post.
December 1, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Were I king, I'd endeavour so that no man would go hungry or cold in mine realm.
Oft I fantasize of such things while at mine post.
Oft I fantasize of such things while at mine post.
I love my wife, but she can snore a building apart sometimes.
How does so much sound come out of such a small person.
How does so much sound come out of such a small person.
December 1, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I love my wife, but she can snore a building apart sometimes.
How does so much sound come out of such a small person.
How does so much sound come out of such a small person.
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I am known amongst the other sluts as the one who gives SLAWpy head.
April 21, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I am known amongst the other sluts as the one who gives SLAWpy head.
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Kid me in the car with mom: Why does that store have the police tape all over it?
Mom: I think it turned out to be a brothel, dear.
Me: WHY WOULD ANYONE CLOSE A BROTHEL? I LIKE SOUP.
Mom: I think it turned out to be a brothel, dear.
Me: WHY WOULD ANYONE CLOSE A BROTHEL? I LIKE SOUP.
April 25, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Kid me in the car with mom: Why does that store have the police tape all over it?
Mom: I think it turned out to be a brothel, dear.
Me: WHY WOULD ANYONE CLOSE A BROTHEL? I LIKE SOUP.
Mom: I think it turned out to be a brothel, dear.
Me: WHY WOULD ANYONE CLOSE A BROTHEL? I LIKE SOUP.
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memories are stored in the balls
November 30, 2025 at 11:52 PM
memories are stored in the balls
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lesbians should be able to teleport and its homophobic that they cant
November 30, 2025 at 10:46 PM
lesbians should be able to teleport and its homophobic that they cant
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i want to die crushed by america's saddest clitoris
November 30, 2025 at 10:34 PM
i want to die crushed by america's saddest clitoris
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OOPS! all penis
November 30, 2025 at 10:38 PM
OOPS! all penis
Everyone points the fingers at oblivion being the game that normalized micro transactions. But everyone seems to forget that Xbox did it before that with Halo 2 and Mech assault with map packs and other add-ons. I don't count them as expansion content, like the way blizzard did it.
Just sayin'.
Just sayin'.
November 30, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Everyone points the fingers at oblivion being the game that normalized micro transactions. But everyone seems to forget that Xbox did it before that with Halo 2 and Mech assault with map packs and other add-ons. I don't count them as expansion content, like the way blizzard did it.
Just sayin'.
Just sayin'.
I. GOT. THAT. THINGGGGGGGGG. HE SENT ME.
a group of people are watching a cartoon with a hippo in the middle
Alt: The hippo lawyer from Harvey birdman in the center of a jury, asking them if they got that thing he sent them.
He says-
"Did. You. Get. That. 'Thing.' did you get that thing-uh. That-uh I sent ya?"
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November 30, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I. GOT. THAT. THINGGGGGGGGG. HE SENT ME.
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Day 39 of inserting a random Muppet into a random Star Trek screenshot
#StarTrek #StarTrekGenerations #StarTrekTNG #TheMuppets #MuppetTreasureIsland
#StarTrek #StarTrekGenerations #StarTrekTNG #TheMuppets #MuppetTreasureIsland
November 29, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Day 39 of inserting a random Muppet into a random Star Trek screenshot
#StarTrek #StarTrekGenerations #StarTrekTNG #TheMuppets #MuppetTreasureIsland
#StarTrek #StarTrekGenerations #StarTrekTNG #TheMuppets #MuppetTreasureIsland
Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
November 30, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
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Rho Galaxy Summoner classic by Alan Yeoh modded into Mechwarrior 5 Clans
November 29, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Rho Galaxy Summoner classic by Alan Yeoh modded into Mechwarrior 5 Clans
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I didn't fart, you did.
May 21, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I didn't fart, you did.
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Looking for a Klingon Dom Mommy to threaten me and then bite me.
November 29, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Looking for a Klingon Dom Mommy to threaten me and then bite me.