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Colette Moody
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Lesbian romance novelist... progressive... adult beverage enthusiast... sarcastic asshole.
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"The Caucasity"
November 29, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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Kid Rock wearing a hat and an American flag scarf, with text reading "Kid Rock looks like a patriotic magician who's only thick is turning Bud Light into domestic violence."
November 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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It's a wonder that most of us don't end up accidentally poisoning someone.
A screenshot from Bob's Burgers where Bob is making a turkey while holding a bottle of absinthe.
November 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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The rest of us still based in reality.
November 25, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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Self-awareness has never been a tenet of MAGA.
A terrible font on a terrible gradient, with a cartoon of a cat that doesn't have a transparent background. It reads "graphic design is my passion."
November 20, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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Congratulations!
"Now that's what I call male fragility."
November 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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It's amazing that he still doesn't seem to realize how loathed he is.
A protester's sign that reads "Eat shit, Ted Cruz."
November 17, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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It worked great in his first term.
A large water main with multiple leaks shooting from it, covered by the white house logo and text reading "we interrupt this regularly occurring scandal to bring you infrastructure week."
November 17, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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And so it begins.
November 13, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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A color picture of a massive gathering of Nazis with their swastika flags. Text reads "Never underestimate the danger of large groups of conservative Christians."
November 8, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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A delightful and appropriate rendering of a white male doughy pantload in big khaki shorts and with a sock tan, arms akimbo and chin up proudly, reading "May you have the confidence of a mediocre white man." This image is from a greeting card available here: https://www.badbettygreeting.com/product-page/mediocre-white-man
November 8, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Tommy Tubervilles, America's dumbest Senator, making either air quotes, or Nixon's hand gesture. Between his fingers it reads "Tuberville: a festering melange of rancid buttholes," though by his simple expression, it's evident that he's too slow to know it.
November 8, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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The "truth-o-meter" pegs all the way false.
November 4, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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The cover of "The Outlaws of Sherwood" by Robin McKinley
November 4, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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The billboard of oculist Dr. TJ Eckleburg, which overlooked the Valley of Ashes in the novel the Great Gatsby, observing the craven moral decay and disregard for others among the opulently wealthy.
November 1, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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A version of the Twitter community note that reads "Readers added context they thought people might want to know. This person is fucking stupid and should be ignored entirely. Did you find this helpful?"
October 31, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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The Oregon Trail pixelated wagon and ox, but it says "You listened to Joe Rogan."
October 27, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Mariska Hargitay from Law & Order SVU looking gobsmacked. The caption reads "stares in especially heinous."
October 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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October 22, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Like a boss.
Nancy Pelosi, standing strong.
October 15, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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A thumbs up next to text that reads "0 days since men not being disappointing."
October 14, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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A Facebook update with a thumbs up icon that reads "Coronavirus likes this."
October 12, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Unlikely.
Trump looking stupid, surrounded by a series of quotes from people he has worked with, confirming what a fucking idiot he is.
October 9, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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"A lie told once remains a lie but a lie told a thousand times becomes the truth." Joseph Goebbels
October 2, 2025 at 12:31 PM