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Colin Hemphill
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🎸 Noise-maker for @dotdotdarkness.com
🎙️ Co-host of @animonday.moe
⚛️ Front end software, React, accessibility
🔗 Staff Engineer for Bitly
💜 Love your neighbor, don't storm the capitol

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and another thing: im not mad. please dont make me put in the newspaper that i write for that i got mad.
November 13, 2025 at 10:19 PM
November 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Miele C2, and yeah it's the best vacuum I've ever used. Way cleaner than bagless and we almost never have to change the bags. The thing will never break down and if it did you could have it repaired cheap. Stay far away from Dyson!
November 10, 2025 at 5:36 AM
This is just the episode of King of the Hill where they ask Hank to call a play and he accidentally causes Nebraska to win by giving them the stupidest idea he could think of.
November 8, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I'll be happy to hear this argument once everyone is legally required to carry ChatGPT insurance and maintain a valid ChatGPT license to use the software.
November 7, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Up there among my all-time favorite GB moments
November 7, 2025 at 5:11 PM
lmao no
November 5, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Just another billionaire. Calls X "freedom technology" and is actively endorsing GOP candidates, all while boosting some crypto scam.
October 27, 2025 at 2:39 PM
"Might be because their founder is basically another Elon Musk."

Tidal is owned by the literal Jack Dorsey.
October 27, 2025 at 1:31 PM
If this is how bad it is at making a gameplay trailer, think of how bad it's going to be at making a game.
October 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
New one out today is probably the most Brut-ish of the bunch.

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Wires
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October 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Now we have to decide which one was in the pilot but was mysteriously cut by episode 2
October 24, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Absolutely. Putting it in 3D space doesn't feel like an evolution of the formula, and I'm not finding any real depth in the rest of it. So now I'm just contending with the part where I throw up in my mouth because of the memes.
October 18, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I don't think I understand why everyone is so into Megabonk.
October 18, 2025 at 11:40 PM
There's no reason he needs to play D&D with the McElroys, but I'm glad he does anyway.
October 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Controller vibration only has legitimate use as an accessibility feature, and I doubt that potential has been put to great use.
October 16, 2025 at 12:18 PM