A real Joehead would spell Tribbiani correctly, you two bit phony!

Montreal doesn’t, which is why they start the season with road games (and fwiw has been a reason their fans worry about winter matches being a route for Saputo to move the team)

@kaohlyforstp.bsky.social Your campaign gave me no reason to believe that this city should be better under your tutelage. Show me a reason to stay here.

@kaohlyforstp.bsky.social You decried the Cub closing in Midway. Do you plan to get it back? Are we getting a Hyvee there? What plan do you have for Midway that Carter failed at (aside from using the charter amendment to go after the absentee landlords)?

I mean this, @kaohlyforstp.bsky.social, given that you call for Midway development, tell us better than you did in the campaign what will happen to the CVS on Snelling and University. Is Trend Bar ever going to reopen? How about the multiple businesses that lay vacant next to Allianz?

Like, watch her explanations in that story. When does she isolate how to fix a zoning issue that will make the housing supply easier? How will she use the incoming administration power to fine bad faith commercial landlords?

RCV was a chief interest in my democratic theory studies, and I wanted to rank Kaohly as a sign that the lesser candidate can be second to the ideal. But no, I didn’t rank Her because I didn’t think her engagement with issues (as Carter’s policy aide?!?) ever went past, “Shit’s fucked, fam.”

Like seriously, I pay to live in a place with amenities like, “Walkable bar I can be queer in,” “Diverse schools my non-existent kids will go to,” “No food desert where getting produce daily isn’t a lift.” I get these in Midway, the neighborhood where Kaohly focused her critique of the city.

Bond villain Drake

My girlfriend is the only one who liked this hilarious joke which is doing wonders for my depression, good job everyone

That’s an optimistic view, it’ll probably be Tuesday by the time it’s over.

I still mourn the death of Big Top but that’s more a function of how they didn’t card me as a 19 year old

Empire Builder? I hardly know a sleeping car in’er!

I tell ya, I walk into the bar and say I’m French 75, they say they’re outta gin AND champagne. I tell ya, no respect at all.

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