Colonel Comstock 🐸
@colonelcomstock.bsky.social
Veteran of Psychic Wars, Juilliard Trained Plague Doctor
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Taylor Swift (8 feet tall, limbs the length of anacondas) remains silent on the White House using her music. Meanwhile, Sabrina Carpenter (3 feet tall, fists too tiny to hold ladybugs) is charging headfirst at ICE, ready to pummel any rent-a-Nazi that dares to speak her name.
December 2, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Taylor Swift (8 feet tall, limbs the length of anacondas) remains silent on the White House using her music. Meanwhile, Sabrina Carpenter (3 feet tall, fists too tiny to hold ladybugs) is charging headfirst at ICE, ready to pummel any rent-a-Nazi that dares to speak her name.
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"Why would a healthy man need weekly MRI scans?"
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 PM
"Why would a healthy man need weekly MRI scans?"
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Looking for past Garfield Macy's balloons. Found a new reaction image
November 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Looking for past Garfield Macy's balloons. Found a new reaction image
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Adds something to my bookmarks knowing full well that I will never see it again
November 18, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Adds something to my bookmarks knowing full well that I will never see it again
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LP, LP, ➜, LK, HP. I went back redid my Homer Akuma. This time with synched mouth and tweaks.
November 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
LP, LP, ➜, LK, HP. I went back redid my Homer Akuma. This time with synched mouth and tweaks.
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Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.
November 14, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.
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NANCY’S THOUGHTS FOR THURSDAY
November 13, 2025 at 1:36 PM
NANCY’S THOUGHTS FOR THURSDAY
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People moan about AI taking people’s jobs, so interact and keep demand high for in person jobs
- Go to the post office when you need to renew/post/register things
- Go to the bank and get money out
- Go to the shops and spend money, stop buying online
- Go use public transport
- Go to the library
- Go to the post office when you need to renew/post/register things
- Go to the bank and get money out
- Go to the shops and spend money, stop buying online
- Go use public transport
- Go to the library
November 10, 2025 at 7:52 AM
People moan about AI taking people’s jobs, so interact and keep demand high for in person jobs
- Go to the post office when you need to renew/post/register things
- Go to the bank and get money out
- Go to the shops and spend money, stop buying online
- Go use public transport
- Go to the library
- Go to the post office when you need to renew/post/register things
- Go to the bank and get money out
- Go to the shops and spend money, stop buying online
- Go use public transport
- Go to the library
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Happy Walking Circulatory System In The Kitchen Day to those who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Happy Walking Circulatory System In The Kitchen Day to those who celebrate.
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agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
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A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
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Zohran Mamdani polled +40% on men under 30. So we wasted all that time on all those think pieces about how we need a Joe Rogan for the left, when what we actually needed were *policies* for the left.
November 5, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Zohran Mamdani polled +40% on men under 30. So we wasted all that time on all those think pieces about how we need a Joe Rogan for the left, when what we actually needed were *policies* for the left.
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NO DRAB GAB TUESDAY
November 4, 2025 at 3:31 PM
NO DRAB GAB TUESDAY
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Jimmy Olsen cover by @stevelieberart.bsky.social
November 3, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Jimmy Olsen cover by @stevelieberart.bsky.social
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
October 29,1946
October 29,1946
October 30, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
October 29,1946
October 29,1946
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32 years ago today, Homer Simpson was force fed all the donuts in the world while in Hell. “Treehouse of Horror IV” first aired October 28, 1993.
October 28, 2025 at 10:18 PM
32 years ago today, Homer Simpson was force fed all the donuts in the world while in Hell. “Treehouse of Horror IV” first aired October 28, 1993.
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October 27, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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Intro. Lucy Van Pelt.
Peanuts, February 3, 1952.
Peanuts, February 3, 1952.
October 28, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Intro. Lucy Van Pelt.
Peanuts, February 3, 1952.
Peanuts, February 3, 1952.