commamonger 😷 (analogue writing assistant)
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molecules, mostly hindbrain
It's like a non-stop orgy of it for these twats.
November 29, 2025 at 2:02 PM
It's like a non-stop orgy of it for these twats.
There was a story of a flash car policy operated by the Irish tax office, whereby any flash car spotted by staff got the reg number searched and a full audit.
November 29, 2025 at 12:37 PM
There was a story of a flash car policy operated by the Irish tax office, whereby any flash car spotted by staff got the reg number searched and a full audit.
There once was a man in Nantucket
Carried dynamite round in a bucket
He emptied his pail
Into a dead whale
Proceeding to completely fuck it.
Carried dynamite round in a bucket
He emptied his pail
Into a dead whale
Proceeding to completely fuck it.
November 28, 2025 at 11:37 PM
There once was a man in Nantucket
Carried dynamite round in a bucket
He emptied his pail
Into a dead whale
Proceeding to completely fuck it.
Carried dynamite round in a bucket
He emptied his pail
Into a dead whale
Proceeding to completely fuck it.
Strangely, they've finally started getting some airplay on 6Music and Radio 2, after years of being utterly ignored. About time too.
November 28, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Strangely, they've finally started getting some airplay on 6Music and Radio 2, after years of being utterly ignored. About time too.
Uh-oh...
November 28, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Uh-oh...
Monkey gone to heavy discount.
November 28, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Monkey gone to heavy discount.
"No, I didn't mean *those* early Christian times, I meant the *other* early Christian times. Er...you don't know them, they went to a different school."
November 28, 2025 at 1:20 PM
"No, I didn't mean *those* early Christian times, I meant the *other* early Christian times. Er...you don't know them, they went to a different school."
That's more than I've moved all morning. Hmm.
November 28, 2025 at 1:18 PM
That's more than I've moved all morning. Hmm.
Well, at least it's not Call the Midwife.
November 28, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Well, at least it's not Call the Midwife.
There are two types of people in the world, those who can understand 'outwith' when it's gently explained to them, and John Humphrys.
November 28, 2025 at 11:19 AM
There are two types of people in the world, those who can understand 'outwith' when it's gently explained to them, and John Humphrys.
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November 27, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Remembering the classic, from Sellar and Yeatman.
November 27, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Remembering the classic, from Sellar and Yeatman.