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Complete Travisty
@completetravisty.bsky.social
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Reluctant Texan by way of St. Louis
Still on social media way too much
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If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
Carrot of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch from Terry Prachett’s Discworld books
December 6, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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I’ve seen the Star Trek movies, so fortunately I know this works out fine
e-industry@ashrae.org [EXTERNAL] US Launches Genesis Mission
December 4, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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I love that whoever put that monstrous gilded frame on the Washington portrait didn’t realize the painted stone frame is *part of the painting*
a painting of George Washington by Rembrandt Peale in which he appears in a stone oval frame
December 2, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Post your favorite "The Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
Vincent Van Ghoul, who is just Vincent Price but a cartoon, from Scooby Doo appearing in an orb or something a kid is holding
December 1, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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This one has always hit close to home
Two panel comic, top: Someone offscreen asks a woman in glasses and a red and white striped top: “It’s ok to make mistakes, right?” Woman breezily replies: “Of course! Everyone makes mistakes!” Off panel voice asks: “So it’s ok if YOU make a mistake…right?” Woman scowls and replies: “Absolutely NOT.” Comic by Gemma Correll
November 23, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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Space is at a premium on the Stanley Cup, OK?
A crop from the Stanley Cup where the names of the 1945 winners the Toronto Maple Leafs are engraved. Frank Selke is listed as “FJ Selke ( Ass Man)”
November 21, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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Loving what Google chooses to lead with in the search results for Louis XVIII
The leading info boxes for a Google search for Louis XVIII, prominently identifying him as a former co-prince of Andorra. No mention is made that he was also, somewhat more importantly , KING OF FRANCE
November 18, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Amelia Bonkdóttir @TheBonkQueen RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but I'm different. and better. maybe even better than the gods
November 17, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Texas A&M mascot Reveille, a rough collie. One eye is covered by an eye patch and the other is just covered by fur
November 16, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Ben Sisko from Star Trek Deep Nine looking at a lighted wall panel in what looks like contemplation. Captions read “The potatoes”
November 12, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Pink glow through the iPhone in the DFW suburbs
A faint pink glow above some houses
November 12, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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Meatwad from Aqua Teen Hunger Force edited to be saying "God has shown me me reading in public and I'm about to make it everyone's problem"
November 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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An illustration of the Storming of the Bastille, frequently cited as the start of the French Revolution
November 8, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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Hmmm
An illustration of the Women’s March on Versailles, when women rioted over the price of bread in Paris, marched to the palace in Versailles, ransacked the palace, and forced the king return with them to Paris
November 7, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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look at these losers
Some counties in southern Virginia that barely went a teensy bit more toward the GOP
November 5, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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I think I had a company Christmas party there
The Oval Office sign that screams “suburban banquet hall” with a photoshopped sign underneath that says “Welcome Illard Fillmore High class of 1960”
November 5, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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11th hour smear campaign
Zapp Brannigan from animated series Futurama saying “Also they told me you guys look like dorks”
November 4, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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Gul Dukat has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo
Gul Dukat, a Cardassian with scaly white skin and a protrusion on his forehead that looks sort of like a spoon. He wearing a uniform that sort of looks like a cross between fetish gear and chainmail and holding a baseball in front of his face
November 4, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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An illustration of Napoleon lying on the floor studying a map, captioned “Napoleon studying a map. The most dangerous thing in the world.”
November 2, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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El Primo’s in Mansfield TX
EL Primo's - WHERETHE LOCALS GO With the ongoing government shutdown, we know times are tough for many families right here in Mansfield, TX. To lend a hand, our team will be assembling meal kits for local children to ensure no child goes hungry. These kits will be available for pickup every Monday in November from 4-6 PM at our valet stand, 2300 Matlock Road, Mansfield, TX. In addition, every Saturday in November from 9-11 AM, we are hosting a Food & Toy Drive and serving as a drop-off location for anyone wishing to donate toys and/or unexpired, non-perishable goods. All donations will go directly to local food banks and Toys for Tots. We're also challenging our fellow local restaurants and businesses, if they're able, to join us in supporting the families who need it most. Together, we can show what makes Mansfield special - a community where neighbors care for neighbors.
October 30, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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Tell Brian, I want him to know it was me
Texas A&M mascot Reveille, a rough collie wearing an eyepatch
October 27, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula.
Salt vampire from Star Trek
October 22, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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Who's solving the Louvre robbery? Right answers only.
Sam Vimes of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch, scowling with a cigar in his mouth and wearing chain mail, breastplate, and helmet. He’s holding a very worried looking dragon under one arm
October 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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lol the blocklists are way ahead of me
The DHS account blocked and muted by Right wing propaganda and Transphobes and homophobes lists The White House account blocked and muted by Right wing propaganda and AI fanbois lists
October 17, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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• The people of Northern Ireland are ruled by a regime that is less concerned with morality than with religious doctrine. Their sectarianism is so divisive that, if you say you are an atheist, they ask, 'But is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you do not believe?' • Quoted in How to Become a Virgin (New York: Quality Paperback Book Club, 2000, p. 312.) First published 1981.
October 11, 2025 at 2:15 AM