Chris the Undead DM 💀
@confusatron.bsky.social
he/him
Musician, composer, music teacher, choir director, learner, nerd, DM, DnD enjoyer, TTRPG lover, skill collector, thing enjoyer, herald of woe, nightmare-unending, soul-drinker, dread sovereign of entropy and decay, lover of pie
venmo: Chris_the_DM
Musician, composer, music teacher, choir director, learner, nerd, DM, DnD enjoyer, TTRPG lover, skill collector, thing enjoyer, herald of woe, nightmare-unending, soul-drinker, dread sovereign of entropy and decay, lover of pie
venmo: Chris_the_DM
We should also talk about the ship captain coat but right now I'm exhausted from the hat thing. I'm sure there's an actual name for this coat but too exhausted to learn it, because of the hat thing
November 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
We should also talk about the ship captain coat but right now I'm exhausted from the hat thing. I'm sure there's an actual name for this coat but too exhausted to learn it, because of the hat thing
There's something far too powerful about a woman in a jaunty little hat. It shouldn't be legal to simply exponentially increase hotness like that. If she was already far too hot/powerful, it's downright dangerous and irresponsible
Three examples (look away if you aren't sure you can handle it):
Three examples (look away if you aren't sure you can handle it):
November 24, 2025 at 5:07 PM
There's something far too powerful about a woman in a jaunty little hat. It shouldn't be legal to simply exponentially increase hotness like that. If she was already far too hot/powerful, it's downright dangerous and irresponsible
Three examples (look away if you aren't sure you can handle it):
Three examples (look away if you aren't sure you can handle it):
*sweating, finger quivering over the "select quantity" button*
November 22, 2025 at 6:25 PM
*sweating, finger quivering over the "select quantity" button*
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 18, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Summary of the experience: FUN!
November 2, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Summary of the experience: FUN!
Not engaging with this, but this mindset holds zero water. For a voter who cares about other people, the draconian nature of the right wing SHOULD be enough. Watching them hurt people and get them killed should be enough. If you're willing to allow it rather than choose "harm reduction", introspect
October 30, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Not engaging with this, but this mindset holds zero water. For a voter who cares about other people, the draconian nature of the right wing SHOULD be enough. Watching them hurt people and get them killed should be enough. If you're willing to allow it rather than choose "harm reduction", introspect
me:
my brain:
my brain:
October 22, 2025 at 3:32 PM
me:
my brain:
my brain:
Haha man this is this is just bullshit man I'm just gonna go ask these kids to stop smoking weed and getting it on in my woods and this machete is in case there's a bear out here it's not even my biggest machete
October 22, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Haha man this is this is just bullshit man I'm just gonna go ask these kids to stop smoking weed and getting it on in my woods and this machete is in case there's a bear out here it's not even my biggest machete
This stuff is so damn good
October 8, 2025 at 11:37 PM
This stuff is so damn good
This gif is perfect
October 8, 2025 at 5:55 PM
This gif is perfect
Apparently there are conflicting schools of thought regarding what the horse on beach meme means? Some say it's a horse that's been led to water but it's the ocean so he can't drink. Feels galaxy-brain to me but fair. I always thought it was horse looking at ocean, overwhelmed, and saying "... man."
October 6, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Apparently there are conflicting schools of thought regarding what the horse on beach meme means? Some say it's a horse that's been led to water but it's the ocean so he can't drink. Feels galaxy-brain to me but fair. I always thought it was horse looking at ocean, overwhelmed, and saying "... man."
Some Folk will talk about how crude music is nowadays and then go bob their head to ZZ Top. So many examples but first I give you Pearl Necklace. They are a horny-ass band, man. I mean I'm not one to LOOK for ways for stuff to be about sex, if anything im the opposite. But c'mon, not even subtle
![Lyrics to Pearl Necklace. "She was gettin' bombed, and I was gettin' blown away. [...] A pearl necklace. She want a pearl necklace." And then later in the verse: "she is so tough, and pure as the driven slush. AND THAT'S NOT JEWELRY SHE'S TALKING ABOUT; IT REALLY DON'T COST THAT MUCH." (caps mine)
I rest my case, your honor
For the record! These are good songs and I really like zz top, especially when I'm in the mood for a nice lil Texas shuffle and a nice little riff](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:45hg3dpcgrupbz2dl5bh7b25/bafkreigrumoye3z4x56kpmrsoaizu4kta5mje74qdogb7adl6hwrjkqvhq@jpeg)
October 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Some Folk will talk about how crude music is nowadays and then go bob their head to ZZ Top. So many examples but first I give you Pearl Necklace. They are a horny-ass band, man. I mean I'm not one to LOOK for ways for stuff to be about sex, if anything im the opposite. But c'mon, not even subtle
Me, watching 3 Body Problem, high baseline level of stress, and then
"... we are afraid of you"
"... we are afraid of you"
October 5, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Me, watching 3 Body Problem, high baseline level of stress, and then
"... we are afraid of you"
"... we are afraid of you"
Finally watching 3 Body Problem and I'm
October 3, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Finally watching 3 Body Problem and I'm
The first time I did my teacher voice off-duty to a friend was harrowing
October 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The first time I did my teacher voice off-duty to a friend was harrowing
I would break so many laws for this angel
October 3, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I would break so many laws for this angel
I couldn't think of a good one before now but here we go
9-30 / 10-1
9-30 / 10-1
October 2, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I couldn't think of a good one before now but here we go
9-30 / 10-1
9-30 / 10-1
