Confused Gibbon
@confusedgibbon.bsky.social
I like stuff! (Including but not limited to 'Things')
Fuck the pain, one more lap.
Fuck the pain, one more lap.
It's quite apt that humans are classed as homi-no-idea, though rather harsh on the other apes. 😅
December 2, 2025 at 3:03 PM
It's quite apt that humans are classed as homi-no-idea, though rather harsh on the other apes. 😅
It's a necessary distinction.
December 2, 2025 at 2:33 PM
It's a necessary distinction.
No you're not.
December 2, 2025 at 2:32 PM
No you're not.
Apes.
Soft apes.
Soft apes.
December 2, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Apes.
Soft apes.
Soft apes.
Of course you are. Who wouldn't be?
Don't answer that.
Don't answer that.
December 2, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Of course you are. Who wouldn't be?
Don't answer that.
Don't answer that.
That might be 5 star accommodation for rodents, but us primates need something a bit better*.
*a clean mattress.
*a clean mattress.
December 2, 2025 at 1:19 PM
That might be 5 star accommodation for rodents, but us primates need something a bit better*.
*a clean mattress.
*a clean mattress.
It'll take a couple of months, so long as my boss just leaves me to it. 😅
December 2, 2025 at 1:04 PM
It'll take a couple of months, so long as my boss just leaves me to it. 😅
No promises. 😬
December 2, 2025 at 1:03 PM
No promises. 😬
I'm sure there's some, who are giddy with anticipation.
December 2, 2025 at 10:40 AM
I'm sure there's some, who are giddy with anticipation.
I was very satisfied.
a man in a tuxedo is dancing with a group of men .
ALT: a man in a tuxedo is dancing with a group of men .
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December 2, 2025 at 9:53 AM
I was very satisfied.
And herein lies the beauty.
December 2, 2025 at 7:47 AM
And herein lies the beauty.
Fair enough. 🤫
December 2, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Fair enough. 🤫
Hans Gruber falling from Nakatomi Plaza?
December 2, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Hans Gruber falling from Nakatomi Plaza?
Ness and I had a day in the alps so cold we went and spent €100 each on goose down gloves. 🤣
December 1, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Ness and I had a day in the alps so cold we went and spent €100 each on goose down gloves. 🤣
Yeah, maybe I should just expand my colour palette.
December 1, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Yeah, maybe I should just expand my colour palette.
I've given up painting them. 🫤
December 1, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I've given up painting them. 🫤
All that time climbing is paying off! 🤣
December 1, 2025 at 7:45 PM
All that time climbing is paying off! 🤣
