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Neon Laden Misery
Serving only shrimp to the Jewish department store owner is such a nice touch
December 2, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Maggie Siff, I would die for you, fr
December 2, 2025 at 4:41 AM
the pilot is so weird because it's setup to have a big reveal and it hits really well the first time but it plays so goofy on repeat viewings.

Anyways Midge is so cool
December 2, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I think this has really high potential to be *the stupidest thing that has ever happened in sports*

I mean it probably wont be as stupid as Jason Grimsley stealing Albert Belle's corked bat, but considering the parties involved in this race we have to at least consider the possibility
December 2, 2025 at 12:40 AM
seems like if the AD has his hands tied behind his back with this policy they should invest more in getting some of their players into coaching roles
December 1, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I don't remember Jason's OP post asking you about Matt Patricia and yet there you were starting mess nice and early. Anyways have a nice day. OH
November 30, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Bro, as an unhinged OSU fan, I'm begging you to act normal. Everyone thinks we're insane and you're not helping
November 30, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Evergreen post
November 30, 2025 at 4:24 AM
We'll put it to the test when Florida brings back Urban Meyer tomorrow
November 30, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Marty seems like a guy that's down for whatever assignment ESPN wants to throw at him, but like I'd think he'd have enough self respect not to sit around waiting for Lane to make a decision
November 30, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Pants a little too tactical but props on getting the most dress shoes looking Nikes possible
November 30, 2025 at 2:47 AM
"Dan Campbell coaching Paris Saint-Germain" going on the vision board
November 30, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Damn, I didn't think a cashmere sweater was even a possibility. J Crew should look into sponsoring a team
November 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Ryan, which college or NFL coach would even attempt this let alone pull it off
November 30, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Oh I got them all going but I keep forgetting my thumb don't work so I keep locking myself out from trying too many times, I'm not very smart, proven by me slicing myself trying to wash a knife
November 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Bringing his girlfriend no one else knows to the dinner and proceeding to sing The French Inhaler at her while she sits there awkwardly
November 28, 2025 at 2:31 AM