Convalescent Rodent 🐭🏥
@convalescentrodent.bsky.social
Rodent based cryptid
I’m going on a five day trip to Big Bend National Park etc. and I am an absolute basket case thinking about if my cats will get lonely and miss me and also that they will do something stupid like drag a floormat over into the water bowl thereby soaking up all the water, leaving their bowl empty and
November 1, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I’m going on a five day trip to Big Bend National Park etc. and I am an absolute basket case thinking about if my cats will get lonely and miss me and also that they will do something stupid like drag a floormat over into the water bowl thereby soaking up all the water, leaving their bowl empty and
I forgot about all the naked people at the end of Hereditary.
It was fun watching it in a public venue with a bunch of strangers. You could hear every time someone noticed a ween.
It was fun watching it in a public venue with a bunch of strangers. You could hear every time someone noticed a ween.
October 30, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I forgot about all the naked people at the end of Hereditary.
It was fun watching it in a public venue with a bunch of strangers. You could hear every time someone noticed a ween.
It was fun watching it in a public venue with a bunch of strangers. You could hear every time someone noticed a ween.
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HAPPY INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY SORRY FOR OUR DELAY WE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THIS WAS A REAL DAY.
October 22, 2025 at 8:44 PM
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY SORRY FOR OUR DELAY WE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THIS WAS A REAL DAY.
I did 1 therapy
When fixed ? 😾
When fixed ? 😾
October 22, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I did 1 therapy
When fixed ? 😾
When fixed ? 😾
Just call me AWS DynanoDb US EAST-1 the way I’m barely functing these days, 🫠
October 20, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Just call me AWS DynanoDb US EAST-1 the way I’m barely functing these days, 🫠
I am “going out to see chat pile and then the Osees two nights in a row has definitely frigged my knee up” years old
October 20, 2025 at 6:33 AM
I am “going out to see chat pile and then the Osees two nights in a row has definitely frigged my knee up” years old
I have zero of 3 cats cuddling with me on this lazy Sunday morning. What is this betrayal?!
Am I not comfortable enough to recharge your zoomies ??
Am I not comfortable enough to recharge your zoomies ??
October 12, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I have zero of 3 cats cuddling with me on this lazy Sunday morning. What is this betrayal?!
Am I not comfortable enough to recharge your zoomies ??
Am I not comfortable enough to recharge your zoomies ??
Kink that incorporates cop imagery is over. jsyk
If you’ve got a pup hood and lock chain with a sheriff badge you’re officially irrelevant. You deserve to be ignored 💯
If you’ve got a pup hood and lock chain with a sheriff badge you’re officially irrelevant. You deserve to be ignored 💯
October 12, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Kink that incorporates cop imagery is over. jsyk
If you’ve got a pup hood and lock chain with a sheriff badge you’re officially irrelevant. You deserve to be ignored 💯
If you’ve got a pup hood and lock chain with a sheriff badge you’re officially irrelevant. You deserve to be ignored 💯
Conversation with my husband from October 2018, 5 days before our first wedding anniversary.
This man spent the entirety of our first anniversary cuddled up with me on the uncomfortable hospital couch watching a bootleg copy of Suspiria on the hospital TV cuz we were supposed to go to a screening
This man spent the entirety of our first anniversary cuddled up with me on the uncomfortable hospital couch watching a bootleg copy of Suspiria on the hospital TV cuz we were supposed to go to a screening
October 1, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Conversation with my husband from October 2018, 5 days before our first wedding anniversary.
This man spent the entirety of our first anniversary cuddled up with me on the uncomfortable hospital couch watching a bootleg copy of Suspiria on the hospital TV cuz we were supposed to go to a screening
This man spent the entirety of our first anniversary cuddled up with me on the uncomfortable hospital couch watching a bootleg copy of Suspiria on the hospital TV cuz we were supposed to go to a screening
I am happy to live in the land of Turtle rabbits
*going through old screenshots to preserve my iCloud space and finding some gold
*going through old screenshots to preserve my iCloud space and finding some gold
October 1, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I am happy to live in the land of Turtle rabbits
*going through old screenshots to preserve my iCloud space and finding some gold
*going through old screenshots to preserve my iCloud space and finding some gold
Love from above
Honda approaches and surveys his kingdom.
Who amongst thee shall be nuzzled and purred uponst
Honda approaches and surveys his kingdom.
Who amongst thee shall be nuzzled and purred uponst
September 25, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Love from above
Honda approaches and surveys his kingdom.
Who amongst thee shall be nuzzled and purred uponst
Honda approaches and surveys his kingdom.
Who amongst thee shall be nuzzled and purred uponst
Dropped a bunch of unhinged replies on viral threads.
My work here is done.
Time to ignore my mentions for 11 days.
My work here is done.
Time to ignore my mentions for 11 days.
September 24, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Dropped a bunch of unhinged replies on viral threads.
My work here is done.
Time to ignore my mentions for 11 days.
My work here is done.
Time to ignore my mentions for 11 days.
The online dunks on his mental status are like super hilarious but we really some people with any sort of power to intervene and stop him and his technofascist puppet regime.
We all know orange guy has no original thoughts. He’s just a useful idiot for emboldened greedy nihilistic billionaires.
We all know orange guy has no original thoughts. He’s just a useful idiot for emboldened greedy nihilistic billionaires.
September 23, 2025 at 8:53 PM
The online dunks on his mental status are like super hilarious but we really some people with any sort of power to intervene and stop him and his technofascist puppet regime.
We all know orange guy has no original thoughts. He’s just a useful idiot for emboldened greedy nihilistic billionaires.
We all know orange guy has no original thoughts. He’s just a useful idiot for emboldened greedy nihilistic billionaires.
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You know what’s definitely worse than taking Tylenol during pregnancy? Untreated fevers.
This is not going to end well.
This is not going to end well.
September 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
You know what’s definitely worse than taking Tylenol during pregnancy? Untreated fevers.
This is not going to end well.
This is not going to end well.
I hate IOS26 Liquid Glass so much I’m contemplating switching to android.
It’s so fucking annoying
It’s so fucking annoying
September 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I hate IOS26 Liquid Glass so much I’m contemplating switching to android.
It’s so fucking annoying
It’s so fucking annoying
If only I could live in this moment forever.
Very few things are better than a beautiful loyal familiar laying their head on your arm while Nightmare on Elm st 3 plays in the background. Maybe I died last night and this is heaven.
Very few things are better than a beautiful loyal familiar laying their head on your arm while Nightmare on Elm st 3 plays in the background. Maybe I died last night and this is heaven.
September 21, 2025 at 7:53 PM
If only I could live in this moment forever.
Very few things are better than a beautiful loyal familiar laying their head on your arm while Nightmare on Elm st 3 plays in the background. Maybe I died last night and this is heaven.
Very few things are better than a beautiful loyal familiar laying their head on your arm while Nightmare on Elm st 3 plays in the background. Maybe I died last night and this is heaven.
Every time an underground band signs to Nucular Balst I immediately stop paying attention to them. I don’t know what it is but Nukey Bllass always ruins a band’s trajectory
September 16, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Every time an underground band signs to Nucular Balst I immediately stop paying attention to them. I don’t know what it is but Nukey Bllass always ruins a band’s trajectory
I think you all should see my baby boy Gizmo
September 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I think you all should see my baby boy Gizmo
Ew
The discogs app UI redesign sucks
The discogs app UI redesign sucks
September 12, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Ew
The discogs app UI redesign sucks
The discogs app UI redesign sucks
That is definitely not how you place an IV in anyone’s hand*
*someone who has had a million IVs and regularly tells phlebotomists “just do it in my fucking hand” as they fumble around jamming needles in my ditch and they never listen to me. They always go for the vein I tell them not to go after
*someone who has had a million IVs and regularly tells phlebotomists “just do it in my fucking hand” as they fumble around jamming needles in my ditch and they never listen to me. They always go for the vein I tell them not to go after
September 12, 2025 at 5:31 PM
That is definitely not how you place an IV in anyone’s hand*
*someone who has had a million IVs and regularly tells phlebotomists “just do it in my fucking hand” as they fumble around jamming needles in my ditch and they never listen to me. They always go for the vein I tell them not to go after
*someone who has had a million IVs and regularly tells phlebotomists “just do it in my fucking hand” as they fumble around jamming needles in my ditch and they never listen to me. They always go for the vein I tell them not to go after
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じしˍ,)ノ
What if we like didn’t do a civil war?
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じしˍ,)ノ
What if we like didn’t do a civil war?
September 12, 2025 at 4:48 AM
╱|、
(˚ˎ 。7
|、˜〵
じしˍ,)ノ
What if we like didn’t do a civil war?
(˚ˎ 。7
|、˜〵
じしˍ,)ノ
What if we like didn’t do a civil war?
If the Doritos lovo president dies the national guard, ice kidnappings, absurd and repressive executive orders. This is deeper and stronger than Trump. There are so many technofascists creating the architecture for American fascism. Trump is just a useful idiot.Vance is an idiot and just as obedient
September 1, 2025 at 9:25 PM
If the Doritos lovo president dies the national guard, ice kidnappings, absurd and repressive executive orders. This is deeper and stronger than Trump. There are so many technofascists creating the architecture for American fascism. Trump is just a useful idiot.Vance is an idiot and just as obedient
Ate too much cheese dip at the shindig and I feel like I’m gonna die
August 31, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Ate too much cheese dip at the shindig and I feel like I’m gonna die
“Can I at least buy a pillow for the sick?!”
- Michael Shannon-
I also agree with buying more pillows for the sick and also everything else, specialists, medicine , surgeries including gender affirming care. It should all be free. There’s plenty of money. It’s just going to the wrong people
- Michael Shannon-
I also agree with buying more pillows for the sick and also everything else, specialists, medicine , surgeries including gender affirming care. It should all be free. There’s plenty of money. It’s just going to the wrong people
August 30, 2025 at 4:45 AM
“Can I at least buy a pillow for the sick?!”
- Michael Shannon-
I also agree with buying more pillows for the sick and also everything else, specialists, medicine , surgeries including gender affirming care. It should all be free. There’s plenty of money. It’s just going to the wrong people
- Michael Shannon-
I also agree with buying more pillows for the sick and also everything else, specialists, medicine , surgeries including gender affirming care. It should all be free. There’s plenty of money. It’s just going to the wrong people
Saw four cop cars spread out parked across my residential street and my first thought was
“These MFers better not be doing an ICE sweep on my freakin street.” Scoped them for a while but couldn’t ever figure out what they were up to.
“These MFers better not be doing an ICE sweep on my freakin street.” Scoped them for a while but couldn’t ever figure out what they were up to.
August 30, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Saw four cop cars spread out parked across my residential street and my first thought was
“These MFers better not be doing an ICE sweep on my freakin street.” Scoped them for a while but couldn’t ever figure out what they were up to.
“These MFers better not be doing an ICE sweep on my freakin street.” Scoped them for a while but couldn’t ever figure out what they were up to.